Angry Nerd Tabletop Socks

Chaotic lawful, Chaotic Neutral, Chaotic evil? Nah. Chaotic Queer.

Run your mouth and not only will you get hit, but you'll get CRITICAL hit. I ain't no nat1 pansy, and trust me when I say luck and Karma will be on my side when I roll that dice. Better get your saving throw ready...

This Dungeon Meowster is trying his best to make a game goin right meow! Perhaps you could lend a hand -- or paw. This cute kitty design will be sure to melt hearts away, great for Dungeons and Dragons lovers and nerds alike!

Retro DnD Gamers Unite!! Great for people who like video games AND tabletop games! Behold, a treasure, jello, and a lizard!

This abomination doesn't swing towards only one gender! Dungeons and dragon nerds can now show off their pride and share their love for the worlds greatest tabletop game!

Why do I have to be here? Why couldn't we we be playing D&D instead? When you said "come to the Party" I thought you meant something entirely different...

The only dungeons your plunder are the ones you crawl into for hiding after you've embarrassed yourself. Great for those awkward D&D nerd's out there who aren't afraid to let people know that you're constantly rolling nat 1 charisma checks.

Well... at least it's not a nat1, right? You can at least say you tried! You got pretty close, but you aren't a COMPLETE failure!

Let's raise the living dead!! This Nyacromancer is ready to send their army of darkness and death into battle. Great for Dungeons and Dragon lovers who are playing as a necromancer!

this lovely dice pattern is great for those tabletop gaming nerds out there! let this pattern roll it's way into your heart. Great for gaming night as well!

this lovely dice pattern is great for those tabletop gaming nerds out there! let this pattern roll it's way into your heart. Great for gaming night as well!

warlocks, liches, and elves, oh my! there's no doubt that Dungeons And Dragons is Magical, both the game itself and the experiences that it gives! Grab your party and go on a fantastic adventure!

Behold! Your one true love, it's obviously some kind of ancient treasure deep within a dungeon -- but what's this... you've found a beholder! Crap, we better get going! For true lovers of DnD and romantics.

Campaign didn't go as smoothly today - chaotic evil energy - rolled multiple ones - you know the feeling.

I'm The DM that Takes Everything Way Too Seriously...I mean, I'm the god of this game I gotta be serious!

What even are goats? Are they harbingers of doom? Will they save us all? Scream into the chaotic void, calling forth countless untold wonders and horrors into the mortal realm with this funny chaotic neutral goat design!

You don't have to gamble to be a high roller! The only Gambling that you would be partaking in is risking your character's life. No, big deal, right?

Introducing the ultimate addition to any D&D fan's wardrobe: the D&D Ugly Sweater socks! These socks are like a love letter to the game, with their hideously adorned design and unmistakable character. Not only do they add a bold and playful touch to your outfit, but they'll also keep your feet as warm as a dragon's breath in a winter's night. Whether you're rolling dice with your friends or just lounging at home, these socks will transport you straight to the fantasy world of your imagination. Their quirky and fun design is perfect for any occasion during the holiday season, so don't just wear your heart on your sleeve, wear it on your feet too with the D&D Ugly Sweater socks. Trust us, they'll spark joy and envy in the heart of any D&D fanatic!

Nat 1? welp, guess I'll die. There's nothing worse than rolling a 1 on your precious d20, It always feels as though your own dice betrayed you! May the DM have mercy on your soul.

WOW. MUCH SNEAK, VERY DEX, SUCH D&D, LOL. This dogue is ready to party - in a d&d campaign, that is! They make a great addition to any team, even if their main power is being unbearably cute.