Before You Wreck Yourself Nerds Tank Tops

Why is gene mutation so uncommon in DNA? Because DNA Checks Itself Before It Wrecks Itself, duh. Wear this to let everyone know how much smarter you are than them. Go science!

You better check your shelf before you wreck your shelf! Keep the number of books you have and your literary tastes in check while reading the classics with this funny parody t shirt perfect for book nerds who read anything from scifi to to non-fiction to horror to romance, be it novel, comic , autobiography or encyclopedia!

You better check your shelf before you wreck your shelf! Keep the number of books you have and your literary tastes in check while reading the classics with this funny parody t shirt perfect for book nerds who read anything from scifi to to non-fiction to horror to romance, be it novel, comic , autobiography or encyclopedia!

You better check your shelf before you wreck your shelf! Keep the number of books you have and your literary tastes in check while reading the classics with this funny parody t shirt perfect for book nerds who read anything from scifi to to non-fiction to horror to romance, be it novel, comic , autobiography or encyclopedia!

Wreck someone's ship before they even know what happened to their one true pairing with this funny nerdy t shirt perfect for reading fan fiction, completely dismissing someones otp and wrecking someone's headcanon like an gigantic unexpected iceberg crashing through their slash fiction.

Wreck someone's ship before they even know what happened to their one true pairing with this funny nerdy t shirt perfect for reading fan fiction, completely dismissing someones otp and wrecking someone's headcanon like an gigantic unexpected iceberg crashing through their slash fiction.

Wreck someone's ship before they even know what happened to their one true pairing with this funny nerdy t shirt perfect for reading fan fiction, completely dismissing someones otp and wrecking someone's headcanon like an gigantic unexpected iceberg crashing through their slash fiction.

Check Yourself... Before someone else does. Make sure you watch your next move, or it might regret it!

Check Yourself... Before someone else does. Make sure you watch your next move, or it might regret it!

Know where to block out props and furniture? Know how to light a damn stage properly? Know the parts better than some of the actors from having heard them again and again and again? And then do you silently mouth along to all the lines and showtunes? This nerdy shirt's for you. Whether or not it's Hell Week, wear this cute nerdy design like the sick theater tech beast you are.

Know where to block out props and furniture? Know how to light a damn stage properly? Know the parts better than some of the actors from having heard them again and again and again? And then do you silently mouth along to all the lines and showtunes? This nerdy shirt's for you. Whether or not it's Hell Week, wear this cute nerdy design like the sick theater tech beast you are.

Know where to block out props and furniture? Know how to light a damn stage properly? Know the parts better than some of the actors from having heard them again and again and again? And then do you silently mouth along to all the lines and showtunes? This nerdy shirt's for you. Whether or not it's Hell Week, wear this cute nerdy design like the sick theater tech beast you are.

Books before boys! Let everyone know that feeding your brain is more important to you than silly boys with this funny book lovers design! A must have for literature enthusiasts and nerd girls everywhere!

Books before boys! Let everyone know that feeding your brain is more important to you than silly boys with this funny book lovers design! A must have for literature enthusiasts and nerd girls everywhere!

It very important to be yourself but... if you had the opportunity to be a magical girl you should take that up instead. You get magical powers, becoming anime eyes, and a killer uniform! Forget being yourself at that point, sometimes the correct choice is to conform, and thats magical.

It very important to be yourself but... if you had the opportunity to be a magical girl you should take that up instead. You get magical powers, becoming anime eyes, and a killer uniform! Forget being yourself at that point, sometimes the correct choice is to conform, and thats magical.

But it would be even better to be yourself while being a unicorn. All the magical horse powers, none of the problems of real life and school and adulthood. Unicorns don't have to go to school. Aspire to be a unicorn instead of a person with this funny, nerdy unicorn t shirt!

But it would be even better to be yourself while being a unicorn. All the magical horse powers, none of the problems of real life and school and adulthood. Unicorns don't have to go to school. Aspire to be a unicorn instead of a person with this funny, nerdy unicorn t shirt!

But it would be even better to be yourself while being a unicorn. All the magical horse powers, none of the problems of real life and school and adulthood. Unicorns don't have to go to school. Aspire to be a unicorn instead of a person with this funny, nerdy unicorn t shirt!

No zombie can resist the urge to go for a snack before a good workout. But if you're a gym-goer, you know gains are everything! Forget brains for now and get your sweat on with this hilariously edgy t-shirt. Featuring a bold and eye-catching design, this shirt is perfect for anyone who loves to pump iron or simply enjoys a bit of dark humor. Additionally, it's a great way to show off your love for all things spooky without having to look like a zombie! So whether you need an outfit for Halloween or just want to make a statement at the gym, grab this tee and let everyone know that you're all about the gains! With its cool and edgy design, it's sure to turn heads and make a great conversation starter wherever you go. Get your hands on this GAINS before BRAINS t-shirt today and watch as you become the coolest kid on the block.

Looking for the perfect motivation to hit the gym and unleash your inner zombie? Look no further than our "GAINS before BRAINS!" t-shirt! This clever design is sure to turn heads and spark conversations with fellow fitness enthusiasts. It's the perfect choice for anyone who knows that a little pre-workout snack won't stand in the way of achieving their goals! Plus, with its undead-inspired twist, it's a fun and playful choice for Halloween events or any time of year. Don't settle for boring workout wear---embrace your inner zombie and show off your dedication to fitness with our "GAINS before BRAINS!" t-shirt!

Hmph, pups are just trying to tag along when the full moons up. You've been sporting lycanthropy long before everyone decided it was cool to be plagued with such a curse. Remind your friends you were top wolf before everyone else with this funny Werewolf shirt!

Listen, you gotta hand it to those screaming civilians- they are definitely getting their cardio in for that day as their city gets trampled underfoot by a colossal monstrosity. Whether you're at the gym or on the trails, grab this nerdy fitness shirt and get your run on while paying tribute to that city-crunching kaiju, Godzilla.

Listen, you gotta hand it to those screaming civilians- they are definitely getting their cardio in for that day as their city gets trampled underfoot by a colossal monstrosity. Whether you're at the gym or on the trails, grab this nerdy fitness shirt and get your run on while paying tribute to that city-crunching kaiju, Godzilla.

Listen, you gotta hand it to those screaming civilians- they are definitely getting their cardio in for that day as their city gets trampled underfoot by a colossal monstrosity. Whether you're at the gym or on the trails, grab this nerdy fitness shirt and get your run on while paying tribute to that city-crunching kaiju, Godzilla.

In the words of our great and fearless leader, Leslie Knope: Ovaries Before Brovaries. Don't let the patriarchy get you down, you can always depend on your fellow womyn to get you through the day. It's like, the rules of feminism.

I was a nerd before it was cool! Show all those hipsters with the trendy fake glasses who the real nerds are! Now get back to your D&D game and rock this design with your fellow nerds!

I was a nerd before it was cool! Show all those hipsters with the trendy fake glasses who the real nerds are! Now get back to your D&D game and rock this design with your fellow nerds!

Wake me up before you Indigo-go, Link! Hyped for the Link's Awakening remake for the Switch? Celebrate your love and nostalgia for the classic Zelda game with this cute Wind Fish/Wham! mashup! It's perfect for fans of gaming, Nintendo, Legend of Zelda and sleepy flying whales!

Wake me up before you Indigo-go, Link! Hyped for the Link's Awakening remake for the Switch? Celebrate your love and nostalgia for the classic Zelda game with this cute Wind Fish/Wham! mashup! It's perfect for fans of gaming, Nintendo, Legend of Zelda and sleepy flying whales!