Best Selling Trash Greeting Cards

Don't Be TRASH: Transphobic, Racist, Ableist, Sexist, Homophobic. PERIOD. Show that you stand against hate and this form of trash with this screaming raccoon design!

I hope you've been good this year, because Trash Santa's got some goodies to gift this Christmas! You know what they say, another mans trash is Trash Santas' treasure.

Even trash animals get bitten by the love bug! Feel the love in this trashy design, perfect for lovers of the trash panda.

To the Worlds Best Trash Dad! Yeah, you're absolute trash, but in the cute trash panda kind of way! We love you, dad!

Are you a dumpster woman? A trash girl? Show the garbage bin is your forever home with this funny self deprecating design.

Are you a dumpster man? A trash boy? Show the garbage bin is your forever home with this funny self deprecating design.

It's like animal crossing, except it's trashy, and you rent out a garbage can instead of a house. Trades are made solely in treasures found while dumpster diving.

Tell that special someone, or special weeaboo in your life how much they mean to you! This super sugoi and kawaii anime themed greetings card has and adorable kitty cat neko that says brightly to your favorite someone that they are weeaboo trash, and that's not a bad thing.

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Just a lazy trash bear trying to eat trash and sleep. Show off your lazy, trashy humor with this funny, Lazy Trash Bear raccoon design. Perfect for a lazy day, eating trash, being trash, and living you best lazy life!

Jellicle trash come out tonight! Jellicle trash come one, come all! Show off being theater trash and lover of Cats, raccoons, and musicals with this "Jellicle Trash" dancing raccoon design!

I mean, doesn't this speak for itself? Raccoons + trash = heaven! Those who love the trash variety of cute and cuddly critters will appreciate this design.

School is trash. Go back to school and let everyone know you think school is trash with this adorable trash panda design.

Trashing Through The Snow, On A No Horse Open Slay, Over Fields We Go, Screaming all the way!

Trash raising trash, but you're the best Trash Mom in the dumpster! Show off your mom pride with this, funny momma raccoon holding a baby raccoon design. Perfect for being trashy, mom gifts, and raccoon lovers. raccoon raccoon mom mom gifts trashy trash trash animals mom humor mom pride gifts for mom mom momma mom raccoon animals funny animals.

One creatures trash is anothers' treasure, and you're my dumpster dream. It doesn't get more romantic than being trash together.

Life is a garbage dump, but you make it alright. This card is perfect for any possum fan!

Retro and trashy, these two bros are here to save the garbage kingdom from the trash collector! Rescue the princess and eat the trash with this retro inspired Racoon and Possum design!

You're the world's best trash mom! Show off your mom pride, with this "Trash Mom" opossum design, with an illustration of a momma opossum with babies on her back. Perfect for loving opossums and your mom/being a mom!

Poor Unfortunate Trash. In pain, in need. This one's longing to be garbage that one wants to get the filth, and do I help them? Yes indeed. Show your love for trash pandas and the sea witches with this Ursula parody design.

Party of your trash Raccoon. Look at this trash, isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my garbage's complete? Wouldn't you think that I'm trash, Trash who has everything? Show your love for mermaids and being garbage with this part of your world raccoon parody design.

I'm just a lazy trash cat living my best life! Show off your lazy, trashy self with this funny, Lazy Trash Cat opossum design. Perfect for feeling lazy, being trashy, and animal humor!

Your trashiness is a natural 20. Show off your chaotic alignment with this funny, "Chaotic Trash" opossum, Dungeons & Dragons inspired animal design, featuring an opossum biting a d20. Perfect for being nerdy, playing dead, and being chaotic.

Will you take up on this challenge? Will you let this raccoon call you trash? Are you just going to stand there and not copping this sassy design?!

Mer-trash! Show the garbage cryptid that perfectly sums up your personality is the noble and majestic Mer Raccoon.

Mer-trash! Show the garbage cryptid that perfectly sums up your personality is the noble and majestic Mer Opossum.

Your trashiness is a natural 20. Show off your chaotic alignment with this, "Chaotic Trash" raccoon, Dungeons & Dragons inspired animal design, featuring a raccoon biting a d20. Perfect for nerds and raccoon memes!

Trash Peaks. Show your love for trash cats and agent Dale Cooper with this cute twin peaks parody design featuring an illustration of a raccoon Agent Cooper holding a double R diner mug of damn fine coffee.

Basic Trash. Show your love of raccoons and the basic side of life with this funny raccoon and coffee inspired design.

2020, is basically a trash fire. After all fires are out, peace usually comes afterwards. Show off how you've survived the trash fire year that is 2020 with this funny, sassy 2020 greeting card.

2020, is basically a trash fire. After all fires are out, peace usually comes afterwards. Show off how you've survived the trash fire year that is 2020 with this funny, sassy 2020 greeting card.