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Big Dick Stocks Greeting Card

Big Dick Stocks Greeting Card

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

You Make Me Corny Greeting Card

You Make Me Corny Greeting Card

You're so hot, you make my kernals pop! I'm so corny for you, I just wanna rip off this husk and show you my cob.

Happenis Greeting Card

Happenis Greeting Card

You can't spell happiness without penis! Show off your sense of humor with this , groovy, happy smiley face penis, nsfw design.

Let's Spice Things Up Hot Sauce Greeting Card

Let's Spice Things Up Hot Sauce Greeting Card

Give a not-so-subtle hint to your significant other with this, "Let's Spice Things Up" hot sauce design! Perfect for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, dates, lovers, and having NSFW humor!

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Black Greeting Card

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Black Greeting Card

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Greeting Card

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Greeting Card

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!

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Penis Hamster Greeting Card

Penis Hamster Greeting Card

Penis. Show your love for the utter bizarre with this design featuring an illustration of a hamster along with the word "penis.

Thank You Floral Penis Greeting Card

Thank You Floral Penis Greeting Card

Most people love beautiful greeting cards full of awesome details. Surprise family and friends with this elegant floral penis pattern thank you card!

You've Only Seen My Penis Greeting Card

You've Only Seen My Penis Greeting Card

You don't know me. You've only seen my penis. This Michael Scott quote inspired design is the perfect way to tell a loved one that they don't know you. They've just seen your penis.

I'm "H" Word Greeting Card

I'm "H" Word Greeting Card

I'm "H" word for you Valentine! Show off how you really feel this Valentine's Day with this , flirty, "H Word" candy heart Valentine's Day parody design.

Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Greeting Card

Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Greeting Card

Show that you've phallic fallen in love with these sexy, sensual, penis and vulva Valentines! These erogenous Candy Parts are perfect for your lovers this loving season or special occasion.

I Like My Men How I Like My Stockings Hung Greeting Card

I Like My Men How I Like My Stockings Hung Greeting Card

What better way to say Merry Christmas to your closest friends and relatives then by an inappropriate greeting card about penis ? This card is perfect for someone with a sassy sense of humor that loves Christmas. You're stockings going to get stuffed this Holiday Season!

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Donald Trump Toad Mushroom Greeting Card

Donald Trump Toad Mushroom Greeting Card

Donald Trump Toad Mushroom. Show your love of mushrooms, toadstools and descriptions of the President's genitals with this Mario and President Donald J Trump inspired design.

Carrots Greeting Card

Carrots Greeting Card

Carrots. Channel your favorite dick spray painting high schooler with this this American Vandal Inspired Design.

Hey It's Ya Bot Greeting Card

Hey It's Ya Bot Greeting Card

Hey, it's ya bot. Get ready for ya boi the robot with this current and vintage robot inspired design.

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