New Tails Meme Socks

We toke in peace, here hit this! Weed already reached earth thousands of years ago, you ain't see the pyramids? Open your third eye with this alien design.

Woah hey, suddenly Hell doesn't seem so bad! Be careful with that tail though, you naughty devil. ...Or don't. Tee hee.

Show off your love of hilarious food puns with this potato lover's, self-deprecating humor, shrug shirt! Let the world know that you don't know anything because you are simply a potato.

Minor inconvenience? Cue the Existential Dread. Bad day? Cue the Existential Dread. Climate change? Cue the Existential Dread.

Beware of Dog! Tell everyone to look out for these trash dogs on the property with this funny, parody design featuring an opossum!

Oh sweet Sadako -- although your passion for love is admirable I don't think VHS and Kill is the way to garner a relationship! But you do you I guess... as long as you don't come near me -- Uh.. you okay? W-- Wait! DONT TOUCH ME!

Breakfast sluts unite! Delicious, and my favorite meal of the day! Spot any of your morning faves in this design?

Campaign didn't go as smoothly today - chaotic evil energy - rolled multiple ones - you know the feeling.

Protect the wildlife! Give trash cats of the world your support with this, "Protect the Wildlife" retro-patch, opossum design.

Roses are red, violets are blue and all cops are bad! Riot against racist cops with this ACAB rainbow shirt and protest against the bad cops out there who abuse power.

I Feel So Attacked Right Now! Why does everyone hate on pineapple on pizza! I'm really freaking cool!

Thank you for loving me even though I fard and shid. The perfect valentine design for those who have an immature (but hilarious) sense of humor!

He may not be real, but hes real in our hearts! Get sappy with this cute romantic Mothman design.

Have a feral day! Show off your feral girl summer in this funny, take out, thank you bag parody design. Perfect for living your best feral girl summer vibe.

I'm The DM that Takes Everything Way Too Seriously...I mean, I'm the god of this game I gotta be serious!

Sometimes discovering your sexuality is much like traveling the world in a grand adventure that ends in defeating some jerk with a huge sword and they turn into god or death or something and you realize the real journey was the non-limited sense of attraction you have towards people along the way. If that sounds relatable, this nerdy pun is for you!

A big lump with knobs, it has the juice, I can't imagine a more beautiful thing! Show off your love of corn and the internet with this funny, "It's CORN" design! I can tell you all about it!

Behold! Your one true love, it's obviously some kind of ancient treasure deep within a dungeon -- but what's this... you've found a beholder! Crap, we better get going! For true lovers of DnD and romantics.

Sometimes you've just gotta listen to that constant gnawing feeling/voice in your head... YOU MAY, regret it and it may be wrong, but man its sooo tempting!

Call me the glizz with the rizz! Glizzy rizzler!

I Love You Like A Mushroom Loves a Dying Corpse! And that is a lot!

You Are My Precious! Show your partner how much you love them, more than Smagol/gollum loves the one ring!

Don't party with just anyone! Party with the one true party animal left shark! That crazy shark knows how to throw down, mosh, dance, and party like there's no tomorrow. Show some love for the halftime superstar with this awesome shark shirt! Remember it's not the skill of the dance, but how hard you go at it.

Hot People Drink The Nut...MILK! Get your head out of the gutter!

Hot People Drink The Nut (Milk).

I Love You Like I Love Satan. Which is kind of a lot ;) Show your love for the devil and your partner with this occult design!

OMG Valentine, I'm like, TOTALLY CRUSHING on you!! Like, LITERALLY! With my GIANT, TERRIFYING, KAIJU BODY!! Luv U bbaaaaabe!!

I Love U Bitch.

Don't judge my cat, I love them. Show off your capybara love with this funny, "I Love My Cat" ironic capybara design!

I've Had it with The Bullshit. Cats don't tolerate BS. And neither do you!

I've Had it with The Bullshit. Cats don't tolerate BS. And neither do you!