Best Selling Ritual Coffee Mugs

Get your morning vibes going strong with this, Morning Ritual coffee and crystal design. Perfect for a coffee loving witch, morning rituals, and collecting healing crystals.

Do your banishing rituals right! YEET! Practice the occult with this funny parody design depicting the greater ritual of the pentagram, with the final step being a dab.

What is more metal than magic? Show off your love of spells, rituals, potions, and magic with this, "Witchcraft is Metal" witchy, heavy metal parody design!

Casting healing spells and performing recovery rituals for you and your pals, because you're the Emotional Support Witch! Show off your love of being a powerful witch and friend with this cute witchy design!

Show off the deep dark depths of your soul with this funny shark mug design featuring the text "Bite People Hail Satan" for the occultist shark lover. Perfect to conduct rituals, practice which craft, occult gifts, and warn people that you and your spells can bite, especially when you haven't had your morning coffee!

Yeah I'm into spells, magic, and real witchy shit. Show off your love of occult and ritual with this, "Into Real Witchy Shit" design, featuring the moon phases and stars.

Prepare your summer spells and rituals with this, "Hot Witch Summer" witchy design! Perfect for loving all things magic and mysterious in the heat of the summer!

Join the corgi occult with this cute, "Pet Dogs Hail Satan" corgi design! Perfect for goth, satanic rituals, loving dogs, corgis, and worshiping satan the best way you know how, petting dogs!

Aw yeah, I love doing crafts! Sometimes, I do moonlit rituals and make hexes, sometimes I use crystals and burn sage and make potions. Wait, that's not the kind of crafts you were talking about?

I can't talk right now, I'm too busy Making A Circle of Protection Against Toxic Bullshit. Sassy witches who take no shit, this one's for you!

From One Witch To Another, Close Your Circles! After you've completed your magical practice and no longer need the circle, you are free to close it by thanking the elements and telling them they can leave if they choose to, but make sure you close it. Fledgling witches, this one is for you, and momma witches who look out for their fellow sisters in spell craft!

Sorry I can't come out this weekend, I'm sitting down for a spell, or two. Don't be afraid to say no to the next coven gathering and instead bury your nose into a good grimoire.

Hell doesn't care about cat hair. Show off your love of all things occult and cat love with this, "Pet Cats Hail Satan" sphynx cat design featuring a satanic sphynx! Perfect for funny cat gifts, occult humor, satanic rituals, and hailing satan!

What do the paranormal talk about when they go camping? Ghost stories, of course! It's kinda a ritual when you go sleeping in the great outdoors.

I've come to talk with you again. I have no choice, it's a morning ritual, and like a good breakfast, need my coffee black and dark. Bitter like life.

If you pet a cat you are worshipping satan. The beast resides in all of our feline associates. Inside resides the purest form of evil. So release the beast in every kitty by petting them on their bellies. Soon you will find your arms are covered in blood for their rituals to summon the spawn of satan himself. So with this design, Pet cats and hail satan!

It's the winter solstice, witches! Celebrate the season and rebirth of the sun in crisp, cold winter!

I'm not bad at adulting, I'm bad at participating in society's dystopian rituals. Who puts money on the price of all of existence and expects you to earn your right to live with it? Sure, I have anxiety talking to strangers on the phone or scheduling doctors appointments, but maybe society being a perpetual unintuitive Ponzi scheme has something to do with that.

Your abundance of power toward freedom and liberation cannot be matched. Sit on your throne of self-expression and feminine energy with this, "The Empress" tarot as Medusa. Part of the Creepy Cute Tarot series.

Your magic is one with the stars and planets! Show off your love of celestial magic with this, "Celestial Witch" astrology and space-inspired, witchy design!

If all you do is flex and hex, this buff as hell witch is for you! Perfect for the witch looking to lift logs in the swamp, or the rat whose gains have been achieved through otherworldly weightlifting rituals.

This mother's day show the world you're capable of creating some powerful magic- the magic of parenthood! This witchy design is perfect for moms who hex with strong bonds between their kids and always bring sage advice to the table.

Pray to Hecate and get downright occult as you follow the phases of the moon with this witchcraft pattern featuring all sorts of witch supplies like crystals, skulls, mushrooms, snakes, moths, grimoires, daggers, tea, flowers, herbs, and crystal balls!

If you want a few more satanic rituals to help get you into the Christmas spirit, look no further than this tasty inverted cross Baphomet Christmas sweater design. Walk with Satan and Merry Christmas!

It's that time of year for pumpkins and satanic rituals! Celebrate fall with this, "Carve Pumpkins Hail Satan" pumpkin with a pentagram design!

Show off your love of books and satanic rituals with this funny, "Read Books Hail Satan" occult design. Perfect for witches, hailing satan, being goth, readers, grunge, occult lovers and satan humor!

If you pet a cat you are worshipping satan. The beast resides in all of our feline associates. Inside resides the purest form of evil. So release the beast in every kitty by petting them on their bellies. Soon you will find your arms are covered in blood for their rituals to summon the spawn of satan himself. So with this design, Pet cats and hail satan!

Every witch has the subconscious desire to draw cards from a deck that is absolutely about to call them out. Give into your urges to do witchy stuff with this groovy take on "the feminine urge" meme featuring a witch's hand holding the Sun, Moon, and Star tarot cards!

This pastel goth interpretation of The Tower features a cyclops monster girl falling dramatically, as her cat ghost escapes from a cursed haunted house. This powerful card representing inevitability, destruction, chaos, and upheaval is part of the Creep Cute Tarot series!

Too Busy Naming Plants And Doing Chants! I may be a witch, but I do love my plants, and therefore, I MUST NAME them all as if they were my own children. Introverted witches - this is for you!

Too Busy Naming Plants And Doing Chants! I may be a witch, but I do love my plants, and therefore, I MUST NAME them all as if they were my own children. Introverted witches - this is for you!