Adult Humor Funny Pillows

Yes I Am An Adult & Yes I'm Still Emo. It's miserable at best. Give lil emos something to look forward to with this funny emo pride design.

Whether it's running, hopping, or walking the pain is inevitable. We all have moments where our knees have forsaken us.

It's one of the more powerful skills ever. Practicing this type of magic is not suited for the weak.

Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium? Because you're GaY!

Life is hard, adulting is hard, and all we can do to conquer that is to try. Enjoy this Hello I'm... name tag design and let people know that you're trying!

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

This subtle NSFW pattern displays some classic bakery pastries, but the shape of them may appear to be...phallic. Not your normal pastries, but delicious! Fool friends with this penis pastry pattern, maybe they'll think you just really like eclairs...

If you ever want to wish someone a lovely holiday aggressively, this design is it.

Anyone feeling good? If so, go ahead and cop this kawaii kimochi design!

Tis the season and get a daddy to deck your halls!

Rock this funny parody shirt if you want everyone to do a double take when they pass by your way!

This design is made for the people in the back that didn't hear it the first time.

Looking for a unique decorative pillow that adds a touch of cheeky humor to your home decor? The Floral Penis Pattern Blue pillow is definitely what you're looking for! With its whimsical pattern of delicate flowers intertwined with the occasional phallic symbol, this pillow is sure to catch the eye and bring a smile to anyone's face. It's the perfect conversation starter at any gathering, adding a playful and light-hearted touch to the room. Whether you're a lover of all things quirky and irreverent, or simply looking for a new way to spice up your living space, this pillow delivers. So why settle for a boring cushion when you can inject some fun and personality into your home with the Floral Penis Pattern Blue pillow? It's a playful accessory that will definitely be a talking point, and the perfect way to show off your unique sense of humor!

Just one of those days where you have to accept life as is. Shit happens and we feel stuck. The good thing is that it's temporary.

My fellow gluten allergists, there's no secret that we all have a forbidden affair towards certain foods that contain gluten. Even though this love is looked down upon, I bet some times it's something that's worth shitting for.

Ever had a bad knee that likes to act up and commit the crime of giving you pain? You might not be the only one with a criminal like that.

My fellow lactose intolerants, there's no secret that we all have a forbidden affair towards certain foods that contain dairy. Even though this love is looked down upon, I bet some times it's something that's worth shitting for.

When you've become ecstatic at the notion of having a giant messy cabinet full of spaghetti stained plastic garbage, you've made it. You are now an adult. Accept fate and love tupperware.

If I'm not for anyone, then it just means I'm for the streets. The streets are always welcoming.

Gift this sassy design to someone you know who happens to flake a lot. Whether it's intentional or accidental, you know who you are.

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

What can I say? I like to go around and drink as many horchatas as I can. Can't blame me for loving that delicious concoction.

Some doughs require extra attention in order to turn out delicious. This dough is simply giving out directions for successful results.

Uh-oh! This turkey most definitely called you out for your true desires. Better make up to it somehow or else you'll get nothing for Thanksgiving dinner.

Oh yeah, nothing like catching a nice big bass on your rod. Best placement ever.

If we're being honest here, the real expense of everything is simply existing.

If we're being honest here, the real expense of everything is simply existing.

Don't piss off the llama. You've been warned. Try talking shit and you'll find out what'll happen (you get spit on).

For all beer lovers out there, let's show some appreciation towards science for it's wondrous contribution to our every day indulgences!

Life at it's finest. The cause of hella caffeine intake as well as the never ending battle of procrastination. Together, they're a match made in hell!