000 Unisex Long Sleeve Sad T-Shirts

The Twinkie was supposed to be forever! Show some love for America's favorite pastry with this Long Shelf Life tee.

That tear isn't from the hardships of life...

That tear isn't from the hardships of life...

That tear isn't from the hardships of life...

Won't you lemme do it for you? How can you say no to such a pitifully adorable face!? puppy long nose doggo dog memes sad guilt tears crying kermie didn't i do it for you.

Won't you lemme do it for you? How can you say no to such a pitifully adorable face!? didn't i do it for you.

Today has been a day smoking crab. Show that the days of a crustacean are long and hard and you can only find relief through your daily cigarette with this sassy design.

Today has been a day smoking crab. Show that the days of a crustacean are long and hard and you can only find relief through your daily cigarette with this sassy design.

Introducing the ultimate confession t-shirt, the "I'm So Good At Crying" top. This shirt proudly declares to the world that you have a talent that is often overlooked. Whether it's shedding tears over a sappy movie, stubbing your toe, or the sheer joy of seeing a cute puppy, this shirt lets everyone know that you're not ashamed to show your emotions. Don't be surprised if people are asking you for advice or even handkerchiefs because with this t-shirt, you'll become a crying expert. With its bold and clever design, this shirt is perfect for those who embrace their sensitive side and aren't afraid to laugh over their tears. So, wear it with pride, and let the world know that you are a crying machine! This t-shirt is an ideal gift for the weepy friend or family member who wears their heart on their sleeve. Get ready to spark conversations and maybe even some tears with this hilarious and whimsical top.

If you're a nostalgic emo kid at heart, then our "Big Emo Energy" t-shirt is the perfect match for you. This bold and edgy design screams, "I'm not okay, but that's okay," with its striking graphic and playful twist on a popular meme. Whether you're into pop punk, alternative rock, or just want to show off your big emo energy, this shirt is a must-have addition to your wardrobe. Perfect for concerts, casual outings, or even just lounging around, it's the ultimate statement piece that will spark conversations and garner compliments. So go ahead, embrace your inner emo and wear your heart on your sleeve with our unique and stylish tee. With its comfortable fit and high-quality construction, you can channel your angst and rock out to your favorite tunes while owning your style like a true emo kid. Don't wait, grab your "Big Emo Energy" t-shirt today and let your emotions take center stage!

2021 Predictions: We need to work on addressing a LOT of long running systemic problems that will extend far beyond the year 2020 and its probably gonna be difficult. BUT HEY! There is a small chance it might suck a WHOLE LOT LESS than this year, Maybe! Maybe not though. Ooof.

2021 Predictions: We need to work on addressing a LOT of long running systemic problems that will extend far beyond the year 2020 and its probably gonna be difficult. BUT HEY! There is a small chance it might suck a WHOLE LOT LESS than this year, Maybe! Maybe not though. Ooof.

We've all been there, you wake up excited because it's Friday and you now have two whole days to do nothing but relax and take it easy after a long work week. Except you get to work very cheerful and you realize it's only Tuesday. What a very big disappointment. There is nothing that can make you not want to do anything anymore than realizing you have the wrong day. Show your disappointment with this "Nothing Ruins Your Friday More Than Realizing It's Only Tuesday" shirt.

We've all been there, you wake up excited because it's Friday and you now have two whole days to do nothing but relax and take it easy after a long work week. Except you get to work very cheerful and you realize it's only Tuesday. What a very big disappointment. There is nothing that can make you not want to do anything anymore than realizing you have the wrong day. Show your disappointment with this "Nothing Ruins Your Friday More Than Realizing It's Only Tuesday" shirt.

Get ready to conquer life's challenges with a touch of whimsy when you wear our "Life's A Drag Dragon" t-shirt! Featuring a delightfully sleepy dragon, this tee is perfect for anyone who needs a break from the hustle and bustle. Slip it on after a long day at work, or use it as a witty conversation starter at your next social event. With its playful design and clever caption, this shirt is guaranteed to turn heads and inspire laughter wherever you go. Whether you're a fan of dragons, enjoy a good pun, or just need a gentle reminder to slow down and take a breath, our "Life's A Drag Dragon" t-shirt is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Order yours today and add some whimsy to your day-to-day routine!