New Satan Magnets

Woah hey, suddenly Hell doesn't seem so bad! Be careful with that tail though, you naughty devil. ...Or don't. Tee hee.

Share the spirit of the season with a dash of satan with this cute and funny, hail satan parody, Valentine's day conversation heart shirt!

I Love You Like I Love Satan. Which is kind of a lot ;) Show your love for the devil and your partner with this occult design!

Do you think hades needs coffee too? Watching over the souls of the damned must be a tiring job. He probably likes dark roast.

All hail Baphomeow, our new guiding savpurr join our cult and serve the great abbyssal Baphomeow!

Arf! Do you have a demon puppy at home? Show your love for your satanic lil doggo in this devilish dog design.

Eat trash, hail Satan. Show your love for the Dark Lord and trash cats with this Satan and Opossum inspired design.

Show off your love of satan with this super hilarious, satanic humor, occult themed, pentagram, hell shirt! Let the world know you worship the dark lord, Spicy Heck Boy!

Save the earth and hail Satan. Show your love for the environment and the Dark Lord with this Baphomet and Earth Day inspired design.

Spooky and Satanic all Year Round! The jack o' lantern isn't the only thing that's lit this Halloween! It's also the cross, burn it.

Wish your loved one a happy birthday and let them know Satan is pleased with this funny floral birthday card. This goth birthday card features illustrations of black and white roses, a mysterious eye and the phrase "Happy Birthday Satan Is Pleased With Your Progress.

Feeling Sexy and Satanic? Obvi! Show off your confidence and baphomet beauty with this cute devil design!

These spooky mushroOoOoOoms are ready to be fall fungi! Show off your love of fall, autumn, Halloween, mushrooms, pumpkins, ghosts, and spooky season!

Satan, Sex, and Chicky Nuggets! All you need in this life, and all you get in hell, we're so ready! Show off some sassy satanism, sex positive, chicken nugget fun with this design!

WOOF! Fresh from the depths of hell, it's your dog! Let the people know that you love a little furry demon in this hellacious design.

Deep within the firey depths of hell, lies the vicious demon cat. Light on his feet but heavy in his stare, the demon cat only spares those that love the black cat.

ermegerd, you should totally join our helfur clurb! We play derngerns and dergins.

If they think we're going to hell for expressing our sexuality, might as well make their comments into a joke! Some people just love everyone, just how Satan intended.

The only reason people suffer in hell with cute Satan is because he doesn't understand humans don't typically enjoy swimming in lava. It's like a hotel run by children and everything is on fire and the food is probably poisoned... but hey, at least he has manners.

Have you taken a moment to thank Satan today? Be devilishly adorable today with this cheeky Satan tee!

The High Witch Tarot. You may have heard of The High Priestess Tarot, but this remake gets a satanic spin. Lot's of similarity between this and the original tarot stylistically, but this High Witch is ready to curse baby! Perfect for witchy peeps who read or love the art of tarot!

Whether you're saying it to the lord of Hell or he himself wants who ever his senpai is to notice him, this funny anime themed satanic Baphomet shirt! The dark lord just wants his most evil superior to notice them. So get your senpai to notice you and let out your dark side with this awesome Baphomet goat head shirt!

Every time you pet a cat, you pay homage to the deepest forces of evil which reside within it. Praise satan, pet your cat! The purring just means it's working. Make sure everyone knows you worship cat satan with this funny satanic cat shirt, complete with cat pentagram!

Drink water, hail satan, and hydrate for hell! Show off your love of water and hydration and hail the dark lord with this funny, demon, water droplet design!

this adorable goat is here to introduce you to the prospect that you can be both cute AND a sinner! Kawaii and colorful, this guy can still cause a ruckus. Don't let people underestimate you just because your small and cute!

This teen witch shirt is perfect for fans of witch shirts, coffee lovers, hail satan shirts, satanists, witches, the occult and coffee shirts. Drink coffee, hail Satan. This witch will take her coffee black, to match her soul and wardrobe.

It's that moment when you want your day to just be over with, but you're too lazy or have too many responsibilities that you have to reschedule with Satan.

Sometimes you have those days, where you just say...Maybe today, Satan. Show off your sassiness with the dark lord himself and this not today satan, parody shirt.

HONK it's hades here to be a horrible goose from hell. Show off your sassy spice with this, "Spicy Honk Bonk" goose devil design!

I may be pagan, but that doesn't necessarily mean I'm a "heathen" against house plants?! Whether you be witchy, or more satanic, pagans are the best parents!

I may be pagan, but that doesn't necessarily mean I'm a "heathen" against house plants?! Whether you be witchy, or more satanic, pagans are the best parents!