Trending Peni Coffee Mugs

Looking for a new french toile pattern mug? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Life is too short to be boring, so add a little spice to your morning routine with this cheeky Rainbow Floral Penis Pattern mug. Perfect for sipping on your favorite beverage, this mug screams naughty yet nice with its colorful floral genital illustrations. Representing love in all its forms and colors, this mug brings an optimistic and fun feel to any kitchen. No matter what mood you're in, it'll be hard not to smile with this mug in your hand. So whether you're sipping coffee, tea, or hot cocoa, this mug will bring a little joy and laughter to your day. And if anyone asks about your mug, just tell them it's a subtle expression of your appreciation for art, nature, and the human body. Add some flair to your life with the Rainbow Floral Penis Pattern mug today!

Looking for a new french toile pattern mug? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Looking to add a touch of humor to your morning coffee routine? Look no further than the Floral Penis mug! This tongue-in-cheek design features a delicate floral pattern infused with a hefty dose of irreverence. Perfect for giving your coworkers something to snicker about during your Zoom meetings, this mug is a guaranteed conversation starter. And if your mother happens to catch a glimpse of your new favorite mug, well, let's just say it'll be a memory you won't soon forget. So why settle for a plain old coffee mug when you can add a touch of whimsy to your day with the Floral Penis mug?

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Oh wow, that's pretty, the typography, wait what does it say???.....oh penis. Fun. Show off your sassy sarcastic vibes the irony in the typography.

Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...

Just some, perhaps, oddly phallic shaped and arranged witchy items. Not totally sus, but just enough to where you may get a few chuckles out of humor from these penis-esque magical things. Mushrooms, penis candles, boners, cauldron balls, crystal balls, potions, and a phallic feather to name a few. Cast a hilarious charm on anyone around you who may be fooled by this, at first, unsuspecting, totally innocent design.

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

Looking for a new french toile pattern mug? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Clits R Us! A funny retro parody logo of our beloved franchise super store.

Fall, where the leaves drop, and the penis rises - apparently... this subtle NSFW hidden penis pattern is inspired by fall, and Thanksgiving! Trick your family members with this pattern, and maybe gift it to your crazy uncle!

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...

A classic pattern with a naughty spin! Great for people who aren't ashamed of their nsfw humor. Watch your friends and family's shock as they suddenly realize this seemingly innocent design is... well, not so innocent!

Ah, the classic leopard print. Fashionable, beautiful, natural, and - wait... Okay, maybe this leopard print is a little TOO natural! Make your friends and family do a double take at this Leopard Print Penis Pattern!

If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?

Only smut readers, authors, and fanfic writers will understand. This list of juicy terms is all too familiar for us, and whether you like them or not, it is kind of hilarious how much we all avoid saying penis.

Meditate on your chonky chode chakra. The time has come to manifest that energy into reality.

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Oh man, these pasteries are gonna make me doNUT. I love my pastries dripping with cream.

Dream school? How about wet dream school, Dick University?? In Penis Confidimus - check out that beautiful shaft, oh I mean shield...

Wow, wouldn't you like to see these vaginal Valentines and dickish delights in your next heart shaped box oof chocolates? Maybe, these chocolates are a little - genital....

You can't spell happiness without penis! Show off your sense of humor with this funny, groovy, happy smiley face penis, nsfw design.

You Can't Spell Depression Without Penis. It's true. Many times, in fact, penises, can cause depression. I mean, have you even seen one? weird...

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.

How would you like a side of phallic French toast with those penis pancakes? If breakfast is your fave meal of the day, along with some other things ;), then check out this naughty pattern!

Oh, you want Medusa to smile, well then Medusuck My Dick! This sassy gorgon of greek mythology gets a little NSFW with those "snakes" on her head.

Oh, you want Medusa to smile, well then Medusuck My Dick! This sassy gorgon of greek mythology gets a little NSFW with those "snakes" on her head.