Best Selling Parody Unisex Long Sleeve Blankets

Stretch into the great beyond with long cat! There is no limits with this fluffy feline. the universe is yours to conquer with Long Cat!

Get extra cozy this winter with this long wool scarf llama! Perfect for winter, holidays, Christmas, and keeping warm through the season!

Neck Long, Patience Short, don't test me. This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy and impatient attitude with this goose holding a knife.

Show that you're never too old for princesses and that you're punk as hell! This cute and sassy parody design features an illustration of the Princess with rad facial piercings, ombre hair, and a sweet bear and thistle sleeve tattoo.

It's a well-known fact that Vulcans love cats. They do tend to be pretty similar, after all. Show off your love for felines AND Star Trek with this design!

Someone wanting to get to know you? Quick list three things you love. Naps are good, everyone can enjoy snuggling up with a book and napping. Netflix? Also good, its something you can marathon with your cats on a saturday night. And...Long walk to the fridge, what? Were people expecting you to say long walks on the beach. Clearly thats why you need this blanket design because they don't know you well enough at all.

Krampuzz is buzzing around this holiday season! Show off your love for bees and the spooky Christmas icon Krampus with this cute and festive, Krampus, bumble bee mashup.

There's an impasta among us, they need to be sauced! Show off your love for gaming, pasta and puns with this cute and funny, gamer among us blanket, home decor!

Seems sus to me. Show off your love for space games, parodies and space exploration with this "Sus" Nasa logo parody blanket / home decor.

He's a killer kitten, this supersonic cat is ready to rock and roll! Show off your love for Freddie and for cats, with this cute cat, Freddie, parody blanket.

Rock this funny parody shirt if you want everyone to do a double take when they pass by your way!

Oh, F*** off! Logan Roy may be an ass, but a new CEO waits in line, who will it be? Show off your love for Succession with this parody Waystar Royco merch!

Learn how to assemble your PC with Henry Cavill! Build a PC with Henry with this IKEA instruction inspired blanket / home decor design.

There is an Imposter among us. Show off your love for space games, parodies and space exploration with this "Imposter" Nasa logo parody blanket / home decor.

This dino put the ass and thicc in Jurassthicc! Show off your love for dinos and thick pride with this funny, Jurassic, Dinosaur, thicc T rex parody shirt design.

Have I gone mad? The original punk princess parody here with a unique Alice design with vintage, Wonderland-inspired tattoos. Perfect for people who love nostalgia and hard core princesses.

Feed me plant dad, feed me now! Show off your love for musicals and plants and be a nervous plant dad of a man eating monster with this cute, plant dad parody design.

Jolly as Hyuck. Show that you're jolly as F*** this holiday season with this sassy pun inspired design.

Princess Crossing Mulan Parody. Show that you're animal crossing village is a magical kingdom with this princess gamer inspired design.

It purrs from the deep blue with it's sharp fangs waiting on its prey.

From underwater to underground, this design is not for the mainstream fan. Pretty-in-Punk Parody Alice illustration with vintage, sailor-inspired tattoos.

Mothterial Gworl! I want doom and gloom! Show off your love for cryptids and Mothman and be a material girl obsessed with Cryptids with this funny, parody design.

Be the fiercest princess in the galaxy with this punk Princess Leia design! Use this princess parody to show off your girl power and star wars fandom pride!

Keep it trendy, keep it lit, keep it yeet! Show off your love for trendy logo parody tees with this "Yeet" thrasher logo parody home decor blanket.

This princess is from another castle, and she doesn't need saving! Punky Peach parody design features retro video-game inspired tattoos and racing jacket.

I'm A Baddie girl, in a bad bitch world! This world was made for you and all things pink, so go ahead and flaunt your bad bitch self.

Evil Santa be like, You better pout, you better shout and you better cry! Show off your love for Santa, memes and the holidays with this funny evil santa, meme, parody design.

Look festive and naught this St. Patrick's Day with this nsfw, phallic four leaf clover and green beer parody design!

Baba Yaga Balenciaga Parody. Why the hell would you pay $850 for a sweater when you can get the look and rep your favorite witch from Slavic folklore for a fraction of the price? Show your love for witchy women that live chicken leg huts with this design.

Aliens are real! They aren't just a bunch of Hocus Pocus! Well in this case, they may be! Show off your love for aliens and witches with this spooky and out of this world mashup design!

Aliens are real! They aren't just a bunch of Hocus Pocus! Well in this case, they may be! Show off your love for aliens and witches with this spooky and out of this world mashup design!