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Phallic Blankets
Browse our collection of 9 Phallic Blankets and more. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.
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Phallic Christmas Cookies Blanket
Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! These aren't your typical sugar cookies, not the ones to bring to the inlaws... for these phallic sugary delights will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!
Penis Plants Pattern Blanket
Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!
Christmas Peens Pattern Blanket
Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!
Pop Art Penis Pattern Blanket
This phallic pattern is sure to make a statement! Pop off with this iconic pop art inspired pattern.
Cottagecore Peens Pattern Blanket
The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.
Big Dick Stocks Blanket
Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!
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Phallic Witchy Things Pattern Blanket
Just some, perhaps, oddly phallic shaped and arranged witchy items. Not totally sus, but just enough to where you may get a few chuckles out of humor from these penis-esque magical things. Mushrooms, penis candles, boners, cauldron balls, crystal balls, potions, and a phallic feather to name a few. Cast a hilarious charm on anyone around you who may be fooled by this, at first, unsuspecting, totally innocent design.
Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Blanket
Show that you've phallic fallen in love with these sexy, sensual, penis and vulva Valentines! These erogenous Candy Parts are perfect for your lovers this loving season or special occasion.
Saint Patdick's Day Parody Blanket
Look festive and naught this St. Patrick's Day with this nsfw, phallic four leaf clover and green beer parody design!
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