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So....you didn't know we were living in a live action anime remake, huh? Tch. Typical. Baka. Live everyday like just one of your favorite anime's with this funny nerdy design!

Somewhere deep in the Hundred Acre Woods, a bunch of psycho stuffed animals prepare to burn one of their own as an unholy pagan sacrifice to save the carrot crop! Oh bother.

Show off your groovy and retro fall vibes with this mid-century modern pattern. Lovers of fall, fall fashion, and pumpkin spice, this one's for you!

Let's join together as a chorus and sing a song of one people, hands joined, lifting each other up. Together, we can do great and wonderful things.

Behold the many faces of the beholder in this classy art study! Bet you didn't know a creature with only one eyebrow could be so expressive!

This french shark has one thing to say, Fin! Show off your love for cinema, shark puns with this funny, french shark pun shirt design!

What, you think Shakespeare invented new words while he was sober? Have you actually READ Hamlet? Dude was high as a kite. Roll one out for the Bard.

I WAAAHnt to suck your blood! WAAAHt is a man but a miserable pile of secrets? Come find me in TWAAAHnsylvania! Don't put a stake in my HWAAAHrt! Okay sorry, that one was reaching.

In space, no one can hear you do a victory lap, but that won't stop these stellar athletes! Just be careful not to jump for joy too high when you win---you're likely to escape the atmosphere.

Just keep putting one foot in front of the other, keep breathing, and keep ignoring the increasingly convincing collection of reasons why this is significantly worse than being at home watching YouTube.

Fool of a took! Gandalf always be messing around with Pip and Merry! This is one of the great wizard's most memorable quotes, and now you can wear it!

Come To The Dark Side, We Know Where The Clitoris Is.... The quest for the clitoris is one many straight men struggle to complete, much less embark on. Did you finish? Nope. But you know what, nobody knows a woman's body like a woman ;) so join us...

Gardening Cured My Depression! This ironic, self-deprecating design feature fun little smiling flowers and mushrooms, no wonder gardening cure my depression! Anxious gardeners that believe plants are therapy - this one's for you.

Masculine is What You Make It! Gender is a social construct, masculinity is a social construct, and F*** toxic masculinity! Masculinity is so bogus, make "masculine" what you want, and for me, masculine is now totally confidence in sparkles and pink!

Strut with one of the most kawaii-est fruits with this juicy peaches n' sparkles pattern!

Strut with one of the most kawaii-est fruits with this juicy peaches n' sparkles pattern!

Strut with one of the most kawaii-est fruits with this juicy peaches n' sparkles pattern!

Strut with one of the most kawaii-est fruits with this juicy peaches n' sparkles pattern!

Strut with one of the most kawaii-est fruits with this juicy peaches n' sparkles pattern!

Mess With the Spore You Get the Gore! That's one gorey sporey! This sassy mushroom is inspired by the works of Junji Ito and horror manga... but make it mushroom!

Feminist Elves Against the One Ring (and men screwing it up again). We love the powerful women in Lord of the Rings, Tauriel, Galdriel, Arwen, etc., and honestly, they probably wouldn't have majorly f***ed up Middle Earth if they had it. Female power! Show off your feminist, elvish, sass with this design!

Clouds were created between earth and heaven, they symbolize the celestial realm. Clouds produce rain that brings benefits to the world. Clouds are also one of the most important elements in Chinese traditional paintings. Also, Yun, the word for cloud, sounds like the Chinese word for luck or fortune -- therefore the two became intrinsically connected. Show off your Asian pride with this traditional pattern!

The plum blossom, which is known as the meihua (), is one of the most beloved flowers in China and has been frequently depicted in Chinese art and poetry for centuries. The plum blossom came to symbolize perseverance and hope, and many Asians have to persevere through systemic injustice, so let this design speak for itself; stop Asian hate.

That's one hip meemaw. If your grandma can meme it up with the best of em, this punny play on the word "meemaw" is for your dear ol gran.

Fresh and glistening, these not-so-subtly phallic veggies are sure to get double-takes from your friends and pretty much anyone who sees you! Maybe don't take this one to work though. Or do, I'm not your dad.

Fresh and glistening, these not-so-subtly phallic veggies are sure to get double-takes from your friends and pretty much anyone who sees you! Maybe don't take this one to work though. Or do, I'm not your dad.

If it's a bad cry or a good cry, just give me a bag of rangoons, and make sure they're the ones stuffed with the most cream cheese please. No, I'm not sharing, but thanks for bringing them!

If it's a bad cry or a good cry, just give me a bag of rangoons, and make sure they're the ones stuffed with the most cream cheese please. No, I'm not sharing, but thanks for bringing them!

If it's a bad cry or a good cry, just give me a bag of rangoons, and make sure they're the ones stuffed with the most cream cheese please. No, I'm not sharing, but thanks for bringing them!

If it's a bad cry or a good cry, just give me a bag of rangoons, and make sure they're the ones stuffed with the most cream cheese please. No, I'm not sharing, but thanks for bringing them!

If it's a bad cry or a good cry, just give me a bag of rangoons, and make sure they're the ones stuffed with the most cream cheese please. No, I'm not sharing, but thanks for bringing them!