Be My Simp Dinosaurs Tank Tops

I'm an ankylosaur after my cardio! Show your love for dinosaurs during your cardio with this cute, punny "running until my ankles are saurus" design!

I'm an ankylosaur after my cardio! Show your love for dinosaurs during your cardio with this cute, punny "running until my ankles are saurus" design!

Looking for a quirky t-shirt that expresses your mood, feelings, and age in one sentence? Look no further than My Everything Is Saur t-shirt! Designed for those moments when your aches and pains make you feel like a dinosaur, this t-shirt is the perfect way to make light of a difficult situation. Whether you're a fan of puns, love dinosaurs or just need a new shirt that speaks to your inner self, this shirt has it all. A clever and witty product description that's keyword-rich, My Everything Is Saur t-shirt is the perfect addition to any wardrobe. So why wait? Order yours today and show the world that your everything is, indeed, saur!

Get your jurassic gym time on with this, triceratops "My Triceps Are Saur" dinosaur fitness design! Perfect for working out, dinosaur lovers, dinosaur gifts, tricep workout, and gym humor!

Get your jurassic gym time on with this, triceratops "My Triceps Are Saur" dinosaur fitness design! Perfect for working out, dinosaur lovers, dinosaur gifts, tricep workout, and gym humor!

Valentine, you make my heart SAUR! Show some love for your valentine this year with this cute dinosaur pun, perfect for waxing poetic about the Mesozoic era and talking about the way dinosaurs are often represented in media vs. what they may have actually looked like.

Valentine, you make my heart SAUR! Show some love for your valentine this year with this cute dinosaur pun, perfect for waxing poetic about the Mesozoic era and talking about the way dinosaurs are often represented in media vs. what they may have actually looked like.

After this workout, i'm going to need a tyrannosaurus REST. This adipose needs to make like the dinosaurs and go EXTINCT!... man my muscles are saur.

After this workout, i'm going to need a tyrannosaurus REST. This adipose needs to make like the dinosaurs and go EXTINCT!... man my muscles are saur.

I'm pretty sure a good number of us have had a dinosaur phase at one point in their life. The question is is if they stuck with it or not. This shirt is perfect for any paleontologists and fossil enthusiasts!

You wanna gain some muscle? You gotta TRYceratops!! Lift weights and get beefy with this funny dinosaur pun!

You wanna gain some muscle? You gotta TRYceratops!! Lift weights and get beefy with this funny dinosaur pun!

When you're planning for a busy day of velociraptor wrestling and saving children, this design is perfect for starting your day off right! Whether you're training at the gym to velociraptor wrestle or actually going out to hunt some dinos, this design is great for you. This design is for badasses everywhere, never mind if velociraptors are uncommon in your region!

Sorry for the things I said while using my lizard brain. You may have acted hangry or goofy, but we all suffer from a case of lizard brain sometimes. Show off your lizard brain instincts with this sassy, funny shirt.

Sorry for the things I said while using my lizard brain. You may have acted hangry or goofy, but we all suffer from a case of lizard brain sometimes. Show off your lizard brain instincts with this sassy, funny shirt.

Show off your love and NEED for that good caffeine with this super cute, coffee lover's, T-Rex holding two coffee mugs, dinosaur pun shirt! Let the world know you are an absolute T-WRECK when you haven't had your coffee. Go ahead and drink your cup o' joe so you can be a functioning human person.

Show off your love and NEED for that good caffeine with this super cute, coffee lover's, T-Rex holding two coffee mugs, dinosaur pun shirt! Let the world know you are an absolute T-WRECK when you haven't had your coffee.

I'm pretty sure a good number of us have had a dinosaur phase at one point in their life. The question is is if they stuck with it or not. This shirt is perfect for any paleontologists and fossil enthusiasts!

Don't have time to wrangle up some raptors and motorcycles for Halloween? No problem, show off your sexiness and your love for raptors, Halloween and all things jurassic with this cute and dinosaur, funny, halloween costume shirt.

Don't have time to wrangle up some raptors and motorcycles for Halloween? No problem, show off your sexiness and your love for raptors, Halloween and all things jurassic with this cute and dinosaur, funny, halloween costume shirt.

Check on the bae with your raptor squad in this funny dinosaur t shirt perfect for dinosaur fans, motorcycle raptor gangs, prehistoric-jurassic-period zoo animal caretakers with military backgrounds who build mutual respecting relationships with pack animals, and bad ass women who don't take any shit from disrespectful shady relationships!

Check on the bae with your raptor squad in this funny dinosaur t shirt perfect for dinosaur fans, motorcycle raptor gangs, prehistoric-jurassic-period zoo animal caretakers with military backgrounds who build mutual respecting relationships with pack animals, and bad ass women who don't take any shit from disrespectful shady relationships!

Check on the bae with your raptor squad in this funny dinosaur t shirt perfect for dinosaur fans, motorcycle raptor gangs, prehistoric-jurassic-period zoo animal caretakers with military backgrounds who build mutual respecting relationships with pack animals, and bad ass women who don't take any shit from disrespectful shady relationships!

Everyone telling me to stop being so over the top but i'm walkin' into the club like a tyrannosaurus REXTRA. Nobody is gonna stop me from livin my oversized extra life!

Everyone telling me to stop being so over the top but i'm walkin' into the club like a tyrannosaurus REXTRA. Nobody is gonna stop me from livin my oversized extra life!

This sabre has claws and she's not afraid to use them! Your unwelcome cat calls and flirting are not welcome, and we're smilo-done with your requests for a smile. Sure, I'll show my teeth - but only to use them against toxic masculinity.

Who needs to be alpha when beta is better!? Beta raptors and all raptors in general are my bae! Show your love for raptors with this cute and nerdy, raptor shirt!

Who needs to be alpha when beta is better!? Beta raptors and all raptors in general are my bae! Show your love for raptors with this cute and nerdy, raptor shirt!

Who needs to be alpha when beta is better!? Beta raptors and all raptors in general are my bae! Show your love for raptors with this cute and nerdy, raptor shirt!

In the end all of man will die and woman shall take her place as rulers of this earth. That won't happen though until some awesome dinosaurs can come around and take down the those that stupid patriarchy. Until then I will keep dreaming and letting this classic jurassic movie quote to go through my brain.