Bard Song Parody Blankets

Huff. Momma shark's gonna need a minute. Uh, doo doo, etc. Maybe leave this fella out of the song.

He's makin a list and checkin' it twice! Santa Frog is comin' to town! Celebrate the Christmas season with this funny, froggy holiday design!

He's makin a list and checkin' it twice! Santa Frog is comin' to town! Celebrate the Christmas season with this funny, froggy holiday design!

Get ready to make shark week every week with this funny, "Jaw Ready For This?" 90s jam parody design! Perfect for song parodies, shark puns, shark lovers, partying, animal humor, and expressing your sharkness!

I'm Shrexy and I know it. Show your love for Shrek and LMFAO with this funny parody design.

It's very convenient, but takes longer than is probably normal? At least there's a cool theme song that plays. It's a little obnoxious having to shout a catchphrase every time though.

Cut my life into pieces... you know the rest of the song! For all you grungy 90s rock fans out there, celebrate Halloween in roach style! This funny pumpkin parody shirt features a pumpkin with its life being cut to pieces. So very tortured, so very rock and roll.

Country roads are the G.O.A.T.. Dream or scream of home with this funny country parody featuring a spectral goat watching over you as you soak in the beautiful mountainous countryside.

It's about damn time for Halloween! Show off your excitement for all things spooky season with this jack-o-lantern, spider webs, and bats design.

Poor Unfortunate Trash. In pain, in need. This one's longing to be garbage that one wants to get the filth, and do I help them? Yes indeed. Show your love for trash pandas and the sea witches with this Ursula parody design.

My Neck My Back My Naughty Children Sack. WHERE ARE THE NAUGHTY CHILDREN!!! Show that it's Krampus time again with this fun Christmas, song parody design.

Sorry boys and girls, but this ones not interested in your innuendoes no matter how catchy they may be. Anacondas just don't really float your boat and thats okay! There are plenty of others who'd agree. You call let others know where you stand on the sexuality spectrum with the parody Asexual blanket!

Introducing the ultimate ode to all things trash our hilarious and eye-catching blanket that will keep you warm and cozy no matter what. Featuring a bold and colorful design, this blanket proudly declares your love for all things dumpster-related, from the stinky and putrid to the downright rotten. With its clever play on words and witty call to action, this blanket is sure to be a hit with anyone who isn't afraid to embrace their inner trash cat and go on a wild and filthy adventure. So why wait? Order now and get ready to explore a whole new world of garbage and grime, all from the comfort of your own home.

If I lay here, If I just lay here, would you order pizza for me while I catch up on my shows? If you find yourself having a hard time chasing pizza delivery cars because you're really really busy forgetting the world and watching netflix, eating pizza and other junk food, playing video games, reading, marathoning tv shows, or napping, this blanket is here to lie with you .

If I lay here, If I just lay here, would you order pizza for me while I catch up on my shows? If you find yourself having a hard time chasing pizza delivery cars because you're really really busy forgetting the world and watching netflix, eating pizza and other junk food, playing video games, reading, marathoning tv shows, or napping, this blanket is here to lie with you .