Trending Validate Me Neck Gaiters

How can you just leave me soaking, alone in a pond that's so mean? Maybe it's just too much croaking. Maybe I'm just like my father, too green.

Destroy me with your destructive, super human strength daddy! Show off your love for comics, cartoons and daddies with this funny, parody, super hero daddy neck gaiter design.

You Don't Have To Put A Label On Your Sexuality! It's perfectly okay to not want to define yourself as a specific sexuality, or even gender, even though there may be a lot of pressure today to put a label on it, but we're here with smiley flowers to cheer you up!

Try To Say Penis Louder Than Me I Dare You! For those who lose a bit of *immature* fun, and laugh at any mention of "penis," I'm right there with you.

Get some laughs and some concerned looks with this suggestive fruit. The plum is ready to... come, to the fruit basket?? Show off your dirty, foodie humor with this juicy and kinky plum. Sexual puns with sexual plums.

College Educated Goth Daddy, SO DON'T TEST ME! Rawr.

If it's a bad cry or a good cry, just give me a bag of rangoons, and make sure they're the ones stuffed with the most cream cheese please. No, I'm not sharing, but thanks for bringing them!

If it's a bad cry or a good cry, just give me a bag of rangoons, and make sure they're the ones stuffed with the most cream cheese please. No, I'm not sharing, but thanks for bringing them!

Depressed Anxious Goth - but make it pastel! This trippy and drippy pastel goth design is for those emos out there that love a little color, and are also anxious and depressed, because what goth isn't (@me).

I Am Morel-ly Obligated to Be Here, I'm a mushy loving introvert and the only thing that doesn't bore me is a spore. Show off your morel loving social anxiety with this punny design!

I'm a THICC Bootied Goosie So Please Excuse Me! We got a goose with a caboose coming through!

Nothing feels better than a little validation, especially not on one of the most romantic holidays! Celebrate Valentines day with this funny and cheeky, "Validate Me Daddy" candy heart parody, Valentines day neck gaiter!

If there isn't coffee in my hands in thirty seconds, life is going to get very unpleasant for everyone in a two-mile radius of me. Highly suggest coffee compliance asap.

Tie Me Up Like I'm Surprised! These garlic knots are kinky! This WAP lyric inspired design features two tied up garlic knots (one acting surprised, naturally), and is perfect for foodies and freaks alike!

Don't call me trash when I'm this cute! Just because u may be trash doesn't mean you can't be cute and call out the haters! Show off your cute and sassy, trashy side with this cute and sassy rat neck gaiter!

This rat is kinky and trashy in the best way. Rats may be called dirty, but this rat loves to be called a dirty little slut, and it's even got on a cute lil maid outfit!

We enjoy the similar things in life, and always remember nature's beauty. Mushrooms, flowers, handwritten letters, and herbal tea. Cottage life is the life for me.

Nothing likes to be stuffed more than a Stocking on Christmas Eve! Show off your naughty side this Holiday season with this sassy and a lil bit dirty but festive "Stuff Me Daddy" Christmas neck gaiter.

Against abortion? Have a Vasectomy. That's right, in the kindest, most sarcastic, way possible, if you try and tell me what to do with my body, then you best be sure I'm gonna tell you something! This ironic and sassy design shows the text "have a vasectomy" in rainbows and fluffy clouds! funny feminism ironic feminist sassy sassy women's choice pro choice civil rights womens rights my body my choice pro choice feminism feminism feminist against abortion have a vasectomy against abortion?

Hello, I want my book. Bonjour, Je Veux Mon Livre. Book! Come back to me or make thyself known! If you're just a poor witch who's lost her magical book of spells on all Hallow's Eve show off your desperate state with this funny Hocus Pocus, Parody, quote Halloween neck gaiter!

Being a witch doesn't mean everything I own is black and goth. I like me some beautiful pastel colors! Pastel witches unite with this adorable pastel occult design!

no no honey, i'm fiiiinee! Don't worry about lil' ol me. Don't let my suffering inconvenience you!!

Who doesn't love a good 'ol slice of ... eyeballs? Is it looking at me?! Get your slice of Creep Dish today!

You don't like succulents? Well then fucc-u-lents. Never speak to me or my plant son ever again.

Trick or treat! Smell my feet! Give me something sweet to eat! Celebrate your inner child with this spooky sweet design, featuring your favorite classic Halloween candies.

Slather me in mustard and call me a pup! These sure are some hot doggies!

you mean i could look like one of the world's most adorable creatures AND protect myself?! Sign me up! This adorable seal facemask is great for those who are fans of the blubbery animals!

Cream Me Daddy! Holy Cannoli is not so holy... this design is a lil sticky, you may get some weird looks, but yunno, they're worth creaming for DADDY! Slightly suggestive cannoli filing dripping with that good cream, what more could ya want?

The only man for me is Mothman! Who needs those hot anime daki pillows when you can have mothman!? Mothman is love, mothman is life!

This hentai-inspired design is for all those anime lovers out there with a dirty sense of humor *cue ahegao face.* This fondue is ready to get cheesy, salty, and sticky... dip in me daddy!

This hentai-inspired design is for all those anime lovers out there with a dirty sense of humor *cue ahegao face.* This fondue is ready to get cheesy, salty, and sticky... dip in me daddy!