New Politics Unisex Long Sleeve Blankets

Ah, to be a duck with multiple scarves. It would be the perfect life for those scarf hoarders out there, getting to use all of them at the same time just sounds perfectly cozy!

Nobody loves glizzys this much without winning a few eating contests... What's to be said? Some people just really like shoving long meat tubes in their mouth...

Show off your love of Joe with this Joe Biden design featuring the text "Who's Joe Daddy?" (cuz have you SEEN young Joe Biden???). Perfect for a democrat, liberal, political humor, politics jokes, Joe Biden memes, and loving the vice president!

Make the earth great again! Climate change is real, we need to work against saving mother earth! Resist and make earth great again with this Make America Great Again parody shirt!

Express your passion for pro women's rights with this design!

There's just not a single thought behind all them floofs. But honestly who cares as long as you're adorable as heck!

Express your passion for pro women's rights with this design!

Abortion is health care. Period. Support the humanity of all reproductive health and bodily autonomy with this, "Abortion is Health Care" retro, repro freedom design. retro abortion rights abortion repro freedom reproductive rights feminist feminism abortion is health care safe abortions full body autonomy bodily autonomy health care human rights smiley smiley face sassy activism activist politics political protest roe v.

With the costs of living and countless existential threats - life is hard! How are we supposed to live, laugh, love in these conditions??? Show off your sassy, ironic, apocalypse humor with this funny live, laugh, love parody design.

Neck Long, Patience Short, don't test me. This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy and impatient attitude with this goose holding a knife.

Intersectional feminism includes reproductive freedom for all! Proudly show your support for reproductive rights and body autonomy with this, "Repro Freedom For All" roses and ribbons design.

Support this historic moment of Ketanji Brown Jackson being appointed as the first black woman to the Supreme court in style with these Pop art inspired products.

Oh, you know how it is after a long days work of planting the seeds of chaos. Ya see that field over there, that one's got the seed of destruction in it, and that one's got the seed of disaster. Oh, that one? That's just carrots. Don't pay them any mind.

Some people never left their emo phase. This also happens to apply to our emo cloud here. Rock this edgy emo cloud design and make your emo elders proud!

Show off your support for diversity and representation with this funny political design featuring the text "I've Got 99 Problems And White Heteronormative Patriarchy Is Basically All Of Them" to celebrate minorities and our melting pot of culture! Perfect for sassy feminists, LGBT pride, minority rights, social justice, liberals, protests and smashing the patriarchy!

Behold our new supreme court justice of the Untied States of America, attorney and federal judge Ketanji Brown Jackson! Celebrate Women's history with this new boundary breaking addition to the USA supreme court in this supreme design.

Show that you're never too old for princesses and that you're punk as hell! This cute and sassy parody design features an illustration of the Princess with rad facial piercings, ombre hair, and a sweet bear and thistle sleeve tattoo.

This long-haired beauty isn't staying in her tower, she's a punk rock princess and a rebel at heart. Rapunzel's got a brand new look, from her dye job to her colorful tattoos and piercings. She's definitely not a sweet Disney princess anymore.

This long-haired beauty isn't staying in her tower, she's a punk rock princess and a rebel at heart. Rapunzel's got a brand new look, from her dye job to her colorful tattoos and piercings. She's definitely not a sweet Disney princess anymore.

Poor Unfortunate Trash. In pain, in need. This one's longing to be garbage that one wants to get the filth, and do I help them? Yes indeed. Show your love for trash pandas and the sea witches with this Ursula parody design.

Show off your true alien self with this funny and weird, human suit, alien believer's, outer space inspired shirt! No go ahead and unzip your human face, you've had a long day of trying to fit in.

Let the world know that the patriarchy won't take our human rights and right to protect the planet with this "Pro-Choice Pro-Science Pro-Planet" political, feminist, and scientific design! Perfect for feminists, scientists, STEMinists, eco warrior, ecofeminists, environmentalists, and fighting the patriarchy one scientific fact at a time!

Get extra cozy this winter with this long wool scarf llama! Perfect for winter, holidays, Christmas, and keeping warm through the season!

Get a long little doggy this holiday season with this cute winner dog themed ugly Christmas Sweater. This design features illustrations of black and brown Dachshunds wearing Santa hats and the phrase "Dachshund Through The Snow.

Show off your political side with this love trumps hate inspired, rainbow, human rights, feminist, anti-racism, science believer's coffee mug! Let the world know that you are on the right side of history with this progressive/liberal design!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Stretch into the great beyond with long cat! There is no limits with this fluffy feline. the universe is yours to conquer with Long Cat!

Show off your current mood with this sassy, cozy, Bernie Sanders shirt! Bernie is always a mood why not show it off with this funny and sassy blanket / home decor of Bernie sitting at the 46th US presidential Inauguration!

I'll have a blue christmas with year! Things went blue in the 2020 election and the democrats have won the presidency! So hey let's celebrate that this holiday season with this Blue Christmas, liberal blanket / home decor!

Looking for the perfect holiday accessory that also satisfies your sweet tooth? Look no further than our "Holiday Tree Cake Pattern" blanket! Whether you're a fan of the classic Little Debbie treat or any other holiday-themed treat, this adorable design will have you feeling festive and full all season long. With a charming pattern featuring rows of festive trees adorned with colorful cake slices, this blanket is perfect for snuggling up on the couch with a cup of cocoa or savoring a slice of your favorite holiday cake. And thanks to the premium quality materials, this blanket will keep you warm and cozy season after season. So what are you waiting for? Treat yourself to a slice of comfort and holiday cheer with our "Holiday Tree Cake Pattern" blanket today!

Looking for the perfect holiday accessory that also satisfies your sweet tooth? Look no further than our "Holiday Tree Cake Pattern" blanket! Whether you're a fan of the classic Little Debbie treat or any other holiday-themed treat, this adorable design will have you feeling festive and full all season long. With a charming pattern featuring rows of festive trees adorned with colorful cake slices, this blanket is perfect for snuggling up on the couch with a cup of cocoa or savoring a slice of your favorite holiday cake. And thanks to the premium quality materials, this blanket will keep you warm and cozy season after season. So what are you waiting for? Treat yourself to a slice of comfort and holiday cheer with our "Holiday Tree Cake Pattern" blanket today!