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Best Selling Sassy Greeting Cards

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Trashy and Sassy Greeting Card

Trashy and Sassy Greeting Card

Just because you indulge in garbage doesn't mean you can't be glamorous. Inspired by photos of opossums wearing pink hair bows, this adorable card is perfect for any fans of the strange marsupial!

Sassy Since Birth Greeting Card

Sassy Since Birth Greeting Card

Sassy since birth! Show that you came out of the womb with attitude! The cute sassy design is a perfect baby shower gift for soon to be moms.

Sassy Southern Mama Greeting Card

Sassy Southern Mama Greeting Card

This mama is full of sass and from the South! Show your sassy, southern mama how much you love her and all her sassy, southern ways with this sassy, Mother's day greeting card! Perfect for any southern mom on Mother's Day!

Trashy and Sassy Possum Greeting Card

Trashy and Sassy Possum Greeting Card

Just because you indulge in garbage doesn't mean you can't be glamorous. Inspired by photos of opossums wearing pink hair bows, this adorable shirt is perfect for any fans of the strange marsupial!

Current Mood Sassy Bernie Sanders Greeting Card

Current Mood Sassy Bernie Sanders Greeting Card

Show off your current mood with this sassy, cozy, Bernie Sanders shirt! Bernie is always a mood why not show it off with this funny and sassy greeting card of Bernie sitting at the 46th US presidential Inauguration!

Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Pattern Greeting Card

Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Pattern Greeting Card

Are you just want everyone to STFU about Valentine's Day? Show off your sarcastic, snarky, and single self! These are the only candy grams I'll tolerate!

You're Old Magic 8 Ball Greeting Card

You're Old Magic 8 Ball Greeting Card

"Wow you're like, really old. Will you have a happy birthday? The future is hazy, but signs point to yes." This magic 8 ball birthday card that says "UR OLD" is perfect for any friend or loved one whom you've deemed to be old, no matter what age they are on their birthday!

Behold The Field Of F**ks I Give Greeting Card

Behold The Field Of F**ks I Give Greeting Card

Show everyone that you just don't care with this, "Behold The Field Of F**ks I Give and See That It Is Barren" sassy humor design! Perfect for not giving a crap, being sassy, and sarcastic!

Blow Me Dandelion Greeting Card

Blow Me Dandelion Greeting Card

I'm done dealing with you so bye! Be left alone with this funny "Blow Me" dandelion design. Perfect for feeling sassy, avoiding people, being petty, saying leave me alone, or a funny gift for your ex!

Thanks I Guess (Sloth) Greeting Card

Thanks I Guess (Sloth) Greeting Card

This thank you card design features the text "Thanks I Guess" with an illustration of a sassy sloth. Perfect for a thank you card, thank you note, thank you gifts, funny cards, cards for friends, sassy gifts, sassy cards, and sassy greeting cards!

Succ On This Greeting Card

Succ On This Greeting Card

Succ On This! This sassy succulent has had enough of your attitude!

Nama-Slay Greeting Card

Nama-Slay Greeting Card

Time to nama-slay this yoga routine! Motivate your favorite yogi with this sassy card!

Don't Tell Me To Smile Smiley Face Greeting Card

Don't Tell Me To Smile Smiley Face Greeting Card

This smiley doesn't wanna smile. Proudly keep that frown upside down with this funny, "Don't Tell Me To Smile" sassy smiley face design!

Please Leave Me A-Gnome Greeting Card

Please Leave Me A-Gnome Greeting Card

Please leave me a-gnome! Be sassy as your please with this cute gnome pun, gardening, funny gnome design.

Disapproving Ghost Greeting Card

Disapproving Ghost Greeting Card

Spooky and sassy, this ghost does not approve. Boo all the haters with this funny, BoOoOo ghost pun design with a sassy ghost giving two thumbs down!

Don't Bug Me Praying Mantis Greeting Card

Don't Bug Me Praying Mantis Greeting Card

Give some peace to this praying mantis with this sassy, "Don't Bug Me" bug design. Perfect for saying leave me alone, being a sassy insect, and warding off predators.

