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Can you spot the peens? Have your own fireworks to display this Fourth of July with this subtle hidden penis patriot pattern.

Can you spot the peens? Have your own fireworks to display this Fourth of July with this subtle hidden penis patriot pattern.

Introducing our latest design: Popsicle Penises! Get ready to spice up your wardrobe with this hilarious and NSFW tee. With its subtle design, this product is perfect for those who love adding an unexpected twist to their outfit. You'll love watching people's reactions as they slowly realize what's happening on your shirt. It's the perfect conversation starter for any party! You can wear it casually around town or dress it up for a night out. Show off your sense of humor and let everyone know that you don't take yourself too seriously. All hail the popsicle penis, the ultimate frozen treat! Get your hands on this unique tee today.

although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.

Oh crystals! Don't we all love crystals? These not-so-subtly phallic crystals are sure to get double takes from pretty much anyone who sees you! Show off your love for crystals with this bold design!

Introducing the hottest t-shirt on the pickleball court - I've Got a Dink Kink Pickleball! Let's face it, when it comes to pickleball, nothing gets the blood pumping like a good dink. And we're not talking about a small wooden toy either! The dink is the ultimate weapon in your pickleball arsenal. With this shirt, you're letting everyone know that you're not afraid to show off your dink kink. It's the perfect shirt for anyone who loves to play hard and party harder. And hey, if you're feeling a little risqu on the court, we won't judge. So whether you're serving up some serious heat or just trying to keep it casual, the I've Got a Dink Kink Pickleball shirt is the perfect way to show the world your love for the game. Get yours today and get ready to dominate the court!

Cute, small, and adorable, this ween is a little chubby. Full pun intended.

Introducing our bold and cheeky "Gay For Glizzies" tee - the perfect piece for those who love hot dogs (and hot buns)! This tee is a fun and playful way to celebrate your love for the classic American snack, while also embracing your individuality and identity. Whether you're at a barbecue or running errands around town, this shirt is sure to turn heads and get people talking. Not only is this tee a great conversation starter, but it also promotes inclusivity and acceptance. By proudly declaring your love for "glizzies" (a popular term for hot dogs), you are not only celebrating your own preferences, but also showing support and love for the LGBTQ+ community. So wear this tee with pride and know that you are making a statement and spreading positive vibes everywhere you go! lgbtq+ food puns glizzy penis gay pride gay rights t-shirt fashion glizzies hot dogs food humor slogan statement bold graphic colorful unisex topical trendy casual streetwear modern.

I would say I heart you, but my willy is bigger! A cute penis design that is perfect as a cheeky gift!

I would say I heart you, but my willy is bigger! A cute penis design that is perfect as a cheeky gift!

Valentine, you make my heart SWELL! You make it absolutely THROB! I'm feel like my love for you is CLIMAXING!

What beautiful butterflies, you know, every butterfly has a unique wing pattern that's just so... phallic? Upon closer inspection, I think these butterflies have penises on them...

What beautiful butterflies, you know, every butterfly has a unique wing pattern that's just so... phallic? Upon closer inspection, I think these butterflies have penises on them...

Out with the old, in with the new! Celebrate (! *winky face*) this new year with higher expectations and abstain from the things that didn't bring you pleasure!

Introducing our latest addition to the line-up, the Clit "R" Us t-shirt! This tee is not for the faint-hearted, as it boldly declares your love for all things clitoral. The retro parody logo pays homage to the iconic toy store we grew up with, but with an adult twist. Wear it loud and proud as a symbol of female empowerment and sexual liberation. It's the perfect conversation starter for any occasion, from a night out with your crew to a first Tinder date. And hey, if anyone asks about the shirt, you can just say you're a big fan of the letter "R". Whether you're a feminist, a lover of puns, or just someone who likes to have a little fun, this t-shirt is a must-have in your wardrobe. Get one today and join the Clit "R" Us revolution!

Here For Davidson's Pete. Apparently, it's pretty big.

Feeling like munching on delicious strawberries in your cottagecore garden? Well, these berries are a bit different...

You can't go wrong with Frosted Animal Crackers! Well, maybe not "Animal" crackers... Show off you love for this nostalgic frosted treat with an NSFW twist!

Only smut readers, authors, and fanfic writers will understand. This list of juicy terms is all too familiar for us, and whether you like them or not, it is kind of hilarious how much we all avoid saying penis.

Keep em' hard and high, friends! Celebrate the Wordle parody game Lewdle with this crude, dirty word tribute! Featuring the words, DADDY, DILDO, FARTS, PENIS, BOOBS, and BONER.

Show off your love for NSFW, Pastels and vaporwave, kawii aesthetics with this cute and naughty, penis shaped soda bottle, nsfw design.

Meditate on your chonky chode chakra. The time has come to manifest that energy into reality.

Oh lawd he...ahem cummin'! Show off your NSFW sense of humor and love for memes with this funny, penis joke, NSFW , Oh lawd he comin' parody design.

We all know what Blockbuster was back in the day, but now things have changed. Introducing Cockbusters! It's the same concept but spicier. What are you waiting for? Get yours today!

Oh man, these pasteries are gonna make me doNUT. I love my pastries dripping with cream.

Oh man, these pasteries are gonna make me doNUT. I love my pastries dripping with cream.

Check out these cute, quite possibly phallic macaron desserts surrounded by other pastel macarons, take a bite and rock this sweet and subtle NSFW pattern!

Dick Academia...OPE I mean Dark academia... Check out this devious dark academia parody, can you use your sleuthing to find all the hidden penises??

Dream school? How about wet dream school, Dick University?? In Penis Confidimus - check out that beautiful shaft, oh I mean shield...

Enough is enough. First you play mind games with my head now you're messing with my other head. No more of this; it's time for me to stand up for myself!

Enough is enough. First you play mind games with my head now you're messing with my other head. No more of this; it's time for me to stand up for myself!