Trending Plus Size Guy Blankets

Tis the season to choose your christmas tree! Get out there and find your favorite! They come in all shapes and sizes!

Out of this world booty! This alien has definitely got a galactic sized backside, and ain't afraid to twerk it! This sexy celestial design is perfect for alien gurus and big booty lovers!

The big guy with horns a giant scary tongue and sharp teeth seems kinda sus. Show off your holly, jolly gamer side with this cute and funny, "Among Us", festive, Krampus, Imposter parody Christmas blanket / home decor.

These dudes are pretty fly for Yokai, creatures and spirits found in Japanese folklore. Featuring a Tengu, Kitsune, Kappa, Nekomata, and Baku, this pattern will entice mythology and creature nerds!

Introducing the perfect conversation starter for your living room - the Floral Penis Pattern Blanket! This one-of-a-kind blanket boasts a unique design that combines delicate floral prints with bold genitalia illustrations. It's the perfect way to make a statement without saying a word. Plus, it's versatile enough to use as a throw blanket or to snuggle up with for a cozy night in. You'll love the quality construction and soft, comfortable feel of this must-have accessory for any home. And let's not forget, it makes for a hilarious and unexpected gift for any occasion. Whether you're looking for a standout piece to add to your dcor or just love a good laugh, the Floral Penis Pattern Blanket is sure to impress. So go ahead, embrace your quirky side and let this blanket do all the talking!

The other guys just don't get it, we click. We're Instant soulmates babe. *Click* *click* Celebrate Valentines with your signifcant other and let everyone know how clickly y'all are!

Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! In the pop art style that he deserves.

Hey remember that line in Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer thats like "Olive the Other Reindeer used to laugh and call him names" ? What was up with that guy and why was he such a jerk to poor Rudolph? Get some laughs with this holly jolly lyrical parody featuring Olive, the Other Reindeer.

I'm a juicy as a perfectly ripe peach, and thicc as one too. Delicious and soft, be proud of your body! Great for thicc, peachy pun lovers!

The big guy in the red seems kinda sus. Show off your holly, jolly gamer side with this cute and funny, "Among Us", festive, Santa, parody Christmas shirt design.

Sassy Jesus Is so done with being misquoted all the time. Spread the word about how the son of God feels about having his words twisted with this funny religious design that says "OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said".

Leave the creatures of the upside down alone! They're just trying to live their creepy, terrifying, monster sized lives!

Own your body! Love yourself and show off your body positivity with this beautiful, pro-curves, feminist inspired shirt! Who cares what size you are because you are beautiful no matter what!

I might be a Demon Slayer, but i'm still capable of love. So, will you be mine, valenswine?

Just a bunch of guys been' dudes, bruh! Put on your coolest cappy and get swaggy with this capybara inspired pattern.

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Um... I think there has been a miscommunication in the design department. I mean technically he is "hanging", but... what even would this card mean? "Getting some is in your future"? Sure, if you're packing like this guy.

It's basic taxonomy, guys. Now who can guess what a freg looks like? That's right, a horrifying twisted abomination. Remember, if you see a freg in the wild, call the park ranger immediately.

Who's the chillest guy with science skills so fly? It's Chill Nye the science guy! Get chill with the cool science guy himself with this funny, retro science blanket!

The cardinal rule of junk food lovers: Fries Before Guys. Who needs boys when you have french fries. Show off your junk food obsession with this funny feminist blanket, and eat all the fries and burgers as you want. Some junk food decor to inspire you to love yourself and enjoy eating, cuz food is amazing and boys can really suck sometimes.

Oh yes, please. Pansexuals are pretty much down to clown with anyone- guys, girls, and folks who dance nowhere near the gender binary, all are welcome. The ocean of queerness is wide and wonderful, so grab this pan pride blanket and chart those waters.

These little guys are working hard and sailing the seven seas! Sea otters are adorable and aquatic, which makes them the perfect sailors. Show your love for these cute and furry, seafaring creatures with this cute, otter sailor blanket!

Outdated means of communication yes- but isn't it cute!? Relive the old days with this cute watercolor rustic pattern of letters sent between friends. Envelopes of all sizes and shapes fitting neatly into place.

Who said video games were just for boys? Girls are also awesome and a great size of the gaming community and excel at levels in skill. Tell haters to leave because games are for you too. This comfy nerdy blanket is perfect for your trendy home! Let all your pals know Gaming Is For Girls too!

The lynx is a medium sized wild cat! If you love cats of all shapes and sizes then this design could be just up your alley.

If you recognize this guy from the 90's Playstation game Crash Bandicoot, then congratulations! You had an awesome childhood! Party with Wampa's own Aku-Aku Mask.

"I'm waving at fat!" Those little Adipose guys sure are cute. Show your love for the one of the Doctor's most adorable adversaries with this levitating adipose design.

F*** society's image of beauty, beauty cannot be measured or weighed. All sizes are beautiful! Cuddle up to this sassy and cozy blanket and end body shaming!

Ah, the iconic symbol of all dungeon-crawlers. Whether you're picking an arcane lock or trying to charm the duke into giving you money for your expedition, you generally want this guy to have the 20 facing up when you roll it. Grab this cute nerdy design and rep your Dungeons & Dragons love, on the gaming table or off. This is a perfect nerdy gift idea for RPG fans, so grab one today!

Ah, the iconic symbol of all dungeon-crawlers. Whether you're picking an arcane lock or trying to charm the duke into giving you money for your expedition, you generally want this guy to have the 20 facing up when you roll it. Grab this cute nerdy design and rep your Dungeons & Dragons love, on the gaming table or off. This is a perfect nerdy gift idea for RPG fans, so grab one today!

Ah, the iconic symbol of all dungeon-crawlers. Whether you're picking an arcane lock or trying to charm the duke into giving you money for your expedition, you generally want this guy to have the 20 facing up when you roll it. Grab this cute nerdy design and rep your Dungeons & Dragons love, on the gaming table or off. This is a perfect nerdy gift idea for RPG fans, so grab one today!