New Queer Parenthood Is Valid Baseball Greeting Cards

Only Here for Sports Butts! You are at your friend's football tailgate, you don't know wtf is going on, balls are in the air, points and things, but you CAN get through it, because you're there for the SPORTS BUTTS! Sports can be unbearable to watch, but a voluptuous booty bouncing to a touchdown makes it a win in our playbook. This colorful, big bootied player mock sports design is perfect for butt-loving, anti-sports amigos. Just look at the way that football bounces off that tight ass!

Show the world you mean business when you wish to have your pronouns respected with this sassy and cute shark design with a trans flag behind them!

Show off your pride and persistence in the resistance with this LGBTQ+ RESIST design. Love wins and will ALWAYS win. Perfect for a liberal queer, protesting, standing up for human rights, democracy, gay rights, and resisting bigotry!

Be gay and proud of your nondrinking and your identity with this lgbtqia+ design perfect for both enjoying pride and normalizing sobriety in more spaces! lgbt lgbtq lgbtqia+.

Yaas, Queen! Another year in the books! Stay your sassy self and celebrate the new year.

Oh, she ate! Leave no crumbs this Thanksgiving with this drag inspired turkey! You Better Turk!

I am full of pride but more importantly, it seems I am full of queer rage too! Rage against LGBTQIA+ discrimination and fight for equality for all of your queer family with this sassy, queer rage, lgbtqia + shirt design!

Now That's What I Call A Lesbian! With all your favorite hits of Pride! Perfect for your favorite butch, femme, and everyone who subscribes to all things sapphic.

Human rights and dignity don't stop with reproductive healthcare -- we need full body autonomy for all! Show that you support women's rights, trans rights, and the human right to your body with this powerful floral protest design.

"You Wear Fine Things Well" me *screams internally* YES! Finally a show that delivers on queer coded characters. Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet from the Our Flag Means Death fandom BELONG TOGETHER.

BlackStede, black bonnet, stedebeard, whatever you want to call it, is the slash ship between Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet from the Our Flag Means Death fandom. And we LOVE IT! Finally a show that delivers on queer coded characters.

The most punk thing ever is to be a parent. Let's face it, parenting is punk as heck! Being a Mom is the most punk too! Celebrate your punk, cool as heck Dad or Dads with this Parenting is Punk design for Dads!

The most punk thing ever is to be a parent. Let's face it, parenting is punk as heck! Being a Mom is the most punk too! Celebrate your punk, cool as heck Mom or Moms with this Parenting is Punk design for Moms!

Show off your reptile LGBTQIA+ representation with this adorable, "Alligaytor" gay alligator with a butterfly on their nose, design! Perfect for being gay, queer, and showing your pride in reptile style!

Keep heteronormativity out of hell! Get sassy and satanic with this, "Heathens Against Heteronormativity" funny queer design.

Will the stars align for your love? Ask your crush what their birth chart is and see how compatible you are with this, "What's Ur Birth Chart?" candy heart design!

It's Valentine's Day season! Time man up and ask that special dude to be your special valentine, or in this case, gaylentine.

you are an lgbt-CUTIE! Show your love with this queer candy heart pun that's perfectly gay for valentines day.

Valentine's Day, also called Saint Valentine's Day is celebrated annually on February 14, but lately, we're celebrating Valentine's GAY! This adorable "I'm Gay 4 u" candy heart set is sure to bring happiness and rainbows to your queer Valentine's!

Santa Sleighs! Hit the sleigh button and have the most yasss Holiday ever! Sleigh all Holiday with this festive and fabulous, holiday, yasss design.

Shalom! Are you ready to come out? Celebrate your religion and your sexuality with this supportive design.

I'm dreaming of a queer christmas! Show off your pride in being queer this holiday season with this Queer Christmas, ugly christmas sweater inspired design.

Forget gender - I'm simply a vibe! Show off your love of being gender non-conforming with this, "I'm A Vibe Not A Gender" non-binary, retro text design!

Celebrate pride and your love of tarot, occult, and queerness with Pride tarot design inspired by the sun card!

Tis the season for gay Christmas with this, "Pumpkin Spice Gay" LGBTQ pumpkin spice design! Show off your love of pumpkin spice, being gay, fall and autumn.

Having a gender? In this economy? I'll pass. Show that you don't have time for the gender binary because you're simply trying to survive with this funny, "Gender? In This Economy?" non-binary humor design!

My pronouns are sleepy and tired, cuz my gender is exhausted! Break the binary and take a nap with this, "My Gender Is Exhausted" non-binary design!

My pronouns are sleepy and tired, cuz my gender is exhausted! Break the binary and take a nap with this, "My Gender Is Exhausted" non-binary design!

My pronouns are good night because I identify as tired. Show off your queer comedic style with this, "I Identify As Tired" retro rainbow design!

This emperor is a daddy, you pulled the daddy card! Show off your love for leather, daddies, queer culture and tarot decks with this "The Daddy" parody of the emperor tarot card design.

This emperor is a daddy, you pulled the daddy card! Show off your love for leather, daddies, queer culture and tarot decks with this "The Daddy" parody of the emperor tarot card design.