New Retro Future Socks

Put your vibes out there with this confident design that proudly accepts the energy you exude. Live your best life and your truth with this retro funky design!

This lil snail on a flower is here to remind you to take it easy! Whether you're tending to a garden, soaking up some sun, or just enjoying some nature, this adorable snail is for you!

Oh sweet Sadako -- although your passion for love is admirable I don't think VHS and Kill is the way to garner a relationship! But you do you I guess... as long as you don't come near me -- Uh.. you okay? W-- Wait! DONT TOUCH ME!

Protect the wildlife! Give trash cats of the world your support with this, "Protect the Wildlife" retro-patch, opossum design.

A big lump with knobs, it has the juice, I can't imagine a more beautiful thing! Show off your love of corn and the internet with this funny, "It's CORN" design! I can tell you all about it!

When the plants get as much love as kids would, you may be a plant parent! Whether you have spawn of your own and have very involved gardening hobbies, or you just love plants more than anything in the world, this design featuring a gardener hugging their potted plant is for you!

Show off your appeal to the thicc-er crowd with this sassy retro inspired design!

I wish I was as high as inflation - I'd be so baked right now! Show off your humor at the stress and anxiety of living with the highest inflation in generations with this funny, "I Wish I Was as High as Inflation" weed design!

peace the frick out with this rad alien that's definitely taking the next UFO off this planet. Perfect for making a quick exit and returning to the cosmic ether.

Your body doesn't depreciate in value as you age! Love, appreciate, and respect how time transforms your physical form with this body positive floral design!

These brownies are totally out of this world! Get nostalgic with this retro classic snack cake design.

Okay gamers, lets try making this year a good one! Develope the coolest experiences, make adenturous rpgs, monsterous platformers! Make all the other nerds proud!!

Say less dude! Show off your sassy side with this sassy design with a groovy flare!

Feel those classic Christmas vibes with this vintage inspired design! Perfect for a lover of Mid-Century Modern Design or anyone that loves the most wonderful time of the year.

Take the holiday's back in time with this vintage christmas design! This holiday design incorporates mid-century, 1950's vintage birds decorating a christmas tree with vintage cats, presents, ornaments and ornate swirls. Perfect for sharing in the Christmas spirit, Christmas parties, holiday parties, and family gatherings!

Show your love of good boys...IN SPACE! This cute retro inspired design features an illustration of a shiba inu in a space helmet.

The Nurse Tarot. This design is a high arcana spinoff tarot that display a nurse, surrounded by pills, a thermometer, and a string. Just typical nurse things! Essential workers are saving the future, they don't need a tarot to tell ya that!

Get ready to turn heads and get a laugh with this hilarious pair of socks featuring the phrase "My Hip Hurts." Perfect for those who refuse to let age slow them down, this shirt is sure to be a hit at the gym, on a hike, or even at the doctor's office. The bold font and graphic of a hip joint add to the ironic charm of these socks, making it a must-have for anyone with a sense of humor. Shop now and show off your humorous side while staying comfortable.

Yowza! Get funky with these shroomie boys!

Migraines aren't groovy. :( Show off your coping with the pains of headaches with this retro, rainbow, smiley design for "I Have a Migraine". Perfect for dealing the aches and pains of migraines!

Halloween is punk! Celebrate the most punk pumpkin time of year with this Halloween-themed, punk, traditional tattoo aesthetic design!

Fighting alongside evil by moonlight... still fighting alongside evil by daylight! This sailor moonion might be a magical girl, but that doesn't mean that they're going to ignore their duties to their evil overlord.

Get groovy with this funky mushroom that's having a grand ol trippy time. Perfect for lighting one up and vibing at the end of the day.

Remember, the best person you can be is yourself. Unless you're an asshole. Then stop that. Nobody likes assholes, not even assholes. Be the best you that can be with this funny trippy floral smiley face design!

Dun dun, dun dun... dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun! Don't be a fly on a lily pad in the middle of this pond, or else you'll croak!

Ugh. What a SNORE-gon, am I right? Be stone cold with this apathetic medusa design.

This 80's Alien is here to do some vaporization while listening to vaporwave. This design is great for people who are really into that 80's Vaporwave aesthetic, as well as aliens!

"How long has it been? an hour? This edible ain't SHIT", they said, as everything got extremely funny, and just a bit wobbly. Don't let the edible sneak up on you and knock you on your feet with this funny psychedelic smiley design!

Chill and zone out with this cool pixel art nebula design! Perfect for listening to chiptunes, thinking about the void, or looking like a dark -sci-fi-fantasy game from the early 90s.

Batter up! It's time to support the Rockford Peaches, with this cute, replica of the city of Rockford Peaches baseball patch! Perfect for loving women's sports, the Peaches, and A League of Their Own!

Batter up! It's time to support the Rockford Peaches, with this cute, replica of the city of Rockford Peaches baseball patch! Perfect for loving women's sports, the Peaches, and A League of Their Own!