Best Selling Suck My Dick Accordion Socks

Suck my dick. :) . Thought this would be a cute floral ribbon? Nah fam, suck it. When someone is really pissing you off or being a hater, unleash all of your sass on them and tell them off with this aggressively elegant floral ribbon!

Oh, you want Medusa to smile, well then Medusuck My Dick! This sassy gorgon of greek mythology gets a little NSFW with those "snakes" on her head.

Oh, you don't like home improvement, DIY digs, and wanna hire someone else? Then Suck My Caulk! Jk, to each their own, but if you love a good home hobby project, and appreciate dirty DIY humor, then this is for you.

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

Aww, don't say that about yourself! You are the best at what you do, pink round friend! Which is - ... wait...

Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy! Show off your positive dad vibes with this retro design! don't be a dick... be a daddy dont be a dick be a daddy don't be a dick be a daddy daddy daddy jokes retro hippie daddy dont be a dick dad jokes daddy vibes good vibes positive vibes dont be a dick please dont be an asshole daddies daddy attitude don't be a dick...

Sometimes you don't have the big dick energy sometimes you need to keep it little and low-key. We can't all be alpha's (ew)so show some trendy humor in this "Lil Dick Energy" design, and exude your beta or sigma energy proudly.

2020 hasn't exactly been full of sunshine and rainbows. Here's to hoping 2021 will be a little more bright! Good riddance, 2020!

"Humans suck. I'm Outta Here." Give the finger to land dwellers and dive beneath the waves! This funny sassy mermaid shirt is perfect for telling land-lovers to F*** off.

Jolly ole saint dick! Share the festive and NSFW holiday humor with this funny and festive "Ole Saint Dick" nsfw parody design.

We all can get a little peopled out from time to time, and let's face it sometimes people suck. Hike the social anxiety away with this nature lover design featuring the text "Hike Because People Suck" with mountain and tree illustrations! Perfect for avoiding people, hiking, camping, gifts for hikers, road trips, hiking trip, nature lover, being antisocial and being in nature because people suck.

Just like one of the worlds favorite pink video game characters... life really sucks. It feels like we're stuck in a vacuume with all kinds of gross debris being thrown in our face... And unlike our pink friend, we don't earn any magical abilities when it ends up in out mouth.

Dream school? How about wet dream school, Dick University?? In Penis Confidimus - check out that beautiful shaft, oh I mean shield...

What's Elon going to call twitter now, Twesla? Is he going to pretend years down the line that he invented that too? Ugh capitalism sucks, here comes the dystopia.

What else do you do with a lollipop? Show off your sense of cheeky, flirty, NSFW humor this Valentine's Day with this cute, flirty, sassy, NSFW, Valentine's Day, "Suck Me" Lollipop design.

Dick Academia...OPE I mean Dark academia... Check out this devious dark academia parody, can you use your sleuthing to find all the hidden penises??

Show off your love of books with these sassy, doodle drawing, reading humor, book collector's socks! Let the world know how much life sucks with this pro-book, anti-people design!

Get ready for Ugly Christmas Sweater Season with this crude and funny sweater design. This ugly sweater pattern features illustrations of erect penises and glistening asses. Shock your friends with your passion for fashion at your next ugly sweater party.

2021 Predictions: We need to work on addressing a LOT of long running systemic problems that will extend far beyond the year 2020 and its probably gonna be difficult. BUT HEY! There is a small chance it might suck a WHOLE LOT LESS than this year, Maybe! Maybe not though. Ooof.

Express your passion for pro women's rights with this design!

Introducing the purrfect sock for cat and opossum lovers alike - "I Love My Cat Opossum"! Don't let anyone judge your trash cat obsession, embrace it with pride while showcasing your love for one of the nature's most underrated creatures. This witty and whimsical design is sure to get a few laughs and high fives from fellow animal enthusiasts. Whether you're a fan of opossum memes or just adore these furry little critters, these socks are a fantastic addition to any animal lover's wardrobe. Made with comfort in mind, these socks are perfect for lounging at home or taking your cat and opossum obsession on the go. So, go ahead and strut your stuff with these "I Love My Cat Opossum" socks and show the world that you're a proud member of the trash cat and opossum fan club!

She made some plans on my wick tonight, She not with him tonight , She not with Jim tonight, She in the candle light! Check out this subtle parody of the infamous Starboi and Doja Cat single "Dick."This candle is definitely not sus.

Beware! This adorable blub sucker is on it's way to look for it's next victim!

Show off your love of dinosaurs and your hatred of working out with these hilariously cute, T-rex inspired, dino lover's, fitness humor socks! Let the world know you are down to workout but you hate it and you're going to complain the whole time.

Show off your love of dogs with these self-deprecating, pessimistic humor, pet owner's socks! Everything happening in the world right now is the worst but at least dogs exist!

Enough is enough. First you play mind games with my head now you're messing with my other head. No more of this; it's time for me to stand up for myself!

Don't Talk To Me While I'm Cooking... please, my kitchen my rules! When I'm cheffing it up, I'm in my zone, so best not to bother the master.

Lay a finger on my territory and you'll get a lot more than my teeth an claws. My body is not for you, don't even look at me without my permission.If that's hard for you to understand, I'll MAKE you understand.

I hate to say it, but there is only one creature on this earth that gets enough of my love to be called my valentine, and that valentine is my kitty cat! This adorable and funny my cat is my valentine shirt will get it across to any would be suitors that there is only for you this valentines day!

My dog is my familiar. We have a magical bond that goes beyond this realm. We do witchy stuff together.

My dog is my familiar. We have a magical bond that goes beyond this realm. We do witchy stuff together.