Back Greeting Cards

Yeah, I've got back problems, but my back pain is punk! Show that you're tough for dealing with your aches and pains with this, "Back Pain Is Punk" aging, relatable life design!

Back pain is terrible, but for some people, it's debilitating! Besides, any form of pain is terrible, so show a little sympathy for anyone sporting this design!

A pain for every season! Get used to your body falling apart and aging with this, "Back & Body Hurts" logo parody design. Perfect for embracing your chronic pain, having back pain, getting older, and dealing with our human flesh prisons on a daily basis!

Screw adulthood in my next life I'm coming back as a baby. Show that you're over your adult responsibilities with this funny quote design.

Watch out, I'm back on my silly goose shit! Show off your love of being a silly, sassy goose with this illustration of a goose wearing sunglasses strutting in the sunshine.

LISTEN BOOMER....BACK IN MY DAY, WE drank MEMES from a HOSE. WE KILLED toilet paper with AVOCADOS. WE F*CKED a FISH!! we YEETED HAW. HOSPITAL WAS NEVER!!!! We screamed at GOD. "F" was RESPECT. WE DIED in SQUALOR because LAZY PHONE and NO OTHER REASON!!! Set those boomers straight with this bizarre shitpost take on "back in my day".

This awkwardly romantic greeting card reads, " Lol Ur The Worst At Texting Back Haha But Ur Still Pretty Cool I Guess" and is perfect for anyone that is notoriously bad at texting back but you still love them anyways! Grab this funny greeting card for any of the terrible texters in your life.. because god knows there's a better chance of them getting this card than any of your messages!

Put a The Drunken Heathen Debauchery Back Into Yule. Show you want to get back to the good old days when holidays were about celebration and debauchery instead of capitalism.

Put a The Drunken Heathen Debauchery Back Into the Winter Solstice. Show you want to get back to the good old days when holidays were about celebration and debauchery instead of capitalism.

Get ready to play Santa Claus with this hilarious greeting card! Our "Put the Drunken Pagan Debauchery Back into Christmas" card is the perfect way to bring some light-hearted joy to the upcoming holiday season. Inspired by the true roots of Christmas, this playful card is sure to make any recipient smile. Whether you want to give your friend the gift of laughter or you're looking for a unique way to send season's greetings to your coworkers, this card is a great solution. So grab a glass of eggnog, cozy up by the fire, and let the good times roll with this Winter Solstice-inspired design. Don't settle for a boring holiday season - celebrate the true reason for the season in style with our hilarious greeting card. Order yours today and spread the cheer!

My Neck My Back My Naughty Children Sack. WHERE ARE THE NAUGHTY CHILDREN!!! Show that it's Krampus time again with this fun Christmas, song parody design.

Who Is This Trash I See Staring Straight Back at Me? When will my reflection show the garbage I am insiiiiiiiiide???? Show your love for raccoons and Mulan with this reflection parody design.

Follows workout. Workout doesn't follow back. Unfollows workout. Show that you follow for follow only with this funny social media and fitness inspired design.

Follows diet. Diet doesn't follow back. Unfollows diet. Show that you follow for follow only with this funny social media and dieting inspired design.

I wish you'd step back from that ledge Mothman. Cut ties with all the lies you've been living in. Show your love of cryptids and 90s rock with this funny song parody design.

Don't Let the Fear of Limited Space Hold You Back From Buying More Plants. Life is short, buy the plates. Let the earth reclaim your body one houseplant at a time with this house plant lover design.

You must dig with that butt because it's GROUND BREAKING! That booty could be called the ace of spades. This hilariously bad pun is great for those cheesy gardeners out there that enjoy a terrible joke!

What if we kissed in the eerie liminal space of the back rooms. Show off your love for memes, creepy pasta and reddit with this funny design about the creepy back rooms.

Caffeine, courage and kindness. That's what good teachers are made of. Get ready to head back to school with this teaching themed design.

School is trash. Go back to school and let everyone know you think school is trash with this adorable trash panda design.

Call me Big Paddy when you back that thing up. Show your love for Saint Patricks Day with this song parody inspired design.

...Is that...a threat...? Stay cute, stay ominous, stay full of spit with this cute af llama design, perfect for keeping people on their toes and maybe 6 feet back.

No hurry, no worries! Kick back and take it easy with this sloth card!

There is no Planet B. Show that we need to start taking care of Earth because there's no back up plan with this pro-environment design.

My chemistry puns rarely get a reaction. Show your love of science and grown worthy puns with this funny design.

May your coffee be stronger and your students quieter than yesterday. Pray for quiet and caffeination with this funny teaching inspired design.

If you love how Christmas used to be back in the day, this cute and festive 50's inspired design is for you! This vintage holiday greeting card features a beautifully stylish 50's woman, all bundled up for the winter weather, surrounded by all vintage ornaments and designs. Travel back to when Christmas was stylish, with this wintery Christmas card!

Check out this funny "Anarchy" design. People just need to learn to leave you alone and let you get back to Anarchy. Show them with this awesome hater design.

Who knew free speech came at the cost of 8 dollars? Oh and impersonating others, lets not forget that. So... when are we all going back to tumblr??

Sometimes the exercise ball is simply a pillow for your mid-day nap, and that's okay! Rest up and get back to the grind tomorrow, relaxing is an important part of the work out journey.