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Happy Birthday You Whore Greeting Card

Happy Birthday You Whore Greeting Card

This bff birthday card is great for your best friend who you can call just the most horrible things with e most love like "happy birthday you whore." This funny birthday card is perfect for fans of sassy birthday cards, best friend card, best friends jokes and best friend quotes.

I Love You Like A Mushroom Loves a Dying Corpse Greeting Card

I Love You Like A Mushroom Loves a Dying Corpse Greeting Card

I Love You Like A Mushroom Loves a Dying Corpse! And that is a lot!

Embrace Disobedience Greeting Card

Embrace Disobedience Greeting Card

The only way to see change in the world is to embrace disobedience. Cats have no laws, and even if there were any, they wouldn't care. Live in a world where the only rules you follow are your own.

Tarot Pull Out Game Strong AF Greeting Card

Tarot Pull Out Game Strong AF Greeting Card

Pull Out Game Strong AF! For tarot.... just tarot. If you are into tarot cards, whether that be doing readings for yourself or others, this cheeky design is sure to get a few laughs - even if a bad card is pulled!

I Love U Bitch Candy Heart Greeting Card

I Love U Bitch Candy Heart Greeting Card

I Love U Bitch.

Thicc Lich Greeting Card

Thicc Lich Greeting Card

Damn Lich you THICC! Get some unearthly body positivity with this very curvaceous wizard skeleton that's sporting a dummy thicc booty with unfathomable undead power.

Fight Me You Trash Greeting Card

Fight Me You Trash Greeting Card

Will you take up on this challenge? Will you let this raccoon call you trash? Are you just going to stand there and not copping this sassy design?!

Physically Mentally Emotionally Exhausted Greeting Card

Physically Mentally Emotionally Exhausted Greeting Card

Physically. Mentally. Emotionally. Exhausted. Everything isn't all rainbows, ironically - I'm f***ing tired. But at least I have a self deprecating, sarcastic sense of humor about it.

Grumpus Greeting Card

Grumpus Greeting Card

Bah humbug! Krampus sure is a grumpy one right now, as he wasn't able to punish those pesky kids, poor guy. Show off your love of the Christmas season with this Krampus grumpy design!

I Need To Take A Thicc Day Greeting Card

I Need To Take A Thicc Day Greeting Card

I'm calling in thicc to work, I need to take a thicc day! Take a day off to appreciate all your thickness with this sassy, thick pride shirt design!

My Hip Hurts Greeting Card

My Hip Hurts Greeting Card

These hips don't lie, and they're in pain! End the stigma of having aches and pains with this, "My Hip Hurts" sassy, sarcastic health design in a retro aesthetic.

Be Cute, Hail Satan Greeting Card

Be Cute, Hail Satan Greeting Card

It took a couple sacrifices to be this cute! There's nothing wrong with having that satanic shimmer in your eyes. Notice me senpai, notice me.

Feminist Elves Against the One Ring Greeting Card

Feminist Elves Against the One Ring Greeting Card

Feminist Elves Against the One Ring (and men screwing it up again). We love the powerful women in Lord of the Rings, Tauriel, Galdriel, Arwen, etc., and honestly, they probably wouldn't have majorly f***ed up Middle Earth if they had it. Female power! Show off your feminist, elvish, sass with this design!

Feral Girl Summer Cat Greeting Card

Feral Girl Summer Cat Greeting Card

Ditch purrrrfectionism and live your best feral girl life with this, Feral Girl Summer cat design featuring a sassy black cat! Get weird and do what you want.

I Will Feast On Your Corpse Mushroom Greeting Card

I Will Feast On Your Corpse Mushroom Greeting Card

I Will Feast On Your Dying, decaying Corpse - yum yum. This sassy, hungry, and adorable mushroom is ready to recycle.

In Loving Memory of Lower Gas Prices Greeting Card

In Loving Memory of Lower Gas Prices Greeting Card

This goes out to the gas prices that were once low and affordable. In loving memory of lower gay prices. Pay homage to the days of low gas prices passed with this funny, political design.

I'm Outta Here Alien Greeting Card

I'm Outta Here Alien Greeting Card

Show off your love of outer space and sassy aliens with this sci-fi humor, alien believer's, sassy galaxy shirt! Let all humankind know that you are over Earth and you are OUTTA HERE!

Rated B For BITCH Parody Greeting Card

Rated B For BITCH Parody Greeting Card

Some people just aren't sure who you really are or capable of. Let them know through this esrb inspired rating design. Let them know your true self!

Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Pattern Greeting Card

Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Pattern Greeting Card

Are you just want everyone to STFU about Valentine's Day? Show off your sarcastic, snarky, and single self! These are the only candy grams I'll tolerate!

Thank God You Hate NFTS Candy Heart Greeting Card

Thank God You Hate NFTS Candy Heart Greeting Card

Thank god you hate NFTS Valentine! Show off your romantic side and your hatred for NFTS with this sassy, Valentine design.

More Burritos Less Bullshit Greeting Card

More Burritos Less Bullshit Greeting Card

More Burritos Less Bullshit. Simple. Life would be so much easier...

Sexy Bitch Candy Heart Greeting Card

Sexy Bitch Candy Heart Greeting Card

You know in your candy heart that I am a sexy bitch!! Flaunt your wiles with this funny sassy candy heart design perfect for all the sexy bitches out there.

I May Be a Witch But I Like My Men Witcher Greeting Card

I May Be a Witch But I Like My Men Witcher Greeting Card

I May Be a Witch But I Like My Men Witcher! You have a beast terrorizing your town? Cool, Geralt can take care of that for you... and you KNOW he can take care of you toooo ;) I may be a fearless witch, but I got a weak spot for a witcher! Who is the witchiest???

Ew Gross Valentine's Day Greeting Card

Ew Gross Valentine's Day Greeting Card

Ew gross, Valentine's day. show off your grumpy, hateful, disgusted side for Valentine's day and anything lovey dove with this sassy, funny, Valentine's day design.

Witchy Candy Hearts Greeting Card

Witchy Candy Hearts Greeting Card

This love witch has put a spell on you, a love spell! Celebrate this Valentine's day with these sass and witchy candy hearts design.

Life is Relentless Smiley Greeting Card

Life is Relentless Smiley Greeting Card

If life is anything it's relentless. Show off your disdain for all the toils life may bring with this funny, sassy, self deprecating upside down smiley face design.

F*** Around And Find Sprout Greeting Card

F*** Around And Find Sprout Greeting Card

When you're gardening, farming, or foraging sometimes you've just gotta F*** around and find sprout! Show off your sassy love of plants with this funny meme inspired design!

Forager Witch Greeting Card

Forager Witch Greeting Card

Witches that practice herbology, herbal apothecary, alchemy etc. will know a thing or two about foraging, naturally ;) Herbal magic is a staple of witchcraft, and who isn't a whore for a little plant lore am I right?!

Succ On This Greeting Card

Succ On This Greeting Card

Succ On This! This sassy succulent has had enough of your attitude!

No New Clothes? I Shall Feast Yule Cat Greeting Card

No New Clothes? I Shall Feast Yule Cat Greeting Card

If you have no new clothes, then you're just a feast on the house to Jlaktturinn! If you celebrate all things Yule, then Yule love this Jlaktturinn design!

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