New Sassy Smile Greeting Cards

Introducing our quirky and playful "Kiss My Sasquatch" greeting card, designed for those who dare to stand out from the crowd and embrace their wild and whimsical side. This one-of-a-kind design encapsulates the myth and mystery of the legendary Sasquatch, blending it with a bold and cheeky message that demands attention. With bold and striking illustration, this card is bound to make a statement. Our "Kiss My Sasquatch" greeting card is perfect for those who love to bring a touch of humor and adventure to their everyday life. Embrace the hidden within and show the world your playful spirit with this unique and whimsical card that will leave everyone wondering, "What other surprises does this Sasquatch hold?" Spread smiles and lighten moods with this captivating and unforgettable card that is sure to be a favorite among curious and free-spirited individuals.

Embrace the lighthearted side of Valentine's Day with cookies that are cheekier than your average sweet treat. Whether you're celebrating with your significant other or enjoying some self-love, this card is the perfect way to spread laughter and spark conversations. Designed with a touch of humor, it's a delectable delight that's bound to bring a smile to everyone's face. So, embrace your sweet tooth and treat yourself or your loved ones to the delectably fun "Valentine's Peen Cookies" card, and let the festivities begin!

Bubbly Af...jk! Mess With The Tapioca, Get Tapio-cut! Boba tea is a delicious treat, but careful, they've got balls. boba balls tapioca balls cute but.

Sometimes we give in to our anxieties, cost of living, food scarcity, mental health, there's a lot to keep us up at night! Yeah, scary right? Anxiety inducing, even. Show everyone your ironic side with this humourus design.

Forget Christian Girl Autumn and live your best Feral Girl Fall. Show off your anti-perfectionism and weirdness with this fall, feral, black cat design!

Just because you indulge in garbage doesn't mean you can't be glamorous. Inspired by photos of opossums wearing pink hair bows, this adorable shirt is perfect for any fans of the strange marsupial!

The Apawcalypse is nigh! Celebrate our turbilent world with this cute kitty who's already raising up her own ruckus!

Motherfluffer. An expression for the ages. Show off your sassy cattitude with this funny cat design!

Be a feral cutie on your next date with this cute, feral, candy heart design! Perfect for finding feral love and living your best feral life!

Baddie by definition is a noun. It means a person who is confident and always slays. Slay all day and be a bona fied baddie in this sassy, baddie, definition design.

I'm Salty, I'm sweet, what more is there to love? I might be a little sassy sometimes, but Hey, I'm not heartless at least.

If you love pink and also love gangster rap, this girly design is for you! Represent your taste in music and disregard for authority with this F*** The Police design for ballers who really know how to celebrate Valentines!

Have a feral day! Show off your feral girl summer in this funny, take out, thank you bag parody design. Perfect for living your best feral girl summer vibe.

A big lump with knobs, it has the juice, I can't imagine a more beautiful thing! Show off your love of corn and the internet with this funny, "It's CORN" design! I can tell you all about it!

This lil guy is just as cute as the next turtle. However if you decide to cross him, you will face serious consequences, so try not to underestimate him, eh?

Shout out to all the crystal mommys, and especially the crystal bitches out there. I love crystals, and you should let the world know you love crystals too!

Hey baby, how about we extend the warranty on this relationship?

I Love You Like A Mushroom Loves a Dying Corpse! And that is a lot!

Feed me and tell me I'm pretty AGAIN, I'm STILL HUNGRY. Eat junk food with this funny screaming cat t shirt perfect for any cat mom or dad out there who feels ready to knock something off the table any time they get hangry.

Show the world you mean business when you wish to have your pronouns respected with this sassy and cute shark design with a trans flag behind them!

His shows? Wack. His big ears? Wack. The way he don't smile like me? Wack. Me? I'M TIGHT AS HYUCK. This iconic internet meme and iconic character mash up, they just go so well together.

Show off your love of cats and your hatred of being touched by weirdos with this cat lover's, pet owner's, feminist inspired, sassy shirt! Let the world know that you do NOT want to be touched!

For all of us that love our lil fuzzballs know that cats are the epitome of the term crackhead energy, especially when the zoomies kicks in! A funny and cute design for cat lovers alike.

I Love U Bitch.

Will you take up on this challenge? Will you let this raccoon call you trash? Are you just going to stand there and not copping this sassy design?!

Physically. Mentally. Emotionally. Exhausted. Everything isn't all rainbows, ironically - I'm f***ing tired. But at least I have a self deprecating, sarcastic sense of humor about it.

This floral feminist shirt is perfect for all antisocial people who are sick of the patriarchy and of 2016 in general, so just, F*** off, but nicely, like a cute floral design. This sarcastic shirt is great for fans of feminist apparel, feminist qutoes and sassy quotes.

We all need to have a good cry sometime, or express how we want to cry in the inside , this cute lil' over-sensitive fella is here to do just that for you, poor Cryolophosaurus!

Go full goblin mode and embrace your inner goblin with this cute and cooky but crackhead energy of a cat!

Felt Cute might curse u later, idk. Show off some spooky cute selfies with this funny witchy parody design perfect for halloween, summerween, cursing villagers, casting spells, and just being a sassy witch.

Felt Cute might curse u later, idk. Show off some spooky cute selfies with this funny witchy parody design perfect for halloween, summerween, cursing villagers, casting spells, and just being a sassy witch.