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Aces deserve to be in queer spaces, period! Show your support of the asexual community or being ace with this asexual pride design!

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time! Take back your time in stride with this funny, worker power, poop rhyme design!

All moms are mommies in the streets. But when they're home sitting, she's no longer mom. She is now a gamer.

Let the world know that pregnancy is no joke on your joints with this funny, "Preggers And Can't Feel My Leggers" new parent design! Perfect for anyone in the process of carrying a child!

Introducing the Roses Are Red Taco Poem t-shirt! Be bold and wear your love for both roses and tacos on your sleeve (or chest, in this case). This clever design is perfect for those who love witty wordplay and want to make a statement without saying a word. Whether you're trying to drop a hint to your crush or simply love everything about tacos, this shirt is a must-have. And let's be real, who wouldn't want to receive a taco as a sign of affection? With this shirt, you're sure to have all the taco-lovers out there turning their heads and giving you a high five. So, don't wait any longer and add this playful and flirty t-shirt to your collection today!

Dedicated to men world wide who has a passion for some big bass. Don't you worry kings, we got you!

You really don't wanna mess with this turkey - he'll gobble your shizz up!

A cat in a hat, there's nothing better than that! he meows, he purrs, he plays, he sleeps the day away! Why play with a creepy anthropomorphic cat when you can have an ACTUAL kitty?

Don't piss off the llama. You've been warned. Try talking shit and you'll find out what'll happen (you get spit on).

Oh boy, dogs and logs... we can only imagine what they'd do. What powers they hold. What sins they'd commit.

Introducing our latest masterpiece, the Snake in a Lake t-shirt! This is a shirt for those who embrace their sense of adventure and love to keep things mysterious - just like the snake in the lake. Don't let the calm waters fool you; this serpentine creature is brewing up something devious. Maybe it's plotting to rob a convenience store, maybe it's planning to join a jazz band, who knows! What we do know is that this snake t-shirt is sure to turn heads and spark conversations. The design is sleek and eye-catching, with the dark waters of the lake providing the perfect contrast to the snake's vibrant colors. Indulge your wild side and pick up a Snake in a Lake tee today. You never know what trouble you might uncover - but that's half the fun!

The mysteries of professors and what goes through their heads. The logic and wisdom they possess as they educate us in our success. But... what sins will he commit?

Shroom with a broom. Be on the look out because we don't know what he'll do! Show off your ambitions with this adorable, hard working shroom!

If you want to cheat, you can rhyme it with anything ending in "ee", but that's cheating. "A sailor took a pen to sea to write some stupid poetry" is CHEATING.

Just one of those moments of being so numb yet feeling everything at the same time. But hey, that's a super power in itself! The power of humanity.

Charming little bear doing the thing nature has him do. Get this T-Shirt if you relate to him too!

Lizard On A Wizard. What Sins Will They Commit? An all powerful wizard and a reptilian side kick, what could possibly go wrong...

Oh little bun-bun, whatever could be on your mind? I wonder? Enslaving the earth and overrunning it with bun-buns and honey, perhaps? Well, who could ever be mad about that?

Oh little bun-bun, whatever could be on your mind? I wonder? Enslaving the earth and overrunning it with bun-buns and honey, perhaps? Well, who could ever be mad about that?

Raccoon on the moon, what sins will he commit? One small step for raccoon, one giant leap for raccoon-kind, the search for trash continues in space!

Looking for a t-shirt that screams unbridled rebellion and devil-may-care attitude? Look no further than "Frog On A Log, What Sins Will He Commit". This shirt is for anyone who wants to stick it to the Man and show the world that they won't be tamed. With its bold design featuring a frog perched on a log, this shirt is a must-have for anyone who is tired of playing by the rules and is ready to cause a little chaos. So if you're ready to make a statement and shake things up, don't hesitate to add "Frog On A Log, What Sins Will He Commit" to your wardrobe. Whether you're headed to a protest, hanging out with friends, or just want to make a splash, this shirt is the perfect way to show the world that you're not afraid to be a little wild and unpredictable. So what are you waiting for? Grab "Frog On A Log, What Sins Will He Commit" and join the rebellion today!

Stop clowning around! Confusion and delay isn't funny! And it doesn't rhyme either! Get back to work!

As a poet, I'm literally always rhyme scheming! Show off your sense of poetic humor with this cute and funny, poetry pun shirt design!

Step up your witchy game with this bold and poetic pullover. The "Rose Are Red, Candles Are Lit, Do No Harm, But Take No Shit" design is not your average nursery rhyme--it's a mantra for badass witches who know how to keep it classy while standing their ground. Whether you're into seances, reading tarot, or just keeping the positive vibes flowing, this pullover is for you. The striking design features bold white lettering on a dark background, making it perfect for any style or occasion. Wear it to your coven meetings, protests, or just as an everyday reminder that you can be both gentle and fierce. Made from high-quality materials, this pullover will keep you comfortable and looking sharp while manifesting your inner power. So, slip it on and get ready to slay, because when it comes to doing no harm but taking no shit--you are the queen.

HE'S COMIN FOR YOUR CANDY! He has arrived for said candy! Insert essential rhyme about Home owners inevitable demise if they do not provide delicious treats. Relieve treats. Run to the next house. REPEAT!!

Tween Queen on the Scene. Show you are the queen of all pre-teenagers with this cute and sassy design.

Show the world that sometimes it be like that with this humorous design featuring the poem parody, "Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, It Don't Always Be Like That, But Sometimes It Do" for all your life motivational quotes!

Roses are red. It's hard to rhyme shit. Memes are my only escape from this current political climate. Show that the battle for democracy is grinding you down but at least you will always have memes. Memes don't ask questions. Memes don't judge. politics roses are red meme internet humor poem rhyme joke jokes.

We are Women, and we can make decisions about our *own* bodies. We Won't sit idley by as you slowly take away everything we've fought for. Reproductive rights should only be decided by people who have uterus'!

We are Women, and we can make decisions about our *own* bodies. We Won't sit idley by as you slowly take away everything we've fought for. Reproductive rights should only be decided by people who have uterus'!

We are Women, and we can make decisions about our *own* bodies. We Won't sit idley by as you slowly take away everything we've fought for. Reproductive rights should only be decided by people who have uterus'!