Omg I Litterally Cat Even Greeting Card

Omg I Litterally Cat Even Greeting Card

Omg I literally cat even right now! Show off your sassy side with this funny, cat pun, sassy cat greeting card!

You Want A Piece Of Me? Greeting Card

You Want A Piece Of Me? Greeting Card

Show off your sassy side this Thanksgiving with this sassy pumpkin pie design featuring the pun, "You Want A Piece Of Me?" for your Thanksgiving humor! Perfect for loving pumpkin pie, Thanksgiving dinner, food puns, and holiday humor!

I Don't Think You're Ready For This Jelly - Parody Greeting Card

I Don't Think You're Ready For This Jelly - Parody Greeting Card

Animal puns and booty are some of the best things in life! This song parody design "I Don't Think You're Ready For This Jelly" for the sassy jellyfish that feels bootylicious! Perfect for animal puns, animal jokes, song parody, animal parody, and jellyfish gifts!

Whatever Unicorn Greeting Card

Whatever Unicorn Greeting Card

Send some sassy love to your BFF, sibling, or loved one with this unicorn design featuring the text "Whatever" with an illustration of a sassy unicorn living their life. Perfect for a unicorn lover, unicorn gifts, lazy gifts, sassy gifts, sibling gifts feeling sassy and for spreading your unicorn love!

Rose Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Don't Come For Me I Will Dog Walk You Greeting Card

Rose Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Don't Come For Me I Will Dog Walk You Greeting Card

Ah, poetry <3 show off you sweet sassiness with this Cardi B inspired, "Rose Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Don't Come For Me I Will Dog Walk You" petty poem! Perfect for being sassy and keeping the haters away!

Happy Birthday If You Were a Cat Greeting Card

Happy Birthday If You Were a Cat Greeting Card

Happy birthday! If you were a cat you'd be dead by now. Wish your loved one a happy birthday and remind them that the grim reaper will come for us all one day with this bizarrely morose design.

I am Not a Free Sample Greeting Card

I am Not a Free Sample Greeting Card

I am not a free sample, do not try me. Show that you are not to be trifled with in this sassy design.

Thanks I Hate It Greeting Card

Thanks I Hate It Greeting Card

Show your petty disapproval with this funny, "Thanks I Hate It" thank you bag parody inspired by the "thanks I hate it" meme! Perfect for embracing your sass and sharing your opinions.

Me When There's No Tea Vs Me When The Tea Is Hot Parody Greeting Card

Me When There's No Tea Vs Me When The Tea Is Hot Parody Greeting Card

Show off your love for all of Billy Porter's iconic red carpet fashion moments as well as this sassy meme-able moment , with this iconic shirt. Spill all the tea with this funny and sassy, Billy Porter meme greeting card.

I Don't Friggin Give A Heck Greeting Card

I Don't Friggin Give A Heck Greeting Card

Sip your wine like a cat that just doesn't friggin give a heck. This sassy cat design features the text "I Don't Friggin Give A Heck" with an illustration of a cat sipping wine and chillin. Perfect for a lazy day, chill day, crazy cat lady, regular cat lady, wine lover, sassy gifts, and cat lady gifts!

Baddie Definition Greeting Card

Baddie Definition Greeting Card

Baddie by definition is a noun. It means a person who is confident and always slays. Slay all day and be a bona fied baddie in this sassy, baddie, definition design.

I Would Rather Be Playing Wordle Now Parody Greeting Card

I Would Rather Be Playing Wordle Now Parody Greeting Card

Yeah, I'd rather be playing wordle right now. If you'd rather be solving word puzzles on your phone than do anything else show it off with this funny, sassy parody design.

DO NOT Take Me To Your Leader Greeting Card

DO NOT Take Me To Your Leader Greeting Card

Whether you're a socially awkward alien or a sassy extra terrestrial, this is the design to ensure your visit to Earth will be chill and nice and cool.

Doing The Bare Minimum Smiley Face Greeting Card

Doing The Bare Minimum Smiley Face Greeting Card

I'm just here doing the bare minimum. Show off your lack of effort and do the bare minimum with this sassy, groovy aesthetic, sassy and lazy smiley face design.

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