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Perceive Me Unisex Long Sleeve Blankets

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Metroid Snowman Blanket

Metroid Snowman Blanket

Silly Metroid, there's no life force to suck from that silly old snowman! Ah, don't look at me, I might LOOK alive, but really, I'm dead inside...

I Believe in Santa, Not God Blanket

I Believe in Santa, Not God Blanket

I Believe in Santa, Not God. Please keep the Christ out of Christmas, I'm and atheist, and please stop telling me to go to church - I'd rather not. Notice the atheist symbol on Santa's cap!

Meet Me Under the MistleToad Blanket

Meet Me Under the MistleToad Blanket

This toad is ready to become a prince! Toadally perfect for lovers of frogs/toads and holiday hijinks!

Zelda Is My Favorite Pokemon Blanket

Zelda Is My Favorite Pokemon Blanket

And Dankey Kang is my favorite sonic the hedghog character! Have you ever seen Bayonetta from digimon? sooooo cool.

Kerbo Derpy Kirby Blanket

Kerbo Derpy Kirby Blanket

Hoi, am Kerbo. Am big hero, fight king derderder, save plernert perpster. Gotta fly, my people need me.

I Won't Hesitate Bitch Frog Blanket

I Won't Hesitate Bitch Frog Blanket

I Won't Hesitate Bitch. I may be cute, but I'll fillet you like a fish, whatever, if you so much as TOUCH ME.

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Do Not Perceive Me Blanket

Do Not Perceive Me Blanket

Leave me alone and let me be - even better, do not perceive me at all. This ironic, sassy design features the text, "Do Not Perceive Me" with a large smiley face staring blankly into space.

Long Cat Blanket

Long Cat Blanket

Stretch into the great beyond with long cat! There is no limits with this fluffy feline. the universe is yours to conquer with Long Cat!

Long Llama Scarf Blanket

Long Llama Scarf Blanket

Get extra cozy this winter with this long wool scarf llama! Perfect for winter, holidays, Christmas, and keeping warm through the season!

Neck Long, Patience Short Goose Blanket

Neck Long, Patience Short Goose Blanket

Neck Long, Patience Short, don't test me. This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy and impatient attitude with this goose holding a knife.

Live Long And Prospurr Blanket

Live Long And Prospurr Blanket

It's a well-known fact that Vulcans love cats. They do tend to be pretty similar, after all. Show off your love for felines AND Star Trek with this design!

I Love Naps Netflix and Long Walks To The Fridge Blanket

I Love Naps Netflix and Long Walks To The Fridge Blanket

Someone wanting to get to know you? Quick list three things you love. Naps are good, everyone can enjoy snuggling up with a book and napping. Netflix? Also good, its something you can marathon with your cats on a saturday night. And...Long walk to the fridge, what? Were people expecting you to say long walks on the beach. Clearly thats why you need this blanket design because they don't know you well enough at all.

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Yule Birth of the Sun Blanket

Yule Birth of the Sun Blanket

Celebrate the birth of the sun this Yule. No, not Jesus, that's not for me. "Yuletide" celebrates the birth of the Sun and also celebrates the "Mother" at the height of her "Greatness".

You Make My Heart Purr Blanket

You Make My Heart Purr Blanket

Valentine, you make me feel like a spoiled cat. I feel so loved i'd swear my heart is purring! All I want for valentines day is mew!

Owl Be Your Valentine! Blanket

Owl Be Your Valentine! Blanket

You're such a hoot, valentine! You and me, we're birds of a feather! Won't hoot be mine, darling?

Spin Me, Daddy Blanket

Spin Me, Daddy Blanket

Spin that dreidel right 'round this Holiday season! Celebrate Hanukkah with glitter and puns in this design.

Glizz On Me Daddy Hot Dog Blanket

Glizz On Me Daddy Hot Dog Blanket

This glizzy is ready to get glizzed on! Ahegao get yourself a hot dog!

Chronically Tired Blanket

Chronically Tired Blanket

I can sleep all day, I can sleep all night, I can drink 4 cups of coffee, but I'm still SO TIRED!! Body, could you just be normal for once, and stop being so chronically sleepy???

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