Astrology Quotes V Neck Magnets

Do your friends rely on you for the forecast of the stars and planets? You might be the Emotional Support Astrologer! Whether you're an amateur or professional, support your pals with the planets!

I'm on my astrology bitch shit. You should stay away from us witches, non-believers, and celestial succubi, but you just can't, because our signs are aligned, baby.

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Neck Long, Patience Short, don't test me. This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy and impatient attitude with this goose holding a knife.

Fool of a took! Gandalf always be messing around with Pip and Merry! This is one of the great wizard's most memorable quotes, and now you can wear it!

My neck, my back, my anxiety attack. Channel your inner screaming opossum with this sassy song parody inspired design.

Dedicated to fellow cat parents, I'm sure your neck and your back were once a victim of your cat's attacks.

My Neck My Back My Naughty Children Sack. WHERE ARE THE NAUGHTY CHILDREN!!! Show that it's Krampus time again with this fun Christmas, song parody design.

A famous Garfield once said that they hate mondays. No wasn't a big orange cat it was a charming and talented british actor! Show off your love for Mr. Garfield with this funny, mis quote design.

Form a calming circle and think soothing thoughts with your witchy sisters. Show off what thoughts sooth you with this spooky, Witchy, Halloween movie quote parody design.

Stand up, speak out, injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. Show off your love of queer, black feminist activist Audre Lorde with this, "Your Silence Will Not Protect You" famous quote design. Perfect for protests, activism, and fighting for equality.

The movie theatre, a magical place where somehow heart break seems good. Share your love for the movies, movie theaters and this now iconic wrote with this parody design.

Zodiac daddies, horoscope whores, and celestial sluts - the planets may be in retrograde, but you, darling, are never! Show off your love for all things astrology with this celestial, zodiac constellations design!

Find Solace In The Stars, they'll always show you the way home. Celestial magic witches and astronomers, this one's for you!

Cancer, the sign that is ruled by The Moon, is basically the sign of the Witches. Cancer witches are dedicated, good, and their craft is always for the benefit of the people.

What's Your Sign Babe? The planets may be in retrograde, but you, darling, are never! Show off your love for all things witchy and astrology with this occult design! what's your sign what's your sign babe? celestial witch psychic witch psychic horoscope prediction astrological signs occult witch fortunes zodiac predictions astrology witch astrology sign astrology girl astrology zodiac obsessed horoscope girl horoscope sign horoscope zodiac signs zodiac sign horoscopes celestial what's your sign what's your sign babe?

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Abort the court! The SCOTUS is BS - lifetime appointment? Come on, they'll turn to dust before they enact change that people want. Overturning a precedent that over half of Americans support? That's not a government for the people, it's a government against us. flower power y2k girl y2k y2k aesthetic groovy girl anti scotus democrat liberal abortion access reproductive rights a womans right to choose a woman's right to choose my body my choice pro choice feminism abortion rights abolish the scotus abolish the supreme court abort the court scotus supreme court roe v.

That friend of yours who keeps a pantry filled with strange herbs and ingredients - that's your witchy Sag buddy right there. They don't do witchcraft half-assed. Spicy sags go all the way!

Mercury is out of Retrograde and I'm Still Depressed, dafuq? I thought everything was totally gonna be okay now... wait till my therapist hears this.

Your magic is one with the stars and planets! Show off your love of celestial magic with this, "Celestial Witch" astrology and space-inspired, witchy design!

Sensitive, caring, and ... spicy!? Claim your status as a Spicy Pisces in this astrological design.

Will the stars align for your love? Ask your crush what their birth chart is and see how compatible you are with this, "What's Ur Birth Chart?" candy heart design!

This Guy Supports Repro Rights, and that's metal af. The SCOTUS is BS - lifetime appointment? Come on, they'll turn to dust before they enact change that people want. Overturning a precedent that over half of Americans support? That's not a government for the people, it's a government against us. edgy men supporting women metal af metal husband gifts boyfriend gifts abortion repro rights roe v wade roe v wade overturned roe v.

It's Libra Season, Bitches! If you need a little balance in your life, look no further than an attractive libra. Their awesomeness is in the air!

Check out these Zodiac Dollz! Bring back memories of Bratz, Barbies, and that Y2K lifestyle? Each Zodiac sign has a doll to match, can you guess them all? Perfect for horoscope hoes, y2K nostalgia fiends, and of course, gals with a passion for... astrology!

Banning abortions only means banning safe abortions! Show that everyone deserves bodily autonomy and health care with this, "Safe Abortions For All" pro-choice, human rights design!

Your laws ain't shit - you can't even find the clit! Stand up to the anti-choice bigots and the patriarchy with this funny, protest chant design. Perfect for pro-choice and human rights activists.

Swiftly to the polls! Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, My Rights are not a game!

One creatures trash is anothers' treasure, and you're my dumpster dream. It doesn't get more romantic than being trash together.