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New Subtle Pattern Stockings

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Yule Pattern Stocking

Yule Pattern Stocking

Don't mess with witchy Christmas or Yule be sorry! We heathens love our solstice celebrations, the dried oranges, the yule logs, the pine and cinnamon! Show off your love of the winter solstice celebration with this witchy pattern!

Glizzy Pattern Stocking

Glizzy Pattern Stocking

Shout out all the Glizzy lovers out there! Express your love for the glizzy with this funky pattern design!

Leather Daddy Pattern Stocking

Leather Daddy Pattern Stocking

Do you consider yourself a leather daddy? Yes sir! Show off your leather pride and love for all things Daddy with this "Leather Daddy" themed pattern accordion style face mask design.

Retro Christmas Sparkle Pattern Stocking

Retro Christmas Sparkle Pattern Stocking

Feel those classic Christmas vibes with this vintage inspired design! Perfect for a lover of Mid-Century Modern Design or anyone that loves the most wonderful time of the year.

Traditional Hanukkah Food Pattern Stocking

Traditional Hanukkah Food Pattern Stocking

The classics: Latkes, Hanukkah Gelt, Sufganiyot, Challah, and Precipizi, with some fun dreidel decorated and Star of David sugar cookies!

Gingerbread Spy x Family Stocking

Gingerbread Spy x Family Stocking

Join Anya, Loid, and Yor this holiday season! These gingerbread cookies of everyone's favorite anime family are so cute, you could just eat them up!

Christmas Cats Pattern Stocking

Christmas Cats Pattern Stocking

These adorable kitties make the PURRFECT fluffy addition to furry and fun Christmas! An a-meow-zing gift for the cat people in your life this holiday season!

Floral Penis Rainbow Stocking

Floral Penis Rainbow Stocking

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your home? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Festive and Feral Sweater Pattern Stocking

Festive and Feral Sweater Pattern Stocking

Looking for the purrrfect ugly christmas sweater for that party? Here is is! Get festive and feral with you fellow feline pals this holiday season!

Feliz Navidaddy Sweater Pattern Stocking

Feliz Navidaddy Sweater Pattern Stocking

Feliz Navidad - and Feliz navidaddy! Father Christmas just became father DADDY! Make the peeps laugh at the ugly sweater Christmas party this holiday season!

Get The Vaccine Stocking

Get The Vaccine Stocking

This is the hippie, floral, and fun way to tell people to 'Get the Vaccine' (even though you feel like screaming it at stubborn people.

Cute Cubic Bee Pattern Stocking

Cute Cubic Bee Pattern Stocking

Are bees your favorite mob? THEY ARE SO CUTE! Bees are flying neutral mobs that live in bee nests and beehives. Show off your xp with this Minecraft parody pattern!

Sailor Moon's Bedding Stocking

Sailor Moon's Bedding Stocking

Remember how adorable her blanket was in the anime and how much you wished you could have that exact same blanket for your bed? Well now you can immortalize the adorable moon bunny pattern for your phone case!

Pogs Collection Pattern Stocking

Pogs Collection Pattern Stocking

Awww yeah, look at that cool pog collection. Why were there so many skulls and 8 balls??? IDK, but pogs were slammin'. Get nostalgic with this radical neon milk cap game pattern!

Sugar Cookie Frogs Pattern Stocking

Sugar Cookie Frogs Pattern Stocking

Hoppy holidays, y'all! Who doesn't think of frosted sugar cookies when they think of christmas goodies!? Great for bakers and frog lovers alike!

Merry Queermas Trans Pride Christmas Sweater Stocking

Merry Queermas Trans Pride Christmas Sweater Stocking

Merry Queermas! Happy Holi-gays! This 'ugly christmas sweater' parody is perfect for showing your pride and sense of humor this holiday season!!

Merry Queermas Lesbian Pride Christmas Sweater Stocking

Merry Queermas Lesbian Pride Christmas Sweater Stocking

Merry Queermas! Happy Holi-gays! This 'ugly christmas sweater' parody is perfect for showing your pride and sense of humor this holiday season!!

Merry Queermas Bisexual Pride Christmas Sweater Stocking

Merry Queermas Bisexual Pride Christmas Sweater Stocking

Merry Queermas! Happy Holi-gays! This 'ugly christmas sweater' parody is perfect for showing your pride and sense of humor this holiday season!!

Merry Queermas Nonbinary Pride Christmas Sweater Stocking

Merry Queermas Nonbinary Pride Christmas Sweater Stocking

Merry Queermas! Happy Holi-gays! This 'ugly christmas sweater' parody is perfect for showing your pride and sense of humor this holiday season!!

Merry Queermas Gay Pride Christmas Sweater Stocking

Merry Queermas Gay Pride Christmas Sweater Stocking

Merry Queermas! Happy Holi-gays! This 'ugly christmas sweater' parody is perfect for showing your pride and sense of humor this holiday season!!

Rainbow Cats Stocking

Rainbow Cats Stocking

Show your love of cats and rainbows with this cute cat t shirt showing off a full spectrum of rainbow colored kittens! This adorable display of multicolored felines is the perfect gift for cat lovers and cat owners, lovers of rainbows and all things cute!

Pixel Gardening Tool Pattern Stocking

Pixel Gardening Tool Pattern Stocking

It's dangerous to grow alone! Take this. Take these pixelated gardening tools and grow a cute gamer garden with these cute, pixelated gardening tools pattern face mask!

Warrior Cats Stocking

Warrior Cats Stocking

Get a critical role for CLASSY with this cute nerdy cat design featuring a bunch of felines as various rpg classes- wizard, rogue, warrior, bard, ranger, and cleric cats! Perfect for any dungeon master looking to run a pawsitively adorable campaign!

Rainbow Troll Pattern Stocking

Rainbow Troll Pattern Stocking

Feeling nostalgic for those creepy yet cute 90's toys? Well, look no further! I personally think they're adorable, just ... don't look into their eyes for too long.

Avocado Toast Pattern Stocking

Avocado Toast Pattern Stocking

Avocado toast. The classic, trendy, indulgent, and always delicious! Pair it with your fave toppings and you have the quintessential 21st century snack.

Ginger Bread Nudists Stocking

Ginger Bread Nudists Stocking

These nudist gingerbread are sure to turn some heads! Great for those people who live for making people do a double take.

Ice Cream Butts Stocking

Ice Cream Butts Stocking

Looking for something on the NSFW side that's makes people do a double take? These bootylicious flavored ice creams are sure to turn heads! Innocent, delicious ice creams? SYKE! It's butts!

Pumpkins Frogs Stocking

Pumpkins Frogs Stocking

Halloween, it has pumpkins and... frogs? What's not to love! These adorable little froggies among pumpkins are perfect for the spooky season!

Funky Mushroom Pattern Stocking

Funky Mushroom Pattern Stocking

Yowza! Get funky with these shroomie boys!

Christmas Peens Pattern Stocking

Christmas Peens Pattern Stocking

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

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Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

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