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Physically Mentally Emotionally Exhausted Blanket
Physically. Mentally. Emotionally. Exhausted. Everything isn't all rainbows, ironically - I'm f***ing tired. But at least I have a self deprecating, sarcastic sense of humor about it.
Thank God You Hate NFTS Candy Heart Blanket
Thank god you hate NFTS Valentine! Show off your romantic side and your hatred for NFTS with this sassy, Valentine design.
Heathens Against Heteronormativity Blanket
Keep heteronormativity out of hell! Get sassy and satanic with this, "Heathens Against Heteronormativity" funny queer design.
Do Not Perceive Me Blanket
Leave me alone and let me be - even better, do not perceive me at all. This ironic, sassy design features the text, "Do Not Perceive Me" with a large smiley face staring blankly into space.
Floral F*** Off Blanket
This floral feminist shirt is perfect for all antisocial people who are sick of the patriarchy and of 2016 in general, so just, F*** off, but nicely, like a cute floral design. This sarcastic shirt is great for fans of feminist apparel, feminist qutoes and sassy quotes.
Waifu Material Blanket
There's a lot of materials I could choose to be, but the one I chose was WAIFU material.
Suck Me Heart Lollipop Blanket
What else do you do with a lollipop? Show off your sense of cheeky, flirty, NSFW humor this Valentine's Day with this cute, flirty, sassy, NSFW, Valentine's Day, "Suck Me" Lollipop design.
Please Leave Me And My Hermit Ass Alone Blanket
Seriously. Can't you see I'm doing good over here? Vibe with yourself and keep people you don't wanna deal with at a distance with this sassy hermit design!
Hope Your Christmas Isn't Basic Blanket
This Christmas, let your family and friends know you want their holidays to be anything but basic! This funny holiday greeting card features a fun and oh so basic Santa Claus drinking a peppermint mocha. You are more than welcome to be basic this year, but make sure your Christmas isn't with our funny Santa greeting card!
I Believe in Santa, Not God Blanket
I Believe in Santa, Not God. Please keep the Christ out of Christmas, I'm and atheist, and please stop telling me to go to church - I'd rather not. Notice the atheist symbol on Santa's cap!
Thiccen Nuggets Blanket
Damn these nuggies are THICC! Sooo juicy and delicious! I could eat these all day. Celebrate your love for sassy food puns and butts with this hilarious design.
Jolly As Hyuck Goofy Parody Blanket
Jolly as Hyuck. Show that you're jolly as F*** this holiday season with this sassy pun inspired design.
Say Less Blanket
Say less dude! Show off your sassy side with this sassy design with a groovy flare!
Flicky Frog Blanket
This Leggy boi don't friccin' CARE about what u say! Show the world you ain't give a dang with this edgy double bird flippin froggy boi!
I Need To Take A Thicc Day Blanket
I'm calling in thicc to work, I need to take a thicc day! Take a day off to appreciate all your thickness with this sassy, thick pride shirt design!
I Don't Think You're Ready For This Jolly Blanket
This sassy Santa shirt is a joke on I don't think you're ready for this jelly, but christmas themed with a sassy santa claus sayin I don't think you're ready for this jolly. This Christmas shirt is perfect for fans of Santa memes, christmas quotes and christmas movies.
My Hip Hurts Blanket
These hips don't lie, and they're in pain! End the stigma of having aches and pains with this, "My Hip Hurts" sassy, sarcastic health design in a retro aesthetic.
Queen of Stomach Issues Blanket
I am the reigning Queen of having digestive trouble and stomach issues. Show off your royal status of having tummy troubles with this funny, sassy, stomach issues meme inspired design.
Feminist Elves Against the One Ring Blanket
Feminist Elves Against the One Ring (and men screwing it up again). We love the powerful women in Lord of the Rings, Tauriel, Galdriel, Arwen, etc., and honestly, they probably wouldn't have majorly f***ed up Middle Earth if they had it. Female power! Show off your feminist, elvish, sass with this design!
Merry Christmas Bitches Blanket
Merry Christmas, Bitches!!!! Get hyped for Christmas cheer with this sassy crassy design that's perfect for the next holiday get together or just getting into the Christmas vibe.
I Have a Migraine Retro Rainbow Blanket
Migraines aren't groovy. :( Show off your coping with the pains of headaches with this retro, rainbow, smiley design for "I Have a Migraine". Perfect for dealing the aches and pains of migraines!
Rest In Peaches Blanket
Rest in peaches! Show off your hardcore girl power with this badass Princess Peach design! Watch out for this princess and you better get out of her way, because there is a red shell coming for you!
I Think Both Teams Should Lose (Football) Blanket
Be a touchdowner at the next football game or tailgate you're dragged to this fall with this super sassy, "I Think Both Teams Should Lose" funny, anti-sports design. Perfect for being a fan of parties but not football.
Bad Bitch Barbie Parody Blanket
I'm A Baddie girl, in a bad bitch world! This world was made for you and all things pink, so go ahead and flaunt your bad bitch self.
Duck Around And Find Out Blanket
How about you duck around and find out! Get rowdy with this cute and sassy, duck pun shirt!
Mess With the Glade, You Get the Spade Blanket
Listen bub you mess wit the glade, you get the spade, okay? Protect the forest with this funny, threatening parody design, perfect for some eco activism, leaving no trace, and preventing forest fires.
I Boo What I Want Blanket
Show off your spooky, ghostly independence with this "I Boo What I Want" sassy inspired design! Perfect for feeling paranormal, halloween haunting, and telling others I do what I want, because you're supernatural!
Get Stuffed Teddy Bear Blanket
Bend over and get stuffed! This angry teddy knows what it's like, so now he's extending the offer to you. Clearly it's not pleasant.
The Best Person To Be Is Yourself Unless You're an Asshole Blanket
Remember, the best person you can be is yourself. Unless you're an asshole. Then stop that. Nobody likes assholes, not even assholes. Be the best you that can be with this funny trippy floral smiley face design!
It's Libra Season, Bitches! Blanket
It's Libra Season, Bitches! If you need a little balance in your life, look no further than an attractive libra. Their awesomeness is in the air!
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