New Trash Ornaments

Beware of Dog! Tell everyone to look out for these trash dogs on the property with this funny, parody design featuring an opossum!

Protect the wildlife! Give trash cats of the world your support with this, "Protect the Wildlife" retro-patch, opossum design.

Oppression is trash, but not the good kind. Show off your fight for justice and human rights with this, "Opossums Against Oppression" trash animal design!

The feral girl d&d moral alignment can be characterized as someone who doesn't care what anyone else thinks about them. They are independent, chaotic and yet chill.

Don't we all sometimes just feel dead inside? Channel your inner opossum and existential dread with this meme inspired design!

Woo Tang clan ain't nuthin' to cluck with! A funny animal parody design of everyone's favourite old school hip-hop group!

Opossums are just nature's goblin's. They eat garbage and live in trash. All goblins would strive to live such a life.

Omnivore...? Nah, I'm an omnomnomivore! I see food, and I go omnomnomnom....

That is one beefy boi! You only get this kind of body by eating the FINEST of trash. Buff and Trashy is the life for me.

It's the time of year when all the trash animals of the world don their festive Santa hats, because even if your trash you can still enjoy the holidays.

Retro and trashy, these two bros are here to save the garbage kingdom from the trash collector! Rescue the princess and eat the trash with this retro inspired Racoon and Possum design!

This cute overwatch shirt is perfect for those that love mechs, robots, starcraft, shooting games and the lovely D.Va, like "nerf this!" This nerdy dva shirt is great for fans of gamer shirts, nerdy shirts, overwatch t shirts, and doritos, mountain dew and being gamer trash.

Created by Professor Trashonium, the Powertrashgirls are here to save the City! made from garbage, trash, and everything brash, these trash cats are here to rescue the innocent and devour your leftovers!

Get to the gym so you can get to your holiday garbage with this funny, "I Workout So I Can Eat Garbage" Christmas raccoon fitness design with a raccoon wearing a Santa hat and some holly berries! Perfect for raccoon jokes, eating trash, Christmas humor, workout, and funny fitness!

It's me - Little Miss Trash! Celebrate your little miss trashy self with this funny, meme, raccoon parody. Perfect for loving raccoons, internet trends, and being trash!

Catch all the trash on the dude ranch! Never miss a snack with this cowboy raccoon spinning a lasso. Perfect for loving raccoon, cowboys, and saying yee haw, it's trash day!

To the Worlds Best Trash Dad! Yeah, you're absolute trash, but in the cute trash panda kind of way! We love you, dad!

Feral? Check. Fabulous? Check. Eat garbage and only garbage? Check. The inabaility to care about what people think of eating said garbage? Check!

Don't make me go feral, you won't like me when I'm feral! Feral girl summer, ran and brought to you buy your local trash cats.

Skate your way into the dumpster with this funny, skateboarding raccoon wearing its own Trash Thrasher parody t shirt design! Perfect for loving to skateboard, raccoon memes, being cool and trashy.

Tell everyone you love them in the only way you can- by being a lil' shit. This cute and crude poop emoji design is perfect for showing your appreciation to your favorite poop head.

Trash the gender binary with this funny, gender non-conforming design featuring, "Gender Is Garbage" with a raccoon holding a non-binary LGBTQ pride flag!

This funny self-deprecating trash shirt features the words "trash queen" and is perfect for people who love trash, being a loser, self-deprecating humor, goofs, jokes, tumblr, and is ideal for showing your trash pride at the gym, working out, at home, school, college, university, or at the dump!

Why have crab ragoon when you can have crab raccoon!? Clearly they are the cuter, more superior option.

Opossums, Rats, Racoons, Oh my! Blossom into garbage this spring with these trashy flowers with cutie powers.

A pefect picture depicting two hard working raccoon's after a hard days work of gathering trash. Raccoon lovers are sure to enjoy this American Gothic parody!

Poor Unfortunate Trash. In pain, in need. This one's longing to be garbage that one wants to get the filth, and do I help them? Yes indeed. Show your love for trash pandas and the sea witches with this Ursula parody design.

This trash boy is sillier than most. If you love cute raccoons and being goofy, this is the design for you!

Don't let this trash baby fool you, he's magical too! Unicorns might be all the rage, but raccoons are forever.

It's like animal crossing, except it's trashy, and you rent out a garbage can instead of a house. Trades are made solely in treasures found while dumpster diving.

It's like animal crossing, except it's trashy, and you rent out a garbage can instead of a house. Trades are made solely in treasures found while dumpster diving.