Ask Then Touch Maternity T-Shirts

Having a big gut full of human can be quite the social burden, you don't want people to touch your belly without permission. Show the tempted strangers that you should ask, then touch in with this maternity shirt.

Having a big gut full of human can be quite the social burden, you don't want people to touch your belly without permission. Show the tempted strangers that you should ask, then touch in with this maternity shirt.

The color of your skin shouldn't determine the quality of maternal healthcare you are recieving. Come on, healthcare system, get your shit together.

The color of your skin shouldn't determine the quality of maternal healthcare you are recieving. Come on, healthcare system, get your shit together.

Don't Touch Me. Show some class to go with that sass in this feisty quotes juxtaposed with a cute delicate floral design.

Man, go touch some grace! What, you just going to let all those runes sit in your pocket? You tryin to save for a great sword or something? Yeesh!

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Touching grass is not enough, I need to touch butts. Butt touching is almost as healing as going outside! Show off your love for butts with this funny, touching grass meme design.

You see a butt that you like? Want to touch it maybe? Well wear this bootylicious shirt and let that girl know whats on your mind.

I am warning you, do not touch me. Here's a checklist of all the things you shouldn't touch if you want to stay alive. The most important things in my life are my beautiful hair, my flawless face, and my cell phone. Stay away.

I am warning you, do not touch me. Here's a checklist of all the things you shouldn't touch if you want to stay alive. The most important things in my life are my beautiful hair, my flawless face, and my cell phone. Stay away.

Be the bravest fish in the sea with this Touch the Butt tee!

Introducing the hilarious Touching Grass Is Not Enough I Need To Touch Butts t-shirt! This playful design is perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh and isn't afraid to show it. Not only will you make a bold statement, but you'll also be expressing your love for both the outdoors and the derrire. No need to feel embarrassed, as butt-touching is almost as therapeutic as getting some fresh air. The punny design will surely turn heads and spark some conversations, making it a perfect conversation starter. Wear it to the gym, the park, or wherever you want to leave an impression. The shirt comes in all sizes, so it can fit everyone who wants a slice of the laughter pie. Surprise your friends or loved ones with this cheeky tee, or keep it for yourself and show them how to live life to the fullest. Don't wait, get your Touching Grass Is Not Enough I Need To Touch Butts t-shirt today!

Da na na na - na na - na na - Can't touch this!

Da na na na - na na - na na - Can't touch this!

For anyone in need of a sweet feminist t shirt that shouts out to vintage tattoo and vintage occult illustrations, this badass "touch me not" t shirt is a perfect addition to any cool punk outfit or your everyday wear! Make sure no misogynistic asshole dares to touch you and rock your badass feminist aesthetic!

For anyone in need of a sweet feminist t shirt that shouts out to vintage tattoo and vintage occult illustrations, this badass "touch me not" t shirt is a perfect addition to any cool punk outfit or your everyday wear! Make sure no misogynistic asshole dares to touch you and rock your badass feminist aesthetic!

Rock this adorable, tough pastel chibi angel with a strong feminist message: touch me and you die. Just because we're in our underwear and bra doesn't mean we're asking for it. We want to believe in an eden where we won't be bothered by the patriarchy just because we want to look sexy.

Rock this adorable, tough pastel chibi angel with a strong feminist message: touch me and you die. Just because we're in our underwear and bra doesn't mean we're asking for it. We want to believe in an eden where we won't be bothered by the patriarchy just because we want to look sexy.

Rock this adorable, tough pastel chibi angel with a strong feminist message: touch me and you die. Just because we're in our underwear and bra doesn't mean we're asking for it. We want to believe in an eden where we won't be bothered by the patriarchy just because we want to look sexy.

You can look but don't touch.

You are a precious, sassy, and confident work of art! This sassy design features the text "Please Do Not Touch The Artwork" to send a clear message to the haters to keep their dirty off the masterpiece that is you. Perfect for a feminist or athlete, telling others do not touch me, feeling sassy and confident!

You are a precious, sassy, and confident work of art! This sassy design features the text "Please Do Not Touch The Artwork" to send a clear message to the haters to keep their dirty off the masterpiece that is you. Perfect for a feminist or athlete, telling others do not touch me, feeling sassy and confident!

Go on, Ask me! I'm basically a library of information about socialism, let me teach you! Or just discuss with me!

Go on, Ask me! I'm basically a library of information about socialism, let me teach you! Or just discuss with me!

Donut touch me. Just donut do it. Show off your hardcore feminist views AND your love of sweets with this pink, kawaii, badass feminism inspired design! Now devour the patriarchy one donut at a time!

Donut touch me. Just donut do it. Show off your hardcore feminist views AND your love of sweets with this pink, kawaii, badass feminism inspired design! Now devour the patriarchy one donut at a time!

Inspired by the iconic Finding Nemo. This "Have The Courage To Touch The Butt" is sure to make you're fellow Finding Nemo geeks lose it. Get this awesome "Have The Courage To Touch The Butt" for your closet today nerd!

Man, go touch some grace! What, you just going to let all those runes sit in your pocket? You tryin to save for a great sword or something? Yeesh!