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Penis Christma Blankets
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Metroid Snowman Blanket
Silly Metroid, there's no life force to suck from that silly old snowman! Ah, don't look at me, I might LOOK alive, but really, I'm dead inside...
I Believe in Santa, Not God Blanket
I Believe in Santa, Not God. Please keep the Christ out of Christmas, I'm and atheist, and please stop telling me to go to church - I'd rather not. Notice the atheist symbol on Santa's cap!
Meet Me Under the MistleToad Blanket
This toad is ready to become a prince! Toadally perfect for lovers of frogs/toads and holiday hijinks!
I Have A Huge Package For You Santa Blanket
Weird Santa to creep out friends and family this holiday season. Get this creepy dirty joke Santa shirt featuring the phrase I have a huge package for you!
Weinter NSFW Parody Blanket
I just love the "Weinter"! Seeing all the intricate details of the falling snowflakes. Checkout these NSFW snowflakes and celebrate winter with this funny, nsfw winter design.
Yeti For Winter Time Blanket
Get yeti for the winter season with this cute and funny yeti, winter time design! Perfect for those chilly, winter, cozy, cryptid nights in!
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Penis Plants Pattern Blanket
Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!
Penis Constellation Pattern Blanket
Show your love for stargazing and dick with this funny penis pillow. This night sky's pillow features illustrations of wieners and balls shaped constellations.
Rainbow Penis Pattern Blanket
Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
Christmas Peens Pattern Blanket
Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!
Phallic Christmas Cookies Blanket
Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! These aren't your typical sugar cookies, not the ones to bring to the inlaws... for these phallic sugary delights will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!
Floral Penis Rainbow Blanket
Introducing the perfect conversation starter for any room: the Floral Penis Rainbow blanket. With a bold and thought-provoking design, this blanket will leave a lasting impression on anyone who lays eyes on it. The intricate floral patterns intertwine beautifully with the rainbow-colored penises, creating a stunning display of artistry and humor. It's perfect for those who want to add a touch of whimsy to their home decor or for those who simply want to shock their guests. Made with the highest quality materials, this blanket is both soft and durable, ensuring a cozy and long-lasting experience. Whether you're snuggled up on the couch or using it as a statement piece for your bedspread, the Floral Penis Rainbow blanket is sure to become a favorite among your friends and family. Don't miss out on the chance to own this hilarious and eye-catching item!
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Yule Birth of the Sun Blanket
Celebrate the birth of the sun this Yule. No, not Jesus, that's not for me. "Yuletide" celebrates the birth of the Sun and also celebrates the "Mother" at the height of her "Greatness".
I'm So Cold (Leaves and Snow) Blanket
The leaves are falling, the snow is flying - I'm so cold! Get yourself warm and cozy while expressing how you feel with this, "I'm So Cold" fall and winter themed design. Featuring fall leaves and snowflakes graphics.
Hot Croakoa Blanket
The holiday season is filled with all kinds of delicious beverages! Frog nog and Hot Croakoa are everyones favorite! You can't go wrong with the classics.
Happy Holiblaze Blanket
Happy Holiblaze! For those that enjoy the festivities of a high and merry christmas, get lit with this 420 inspired design!
Yule Pattern Blanket
Don't mess with witchy Christmas or Yule be sorry! We heathens love our solstice celebrations, the dried oranges, the yule logs, the pine and cinnamon! Show off your love of the winter solstice celebration with this witchy pattern!
Yule Pattern Blanket
Don't mess with witchy Christmas or Yule be sorry! We heathens love our solstice celebrations, the dried oranges, the yule logs, the pine and cinnamon! Show off your love of the winter solstice celebration with this witchy pattern!
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