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Peni Tapestries

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90s Neon Rainbow The Devil Tarot Tapestry

90s Neon Rainbow The Devil Tarot Tapestry

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this tarot card parody. The Devil works hard, but 90s kids work harder.

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Tapestry

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Tapestry

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Black Tapestry

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Black Tapestry

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!

Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Tapestry

Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Tapestry

If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.

Cosmic Vulva Pattern Tapestry

Cosmic Vulva Pattern Tapestry

Isn't space magnificent? Celebrate the unending natural beauty of space and the human form with this NSFW pattern depicting a vast array of vulvas that look like nebulas, galaxies, and other celestial bodies!

Popsicle Penises Tapestry

Popsicle Penises Tapestry

These popsicles are more spicy than sweet (wink wink). Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family! Suck on that cocksicle, or popdickle...

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Floral Penis Rainbow Tapestry

Floral Penis Rainbow Tapestry

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Banana penis pattern Tapestry

Banana penis pattern Tapestry

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

Floral Penis Pattern Blue Tapestry

Floral Penis Pattern Blue Tapestry

Looking for a new french toile pattern tapestry? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Phallic Witchy Things Pattern Tapestry

Phallic Witchy Things Pattern Tapestry

Just some, perhaps, oddly phallic shaped and arranged witchy items. Not totally sus, but just enough to where you may get a few chuckles out of humor from these penis-esque magical things. Mushrooms, penis candles, boners, cauldron balls, crystal balls, potions, and a phallic feather to name a few. Cast a hilarious charm on anyone around you who may be fooled by this, at first, unsuspecting, totally innocent design.

I'm "H" Word Tapestry

I'm "H" Word Tapestry

I'm "H" word for you Valentine! Show off how you really feel this Valentine's Day with this , flirty, "H Word" candy heart Valentine's Day parody design.

Kawaii Penises Pattern Tapestry

Kawaii Penises Pattern Tapestry

Kawaii Penises, or Kawaii weenies, or even, dare I say... Kaweenies cover this super cute NSFW pattern. Each kaweenie is unique, and of course, kawaiiiii!

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NSFW Makeup Pattern Tapestry

NSFW Makeup Pattern Tapestry

This seemingly innocent subtle makeup pattern looks fine at first glance, get a closer look, and you can spot all the "lipdicks,""chapsdicks,"penis-tipped mascara, lip gloss, rather vaginal looking lip balms, genitalia blushes, and a pudenda puddle of foundation! Fun for sex-positive makeup lovers or those who got the glam and the sexual humor to match!

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