Witchy Shit Tapestries

Just some, perhaps, oddly phallic shaped and arranged witchy items. Not totally sus, but just enough to where you may get a few chuckles out of humor from these penis-esque magical things. Mushrooms, penis candles, boners, cauldron balls, crystal balls, potions, and a phallic feather to name a few. Cast a hilarious charm on anyone around you who may be fooled by this, at first, unsuspecting, totally innocent design.

Pray to Hecate and get downright occult as you follow the phases of the moon with this witchcraft pattern featuring all sorts of witch supplies like crystals, skulls, mushrooms, snakes, moths, grimoires, daggers, tea, flowers, herbs, and crystal balls!

Every witch has the subconscious desire to draw cards from a deck that is absolutely about to call them out. Give into your urges to do witchy stuff with this groovy take on "the feminine urge" meme featuring a witch's hand holding the Sun, Moon, and Star tarot cards!

Yeah modern controller rumble is cool, but like, Iunno man, have you ever played games in the 90s with the rumble pack in? That shit hits different. If you vibe with retro vibrating gaming accessories, this design is for you!

Sorry, I'm doing real hot girl shit. Like, Eating pizza in my dirty boxers and not really doing anything in particular. Maybe reading. Probably napping. IDGAF. Take a some chill time in your room and don't have a care in the world with this pizza girl design.

I Can't Talk Right Now, I'm Doing Hot Goose Shit! This design parodies Megan Thee Stallion's "I can't talk right now, I'm doing hot girl shit" lyric on the 'Girls in the Hood' track (or should I say 'geese in the hood'). Perfect for hot girls and bad bitches who love geese, because what bad bitch don't?