Sassy Valentines Day Greeting Cards

"Wow you're like, really old. Will you have a happy birthday? The future is hazy, but signs point to yes." This magic 8 ball birthday card that says "UR OLD" is perfect for any friend or loved one whom you've deemed to be old, no matter what age they are on their birthday!

Only A Fool Of A Took For You Greeting Card

Are you a Tolkien fan who's also a fool in love? Then "Only A Fool Of A Took For You" is the perfect greeting card for your beloved! With a hilarious nod to that quintessential Middle-earth bungler, Peregrin Took, this card is a whimsical way to show your sweetheart just how much you adore them. Featuring a charming illustration of a hobbit who's hopelessly smitten, this greeting card is a fantastic way to express your affection. So why not surprise your precious with a heartfelt message that's guaranteed to make them smile? Whether it's for a special occasion or just because, "Only A Fool Of A Took For You" is the ultimate love card for fans of The Lord of the Rings franchise. Don't miss out on the chance to make your beloved feel like the most cherished treasure in the Shire!

Happy Birthday If You Were a Cat Greeting Card

Happy birthday! If you were a cat you'd be dead by now. Wish your loved one a happy birthday and remind them that the grim reaper will come for us all one day with this bizarrely morose design.

Shit Bitch You is Fine Greeting Card

Looking for a cheeky yet charming way to say "I love you" this Valentine's Day? Look no further than our Shit Bitch You is Fine greeting card! Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor and a love for all things playful and sassy, this conversation heart-inspired card is sure to make your recipient smile. Whether you're sending it to a long-time love or a new flame, this fun greeting is a great way to show your affection in a unique and memorable way. So pucker up, lay on the charm, and let your sweetie know just how fine they really are with our hilarious and heartfelt Shit Bitch You is Fine card!

Are You a Beaver? Cuz Dam Greeting Card

Are you a beaver? cuz dam! There's no better way to find your new bae than with this amazing pick up line design.

Valentine's Peen Cookies Greeting Card

Embrace the lighthearted side of Valentine's Day with cookies that are cheekier than your average sweet treat. Whether you're celebrating with your significant other or enjoying some self-love, this card is the perfect way to spread laughter and spark conversations. Designed with a touch of humor, it's a delectable delight that's bound to bring a smile to everyone's face. So, embrace your sweet tooth and treat yourself or your loved ones to the delectably fun "Valentine's Peen Cookies" card, and let the festivities begin!

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Ew Gross Valentine's Day Greeting Card

Ew gross, Valentine's day. show off your grumpy, hateful, disgusted side for Valentine's day and anything lovey dove with this sassy, funny, Valentine's day design.

Ha-Bee Valentine's Day Greeting Card

Whoever sets your heart a buzzin' show it off with this Ha-Bee Valentine's Day pun design.

Harpy Valentine's Day Greeting Card

Harpy Valentine's Day! Show your love for Valentine's Day and mythical creatures with this design featuring an illustration of Harpies.

Valentine's Day Heart Meh Greeting Card

Are you sick of couples on Valentines smooching and cuddling? Are you immune to the love that is in he air? Are you just sick of everybody loving a holiday invented by greeting card companies? Than this is the design for you!

Capy Valentine's Day Capybara Parody Greeting Card

I hope you have a very Capy Valentine's day! Show off your love for Valentine's day with this cute, capybara, Valentine's day design.

Honky Valentine's Day Greeting Card

Spread your love and honk it from the rooftops, for your goosey love is true! Honky Valentine's Day all, from all of us a LookHuman, to you~!

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Good Vibes Only Greeting Card

The Good Vibes Only Vibrator card embodies the idea that positivity is contagious and that a simple act of kindness can have a ripple effect on the world. This bold and eye-catching design is sure to turn heads and spark conversations about the importance of maintaining a positive attitude. So, whether you're amplifying the good vibes at a music festival, spreading joy at a social gathering, or simply going about your day, this card serves as a powerful statement that reminds us all to choose optimism, kindness, and good vibes only. Embrace the power of positivity and let this vibrant card become a reminder to radiate good energy everywhere you go! good vibes only vibrator card positive energy inspirational motivational happiness joy optimism positive attitude fun vibrant empowerment self-care self-love good energy encouragement positive vibes uplifting.

Bubbly Af Boba Greeting Card

Bubbly Af...jk! Mess With The Tapioca, Get Tapio-cut! Boba tea is a delicious treat, but careful, they've got balls. boba balls tapioca balls cute but.

Cool Slutty Daddy Greeting Card

Pedro is our cool slutty daddy, but you can be too, let the world know what you need with this ironic dystopian daddy inspired design.

Full Of Anxiety Greeting Card

Sometimes we give in to our anxieties, cost of living, food scarcity, mental health, there's a lot to keep us up at night! Yeah, scary right? Anxiety inducing, even. Show everyone your ironic side with this humourus design.

Feral Girl Fall Black Cat Greeting Card

Forget Christian Girl Autumn and live your best Feral Girl Fall. Show off your anti-perfectionism and weirdness with this fall, feral, black cat design!

Trashy and Sassy Possum Greeting Card

Just because you indulge in garbage doesn't mean you can't be glamorous. Inspired by photos of opossums wearing pink hair bows, this adorable shirt is perfect for any fans of the strange marsupial!

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