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Apathetic Quotes Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of 385 Apathetic Quotes Greeting Cards . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Love Yourself Gandhi Quote Greeting Card

Love Yourself Gandhi Quote Greeting Card

"As much as anybody in the entire universe, you deserve your love and affection". Show yourself some self love with this inspiring Gandhi quote!

You Are Never Too Small To Make A Difference Greta Thunberg Quote Greeting Card

You Are Never Too Small To Make A Difference Greta Thunberg Quote Greeting Card

To quote the inspirational climate change and environmental activist Greta Thunberg, " You Are never too small to make a difference." Join Greta in her ongoing fight against the effects of climate change on the environment by gifting this inspirational environmental activism quote greeting card.

Somehow Heartbreak Feels Good In A Place Like This Quote Parody Greeting Card

Somehow Heartbreak Feels Good In A Place Like This Quote Parody Greeting Card

The movie theatre, a magical place where somehow heart break seems good. Share your love for the movies, movie theaters and this now iconic wrote with this parody design.

You Are Never Too Small To Make A Difference Sharon Parody Quote Greeting Card

You Are Never Too Small To Make A Difference Sharon Parody Quote Greeting Card

To quote the famous, swedish, climate change activist Sharon, "You are never too small to make a difference". Show off your funny side with this iconic tv moment with this quote parody greeting card!

Poetry Beauty Love These Are What We Stay Alive For Quote Greeting Card

Poetry Beauty Love These Are What We Stay Alive For Quote Greeting Card

"Poetry, Beauty, Love...These Are What We Stay Alive For". Show off your love for Dark Academia aesthetics with this Dead Poet Society quote design.

Caring For Myself Is Not Self-Indulgence It Is Self Preservation Audre Lorde Quote Greeting Card

Caring For Myself Is Not Self-Indulgence It Is Self Preservation Audre Lorde Quote Greeting Card

Audre Lorde was many wonderful things, as a self proclaimed "black, lesbian, mother, warrior, poet, ". She was a leader in civil rights, feminist, classism and lesbianism activism. Show off your love for this iconic woman and celebrate Audre Lorde's Legacy by gifting this iconic quote, pride greeting card design.

The Time Is Always Right To Do What Is Right MLK Jr. Quote White Print Greeting Card

The Time Is Always Right To Do What Is Right MLK Jr. Quote White Print Greeting Card

In the words of the great Martin Luther King Jr. "The time is always right to do what is right". In times of discourse it's great to remember these powerful words and resist against hate and what is wrong. Celebrate Black History month with this powerful and inspirational, Martin Luther King Jr. quote shirt.

Be Mine Or Whatever Greeting Card

Be Mine Or Whatever Greeting Card

Hey valentine. Be mine. Or whatever. IDGAF. It's up to you honestly. Take or leave it with this funny apathetic valentines day card that doesn't really mind rejection or labels, it just wants you to know that significant other isbeing thought about, I guess? IDK. Romantic!

Go Full Goblin Mode Greeting Card

Go Full Goblin Mode Greeting Card

Go full goblin mode and embrace your inner goblin with this cute and cooky but crackhead energy of a cat!

MEH-dusa Greeting Card

MEH-dusa Greeting Card

Ugh. What a SNORE-gon, am I right? Be stone cold with this apathetic medusa design.

Goblin Mode Greeting Card

Goblin Mode Greeting Card

Surround yourself with snacks, sleep when you please, and give generally no f*cks as you survive in Goblin Mode! Perfect for throwing aesthetics out of the window and lounging around in your coping mechanisms as the world ends.

Tact Is For Greeting Card

Tact Is For Greeting Card

Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic. Show your love for sarcasm with this funny sassy quote.

I Have a Gym at Home It's Called the Bedroom Greeting Card

I Have a Gym at Home It's Called the Bedroom Greeting Card

I have a gym at home it's called the bedroom. Show your cardio is bumping uglies with this Pam from the Office quote inspired design.

You've Only Seen My Penis Greeting Card

You've Only Seen My Penis Greeting Card

You don't know me. You've only seen my penis. This funny Michael Scott quote inspired design is the perfect way to tell a loved one that they don't know you. They've just seen your penis.

Lesbianing Together Greeting Card

Lesbianing Together Greeting Card

They lesbians. They lesbianing together. Show your lesbian pride with this funny quote inspired design.

Omg Chill - Gandhi Greeting Card

Omg Chill - Gandhi Greeting Card

Seriously, like just chill. Share your love of Gandhi and his super chill teachings with this hilariously funny, historical figure, quote parody greeting card!

Reduce Reuse Recycle Rihanna Greeting Card

Reduce Reuse Recycle Rihanna Greeting Card

Remember the 4 Rs kids: Reduce Reuse Recycle Rihanna. Show your love for the environment and amazing music with this Broad City quote inspire design.

Every Day Once A Day Give Yourself a Present - Agent Cooper Greeting Card

Every Day Once A Day Give Yourself a Present - Agent Cooper Greeting Card

Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Show that Agent Cooper's wisdoms are words to live by with this inspirational quote and twin peaks inspired design.

Everyone In This Room Is Now Dumber For Having Listened To You Greeting Card

Everyone In This Room Is Now Dumber For Having Listened To You Greeting Card

Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to you. Let your friends and family know that they are infecting people with their stupid in this funny Billy Maddison quote inspired design.

I Know What Things Are Greeting Card

I Know What Things Are Greeting Card

I know what things are! Show that you are the smart with this funny Andy Dwyer quote candy heart design.

Bad Feelings Make Me Sweaty Candy Heart Greeting Card

Bad Feelings Make Me Sweaty Candy Heart Greeting Card

Bad feelings make me sweaty. Show that you have the same perspiration condition as Andy Dwyer with this funny quote candy heart design.

I'm Allergic to Jerks Candy Heart Greeting Card

I'm Allergic to Jerks Candy Heart Greeting Card

I'm allergic to jerks! Show that you have the same allergies as Andy Dwyer with this funny quote candy heart design.

The Show Must Go Wrong Greeting Card

The Show Must Go Wrong Greeting Card

You know what they say: The Show Must Go Wrong. Prepare for the worst with this funny Andy Dwyer quote inspired design.

Butter is my Favorite Food Greeting Card

Butter is my Favorite Food Greeting Card

Butter is my favorite food. Show your love for Andy Dwyer this with this funny quote design.

You're Like an Angel with No Wings Greeting Card

You're Like an Angel with No Wings Greeting Card

You're like and angel with no wings. Like a person. Show you are one smooth talker with this funny Andy Dwyer quote inspired design.

Meat Tornado Greeting Card

Meat Tornado Greeting Card

Show that he had you at "Meat Tornado" with this funny Andy Dwyer quote candy heart design.

I Can't Fix America Greeting Card

I Can't Fix America Greeting Card

I can't fix America. Show that this country stacked with issues and you can't fix them on your own with this design.

I Feel God In This Chili's Tonight Greeting Card

I Feel God In This Chili's Tonight Greeting Card

I feel God in this Chili's tonight. Show that you can sense the Lord's presence with this funny quote design.

I Was Left Unsupervised Greeting Card

I Was Left Unsupervised Greeting Card

In all fairness I was left unsupervised. Show you're the reason we can't have nice things with this funny quote design.

Okay Drunk On Wine Is Still Drunk Mother Greeting Card

Okay Drunk On Wine Is Still Drunk Mother Greeting Card

Confront your mother's self medication problem with this funny quote design. This design features the quote "Okay, drunk on wine is still drunk mother.

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