New Thanksgiving Day Eating Flat Face Masks

I've been training for this all year. That's right, I'm fully prepared to probably eat an entire turkey dinner in front of my family this Thanksgiving. I am going to gorge myself on mashed potatoes and pumpkin pie, the entire kids table will not be able to keep up with me.

Tell the world that you're not just any nerd, you're an original Sega nerd with this vintage style design!

Why are turkeys so damn thicc?? Get your turkey tummy ready this holiday season with this "Thick Thighs Save Lives" turkey leg tee!

Give HONKS this thanksgiving with this funny, "Honksgiving" goose parody design inspired by the goose game. Perfect for being a grateful honk, spending time with family, and eating lots of fall food!

I yam so thankful! Show off your Thanksgiving gratitude with this, "I Yam Thankful" food pun design! Perfect for celebrating friends, family, and all the things to be thankful for!

Hey you mashed potato loving, flirty turkey, thanksgiving thots! It's time to get covered in gravy and get stuffed cause it's thotsgiving! Show off your love for Thanksgiving and be a Thanksgiving thot with this hilarious, thanksgiving thot shirt.

A delicious turkey is just BEGGING to be basted. It makes them moist and juicy, after all. This hentai ahegao face inspired design is great for people looking to make their family feel extra awkward this holiday!

It's just one of those days where you're burnt out and would like to be alone. It's alright to draw some boundaries and let people know that you don't want to talk to them. Or if you just don't like them, this is another way to get your point across, too!

Y'all ain't ready for this. This here is rated M for Milf, so you better proceed with caution. Otherwise, you'll be too overwhelmed by her power she has over you!

We all have those days when we're so overwhelmed and overstimulated with tasks. Sometimes we feel like we're going to lose our shit and go crazy. This design is made for people like you!

When you're dead inside but still trying to be optimistic. You tell yourself and others that today is just another fine day. Everything will be fine. We're all in this together.

To you, the earth is your world. In return, to the earth, you're its world. Remember to love each other and take care of one another. Love is not a one-sided thing. It takes two to tango.

Today's the perfect day to try and get your shit together. If you're feeling that motivation then this design was made just for you!

Give people a warning that today, you chose to be a menace after waking up. It's the most courteous thing you'll be doing for them.

Ever run into someone you dislike? Well, fear no more, for this shirt will do all the speaking for you! When you purchase this design, there's no need for you to do any confrontation. You can just go about your day and carry on.

Sometimes you can't help but face your struggles. Be ironically negative today but become a new person tomorrow!

I suffer from a grave thing know as resting Dad face. Can't hide that big Dad energy with this funny, resting mom face design.

I suffer from a grave thing know as resting Mom face. Can't hide that big Mom energy with this funny, resting mom face design.

At the end of the day, what matters most is your dog loving you. This design is a great reminder, so might as well get it. It's made just for you!

Now's the time to let your peers know that today is the perfect day to make some history. The fun part is you can make history wherever you are!

If you need a daily affirmation reminder, this mirrored mantra is made just for you. You should wear this before bed, before you brush your teeth, before waking up the next day to start your mornings. That way, you will be reminded what a bad bitch you are.

Mothers Support Mothers Regardless of Their Ability Or Preference To Breastfeed! The formula moms and the breastfeeding moms are both valid. In a world where Facebook, Instagram, and other social media outlets often paint a 'picture-perfect' glimpse into others' lives, mothers are particularly vulnerable to "comparisonitis." Mom shaming only makes this worse.

I might be a Demon Slayer, but i'm still capable of love. So, will you be mine, valenswine?

Look festive and naught this St. Patrick's Day with this nsfw, phallic four leaf clover and green beer parody design!

So anyway here's wonderwool. Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it all BAaaAhck to EWE. Get some baahs and some BOOS with this funny sheep pun lyrical parody!

This beautiful bouquet is sure to brighten anyone's day! Perfect for loving flowers and florals, rainbow colors, hidden images, and NSFW humor!

After a long day you take your shoes off only to find your toe peaking through your ripped sock saying bonjour. Then you think to yourself, "it's time to buy new socks." Therefore, this design is calling to tend your needs.

This beautiful bouquet is sure to brighten anyone's day! Perfect for loving flowers and florals, pastel colors, hidden images, and NSFW humor!

St. Patty's Day, more like St. Daddy's day am I right? Show off your love for drinking green beer and for daddy's with this funny, daddy, St. Patrick's day parody shirt!

It's a hard truth. You can either cringe or accept the cringe within you. What will you choose? Ask the real questions and state some hard philosophical truth with this funny parody design!

It's a hard truth. You can either cringe or accept the cringe within you. What will you choose? Ask the real questions and state some hard philosophical truth with this funny parody design!