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Best Self Sassy Ornaments

Browse our collection of 24 Best Self Ornaments . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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The Best Person To Be Is Yourself Unless You're an Asshole Ornament

The Best Person To Be Is Yourself Unless You're an Asshole Ornament

Remember, the best person you can be is yourself. Unless you're an asshole. Then stop that. Nobody likes assholes, not even assholes. Be the best you that can be with this funny trippy floral smiley face design!

Mentally The Illest Ornament

Mentally The Illest Ornament

MothaF***a, I'm ill...mentally. Show off your dope vibes and self deprecating humor with this graffiti inspired design!

I'm Trash And Cute But Also Fight Me Ornament

I'm Trash And Cute But Also Fight Me Ornament

Those moments when you're self deprecating, yet know your self worth, but also feisty. Represent yourself with this spirit animal!

I'm Hella Depressed Cartoon Ornament

I'm Hella Depressed Cartoon Ornament

Everything isn't all rainbows, ironically, I'm hella depressed - but at least I have a sick sort of self deprecating sense of humor. Right?

My Hip Hurts Ornament

My Hip Hurts Ornament

These hips don't lie, and they're in pain! End the stigma of having aches and pains with this, "My Hip Hurts" sassy, sarcastic health design in a retro aesthetic.

Rated B For BITCH Parody Ornament

Rated B For BITCH Parody Ornament

Some people just aren't sure who you really are or capable of. Let them know through this esrb inspired rating design. Let them know your true self!

I Am In Constant Physical Pain Rainbows Ornament

I Am In Constant Physical Pain Rainbows Ornament

Everything isn't all rainbows, ironically - I Am In Constant Physical Pain. But at least I have a self deprecating, sarcastic sense of humor about it. Besides, I may be in pain, but I'm still F***ing hilarious.

Trash Queen Ornament

Trash Queen Ornament

This funny self-deprecating trash shirt features the words "trash queen" and is perfect for people who love trash, being a loser, self-deprecating humor, goofs, jokes, tumblr, and is ideal for showing your trash pride at the gym, working out, at home, school, college, university, or at the dump!

Weed Candy Hearts Pattern Ornament

Weed Candy Hearts Pattern Ornament

Weed be so cute together! Cannabe your Valentines? Celebrate Valentine's Day with you best bud and these fun stoner candy hearts!

Be Legen-dairy Ornament

Be Legen-dairy Ornament

Bring out your confidence like this cow queen and be utterly unapologetic about it! Be a legend!

BIG Lazy Right Now Ornament

BIG Lazy Right Now Ornament

Lean into a lazy day with this groovy design that doesn't have an ounce of hard work left in it.

Physically Mentally Emotionally Exhausted Ornament

Physically Mentally Emotionally Exhausted Ornament

Physically. Mentally. Emotionally. Exhausted. Everything isn't all rainbows, ironically - I'm f***ing tired. But at least I have a self deprecating, sarcastic sense of humor about it.

I Am A Queen Ornament

I Am A Queen Ornament

Let's get this straight. I'm royalty, I rule this house!! Any objections, peasant?! We all know this cat is in charge!

Bad Bitch Barbie Parody Ornament

Bad Bitch Barbie Parody Ornament

I'm A Baddie girl, in a bad bitch world! This world was made for you and all things pink, so go ahead and flaunt your bad bitch self.

Doing My Little Tasks While The World Crumbles Ornament

Doing My Little Tasks While The World Crumbles Ornament

Everything is fine! I'll just smile through doing my little tasks while the world crumbles further into a capitalist hellscape!

Back & Body Hurts Parody Ornament

Back & Body Hurts Parody Ornament

A pain for every season! Get used to your body falling apart and aging with this, "Back & Body Hurts" logo parody design. Perfect for embracing your chronic pain, having back pain, getting older, and dealing with our human flesh prisons on a daily basis!

Please Leave Me And My Hermit Ass Alone Ornament

Please Leave Me And My Hermit Ass Alone Ornament

Seriously. Can't you see I'm doing good over here? Vibe with yourself and keep people you don't wanna deal with at a distance with this sassy hermit design!

I Have a Migraine Retro Rainbow Ornament

I Have a Migraine Retro Rainbow Ornament

Migraines aren't groovy. :( Show off your coping with the pains of headaches with this retro, rainbow, smiley design for "I Have a Migraine". Perfect for dealing the aches and pains of migraines!

Clinically Depressed Unicorn Ornament

Clinically Depressed Unicorn Ornament

Clinical depression may not be all "rainbows, butterflies, and unicorns,"but I mean, it can be if you have that sick kind of humor (guilty). Embrace the irony in this sarcastic but sweet unicorn design! Where sunshine, rainbows, and clinical depression exists on the same canvas...super likely.

Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Pattern Ornament

Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Pattern Ornament

Are you just want everyone to STFU about Valentine's Day? Show off your sarcastic, snarky, and single self! These are the only candy grams I'll tolerate!

Silly Goose Studies Ornament

Silly Goose Studies Ornament

Just a silly goose living their best silly goose life! Show off your love of geese, space, reading, pizza, sleeping, sunshine, and being a honking goose time!

Feral Thank You Bag Parody Ornament

Feral Thank You Bag Parody Ornament

Have a feral day! Show off your feral girl summer in this funny, take out, thank you bag parody design. Perfect for living your best feral girl summer vibe.

Feral Girl Fall Black Cat Ornament

Feral Girl Fall Black Cat Ornament

Forget Christian Girl Autumn and live your best Feral Girl Fall. Show off your anti-perfectionism and weirdness with this fall, feral, black cat design!

We Can Both Be Pricks Sometimes Ornament

We Can Both Be Pricks Sometimes Ornament

We Can Both Be Pricks Sometimes. We can prick people, sting em, stick em, but at least we can pricks together. We besties.

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