You Are My Fire Neck Gaiters

2020, is basically a trash fire. After all fires are out, peace usually comes afterwards. Show off how you've survived the trash fire year that is 2020 with this funny, sassy 2020 neck gaiter!

Alt-Right Nuts Roasting on An Open Fire... that's how that classic Christmas song goes, right? Or is it chestnuts.... irrelevant, because alt-right nuts can burn, that is, if you can find balls on any of those alt-right trolls. Let us beautiful liberal snowflakes fall with their ashes. The alt-right is extremely problematic, so show off your liberal pride with this hilariously inappropriate Christmas design.

Honestly, my life would succ without you, and without my precious plants too of course! Show your sweet plants just how much you need them in your life with this cute, succulent pun, protective neck gaiter.

Gardening Cured My Depression! This ironic, self-deprecating design feature fun little smiling flowers and mushrooms, no wonder gardening cure my depression! Anxious gardeners that believe plants are therapy - this one's for you.

Kiss My M(ass)k! Also you can kiss my ass if you're not wearing a mask! Show how social responsible you are during this pandemic, could inspire more people to do the right thing, AKA WEAR A MASK! This cover shows a bunch of hot asses, so if you tryna kiss during quarantine, kiss my mask.

Only A Whore For My Spores! The spore of a mushroom contains all of the necessary materials to form a new fungus, a baby mushy! And for that, I am an absolute whore for a spore! (whore used in a loving, proud sense ofc) Foraging fans, this is the design for you!