New Retro Flat Face Masks

Take the holiday's back in time with this vintage christmas design! This holiday design incorporates mid-century, 1950's vintage birds decorating a christmas tree with vintage cats, presents, ornaments and ornate swirls. Perfect for sharing in the Christmas spirit, Christmas parties, holiday parties, and family gatherings!

These hips don't lie, and they're in pain! End the stigma of having aches and pains with this, "My Hip Hurts" sassy, sarcastic health design in a retro aesthetic.

I am alone, I am utterly alone. Whenever you're feeling lonely, put on this trendy, retro, goth shirt and you'll never feel utterly alone again!

Coffee is way too overrated. Drinking tea is not only the next best thing but also the punkiest beverage out there. Drinking liquid created by crushed, dead leaves is oh so very punk.

When the weather gets hot and gross and you just think about all the fleeting times in your past and you just wanna stay inside where its cooler and less intense, this sad sun design is for you.

Refuse to work yourself to death for the dollar with this groovy chilling bee on a flower design!

Get in your groove while gardening with this funky design that really vibes with plant care!

Oh, you want me to say "uwu?" How about a F*** you!

This lil snail on a flower is here to remind you to take it easy! Whether you're tending to a garden, soaking up some sun, or just enjoying some nature, this adorable snail is for you!

Plants are Far Sprout! Get some good vibes going in your garden with this groovy plant pun!

peace the frick out with this rad alien that's definitely taking the next UFO off this planet. Perfect for making a quick exit and returning to the cosmic ether.

Your body doesn't depreciate in value as you age! Love, appreciate, and respect how time transforms your physical form with this body positive floral design!

I'm not sure I follow......anything.... anymore. If the state of the world, growing older, and being an adult is confusing you as much as it is confusing the rest of us, this retro inspired design is for you!

Ain't no better time than a getting comfy with your furry friend and watching some true crime documentaries. Come get a friend to join you on a cozy and chill night with this cute design!

This magical girl fights evil by moonlight and then stretches and practices yoga by daylight. Practice your yoga and magical girl transformation with this magical, anime, yoga design.

If your life is all about neon lights and believing in unicorns, this radical 80s inspired design is for you! Perfect for cruising around at night searching for mythical creatures while blasting synthwave tunes.

Mornings just suck. F*** the mornings, no one likes them. If you agree then this sassy Buttercup parody design is for you!

Please blow me... hard. Otherwise I won't be able to work so you can play with me, teehee.

We all know what Blockbuster was back in the day, but now things have changed. Introducing Cockbusters! It's the same concept but spicier. What are you waiting for? Get yours today!

Show that you care and wanna share the love. Whether you care about social, environmental, mental, animal, or any world issue - it's cool to give a shit about something!

Bundle up and hold out for the last leg of winter and watch the days get longer with this funny anti-winter design that's perfect for someone who'd rather be somewhere much sunnier and warmer.

Wow, you can really dance. Wow, you can really jive. Having the time of your life! Show off your love of memes, dancing, retro vibes, disco, and funny songs with this text design!

Ahh, yes, making it through another day! Keep motivated through the existential struggles of life with this cute, retro, rainbow smiley face design.

Do you even lift, bro? Like, totally! Get Totally Swole in this retro vaporwave inspired design.

You're out here catching vibes! Show off your vibing energy with this, "Caught A Vibe" retro, rainbow, groovy text design.

You're a gorgeous gorgeous girlboss! Show off your proud boss babe, retro feminist humor with this funny parody design.

Promote peace, love, and memes with this funny, "Make Memes Not War" anti-war design. Perfect for loving retro, groovy aesthetics and internet humor!

Crazy F***ing Gemini!

Remember, the best person you can be is yourself. Unless you're an asshole. Then stop that. Nobody likes assholes, not even assholes. Be the best you that can be with this funny trippy floral smiley face design!

Feel all those 70's funky flower power vibes with this retro inspired design! Get your witchy groove on and get magical!

Feel all those 70's funky flower power vibes with this retro inspired design! Get your witchy groove on and get magical!