Anti Body Shaming Neck Gaiters

We all screw up sometimes, but what if you could make your screwups part of your charm? If you can laugh at yourself, then they WILL be laughing with you!

All butts are beautiful! This variety is carved from stone, like the ancient sculptures, each one is a work of art! Laurel leaves and greenery surround these ribboned bootiful butts, perfect for a body positivity icon and butt appreciator.

They say you are what you eat. ;-) Squint your eyes and you'll see that there's more to these fruits than what meets the eye.

Only Here for Sports Butts! You are at your friend's football tailgate, you don't know wtf is going on, balls are in the air, points and things, but you CAN get through it, because you're there for the SPORTS BUTTS! Sports can be unbearable to watch, but a voluptuous booty bouncing to a touchdown makes it a win in our playbook. This colorful, big bootied player mock sports design is perfect for butt-loving, anti-sports amigos. Just look at the way that football bounces off that tight ass!

"Can I speak to a manager?" Just calm down Karen! Tell all the basic karens who are popping off for no real reason to calm down and listen to kidz bop with this funny neck gaiter face covering.

Isn't space magnificent? Celebrate the unending natural beauty of space and the human form with this NSFW pattern depicting a vast array of vulvas that look like nebulas, galaxies, and other celestial bodies!

Ugh, I can't go out there. Have you SEEN how conservative-ey it is? No thanks, I'd rather stay in until the weather changes.

My life would be better if it had more cats and less people in it. I'd rather play with my cat than go to a party, after all. Great for cat lovers who'd prefer to take the day off to spend time with their kitties.

Furries Against Fascists! Furries may have soft fur, but not a soft heart when it comes to smashing the fascists! Check out this design featuring two furries who are no doubt protesting for both furry rights, and maybe, human rights too!

Just don't be a F***ing racist, it's not hard! Simple as that, share your message with this not so subtle text design.

Mermen! Omg the hair, the bods, and the BEARDS! What more could we ever want? This colorful and body-positive merfolk design is sure to make waves with all these bearded babes! Mermaid and beard obsessed? Try both with this pattern!

Let's put an end to the sickness that's plaguing the world! Destroy fascists and save the planet from these monsters that plague the lands!

Defund the police, end systematic racism, stop facists! Make america great by putting an end to these things that plague us.

Alpha Male? Oh, You Mean Douchebag right? Alpha males are just douchebags in disguise - radiating their toxic masculinity bullshit. This anti-alpha male shirt will be sure to relate to sassy feminists everywhere! alpha male meme alpha male tik tok tik tok alpha male toxic alpha male jokes beta male alpha feminism sassy feminist sassy feminist douchebag alpha males are douchebags toxic masculine anti alpha male toxic masculinity alpha male alpha male? oh you mean douchebag right?

My Form of Exercise Is Taking a Turn About the Room, thank you my lady. If you're a British history or literature nerd, love the aesthetics of the Georgian, Regency, and Victorian Eras, then this ought to tickle your fantasy! This anti-fitness 18th century diss will be the talk of the ton!

Calling Slavery a "Necessary Evil" Is Evil! Slavery is not and has not ever been "necessary." Those who may say it was need to check their privilege ASAP.

Let's have an uncomfortable conversation. Just don't be a F***ing racist, it's not hard! Simple as that, share your message with this not so subtle text design. Let's get the conversation about systemic injustices started.

Bayard Rustin is a BAE! Bae-yard! Bayard Rustin was pivotal in the Civil Rights Movement, and is an icon that anyone would be proud to support. Perfect for those who appreciate prominent figures in social justice movement. This design also features an old-fashioned color scheme and added Lillies.

Don't you dare shame, judge or demonize sex work. Sex is healthy and part of the human experience and sex work is real work. Fight for sex worker rights with this "sex work is real work" political sex positive flat face mask.

Against abortion? Have a Vasectomy. That's right, in the kindest, most sarcastic, way possible, if you try and tell me what to do with my body, then you best be sure I'm gonna tell you something! This ironic and sassy design shows the text "have a vasectomy" in rainbows and fluffy clouds! funny feminism ironic feminist sassy sassy women's choice pro choice civil rights womens rights my body my choice pro choice feminism feminism feminist against abortion have a vasectomy against abortion?

Who said meditating had to be all sunshine and rainbows? Acknowledging your disgust for human-kind can be cathartic and relaxing as well, and releasing that frustration is what meditating is all about!

Cute, and tells only the truth!! Unlearn your racist thoughts, it's not impossible. It's okay to change for the better!

Indulge in nostalgia with this cute 1990s themed design. Only true 90s kids will remember floppy disk, cassette tapes, tiny nail polish, and body glitter.

Indulge in your nostalgia with this cute 1990s themed design. Only true 90s kids will remember floppy disk, cassette tapes, tiny nail polish, and body glitter.

Trying To Eat Like a Hobbit and Look Like an Elf, we all have those days, we maybe eat a lot more lembas bread than we should - but yunno, we can't all look like Legolas, so the Hobbit Six meal plan it is: Breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper (and maybe even dessert). This anti-diet funny Lord of The Rings inspired design will be sure to make nerdy foodies laugh!

Mermaids of Melanin! More melanin makes our skin darker, and black is beautiful! These mermaids were made because there is a strong lack of animated princesses/mermaids of color today in the media. So what better way to encourage more diversity in characters than to showcase your stance with this design!!

Mermaids of Melanin! More melanin makes our skin darker, and black is beautiful! These mermaids were made because there is a strong lack of animated princesses/mermaids of color today in the media. So what better way to encourage more diversity in characters than to showcase your stance with this design!!

How about this, stop being racist? Please? This design is a mock poem Valentine that you really wish you could send to everyone you know that isn't woke. doily heart valentines day stop being racist? stop being racist? valentine how about this lets have the conversation lets have an uncomfortable conversation fight for justice racial justice protest black lives matter social justice issues end racism anti-racism anti-racist blm social justice racial pride black lives F***ing matter sassy social justice protest civil rights black lives matter always justice why yall gott be racists?

Let Us Tip the Scales of Justice. This design is a modern day, female protester take on the Ancient Greek Goddess of Justice, Themis (the Greek version spelled out on her shirt). She is holding her signature scales, and they are tipped, as right now, we are far from equality in our justice system - so let's tip the scales! Also, instead of the sword, she holds a Black Lives Matter Sign!

Let Us Tip the Scales of Justice. This design is a modern day, female protester take on the Ancient Greek Goddess of Justice, Themis (the Greek version spelled out on her shirt). She is holding her signature scales, and they are tipped, as right now, we are far from equality in our justice system - so let's tip the scales! Also, instead of the sword, she holds a Black Lives Matter Sign!