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New Over Weight Greeting Cards

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Just The Tip I Promise Greeting Card

Just The Tip I Promise Greeting Card

Lets be honest -- a few of us have either heard or uttered these words. By the end of it, it's usually met with slight regret wether on the recieving end or not... however in this circumstance "just the tip" may have vividly varying results! Get this cheeky design for someone you swoon over!

Fallen In Love Ogre You Greeting Card

Fallen In Love Ogre You Greeting Card

You're the onion to my heart, the scum to my swamp, the mud to my bath. I'm all Ogre you. A great valentines gift for lovers of this iconic movie figure!

I'm All Ogre You Greeting Card

I'm All Ogre You Greeting Card

You're the onion to my heart, the scum to my swamp, the mud to my bath. I'm all Ogre you. A great valentines gift for lovers of this iconic movie figure!

Getswolealotus Greeting Card

Getswolealotus Greeting Card

Get swole with this humorous paleo pun. Quetzalcoaltus, arguable one of the most iconic and largest flying reptile to ever take to the skies. Paelo nerds and gym rats alike will love this punny design!

Drink Coffee, Hail Hades Greeting Card

Drink Coffee, Hail Hades Greeting Card

Do you think hades needs coffee too? Watching over the souls of the damned must be a tiring job. He probably likes dark roast.

Don't Put Me In Charge, I Don't Like Having Power :( Greeting Card

Don't Put Me In Charge, I Don't Like Having Power :( Greeting Card

Please don't give me responsibility over people! That's so scary! Having power over others is a job that some people are just meant for. Me? I'll pass, fam.

Petiton to Cancel Mondays Greeting Card

Petiton to Cancel Mondays Greeting Card

I am officially petitioning for the removal of Mondays! From late lie-ins to horrible hang overs, I think I speak on behalf of all of us, down with the Monday and longer weekends! If you feel the same as I do then this is for you.

I Wanna Cryolophosaurus Greeting Card

I Wanna Cryolophosaurus Greeting Card

We all need to have a good cry sometime, or express how we want to cry in the inside , this cute lil' over-sensitive fella is here to do just that for you, poor Cryolophosaurus!

Krillin This Workout Greeting Card

Krillin This Workout Greeting Card

Don't mind me, I'm just working out in order to go super saiyan. Maybe someday I can lift over 9000.

Please Leave Me And My Hermit Ass Alone Greeting Card

Please Leave Me And My Hermit Ass Alone Greeting Card

Seriously. Can't you see I'm doing good over here? Vibe with yourself and keep people you don't wanna deal with at a distance with this sassy hermit design!

Certified Gym Rat Greeting Card

Certified Gym Rat Greeting Card

If you can bench two crushed up coke cans at once, then you're a Certified Gym Rat. I heard cheat day this week is a whole block of cheese and some apple cores.

Gym Hog Greeting Card

Gym Hog Greeting Card

Are you a Road Hog, or a Gym Hog? Of course, you could always be both, Explodey and buff! Hook those beefy muscles, along with your enemies. Make sure to check out the Gym Rat that goes alongside this design!

Hippity Hoppity, Freezing My Butt Offity Greeting Card

Hippity Hoppity, Freezing My Butt Offity Greeting Card

It's so cold! Seriously, I'm turning into a HOPsicle over here! Temperatures low enough, I might croak!

Dinosaurs Were Gay Greeting Card

Dinosaurs Were Gay Greeting Card

Hot take ... but dinosaurs were gay. Being fawned over for centuries? Being displayed in museums?! Being a little mysterious?! I think there's a good chance that dinosaurs were gay.

Toast My Buns Greeting Card

Toast My Buns Greeting Card

Nobody likes a chilly booty! Warm me up fam, I'm shivering over here and things are getting jiggly. Just keep an eye on it, I don't wanna come out burnt.

Jesus Was American Greeting Card

Jesus Was American Greeting Card

Jesus was American! Yeehaw, show your love for Jesus, Cowboy hats, dinosaurs, and America with this over the top fun Fourth of July themed design.

Lore and Mordor Greeting Card

Lore and Mordor Greeting Card

The scholars of Middle-earth toil over some inscribings, all they could discern was the words "Lore & Mordor" they were forever perplexed asking "what does it all mean?!". Fans of Tolkien and the Lord of the Rings series will chuckle at this parody mash up.

Animal Crossing Fossil Greeting Card

Animal Crossing Fossil Greeting Card

Dig up all the fossils around your island and then turn them over to Blathers! Make your town's museum a true sight to behold with this Animal Crossing and fossil collecting inspired design.

Training To Lift Christmas Spirits Greeting Card

Training To Lift Christmas Spirits Greeting Card

Happy Swolidays! Be fit for the holidays with this santa lifting design! Don't just lift weights, lift spirits!

It's Witching Season Hide The Children Greeting Card

It's Witching Season Hide The Children Greeting Card

It's Witching Season (Hide The Children)! We all know that this crisp autumn season is meant for us spooky and occult folk.

Over-educated Under-loved Millennial Greeting Card

Over-educated Under-loved Millennial Greeting Card

Ohh don't mind me, I'm just over here heating my sad, lonely, microwave dinner and raging at socio-economic issues! Show off being an Over-educated Under-Loved Millennial with this cute, retro, rainbow smiley design!

Over-educated Cat Lady Greeting Card

Over-educated Cat Lady Greeting Card

I'm just a sad, lonely, over-educated, under-loved, millennial - but at least my cats love me! Show off your sassy sarcasm and love of cats with this funny, "Over-educated Cat Lady" black cat design!

Rated M For Milf Parody Greeting Card

Rated M For Milf Parody Greeting Card

Y'all ain't ready for this. This here is rated M for Milf, so you better proceed with caution. Otherwise, you'll be too overwhelmed by her power she has over you!

Food Before Doods Greeting Card

Food Before Doods Greeting Card

Foods over doods always! Show off your love for foods and forget dudes with this funny food before dudes parody, funny spelling, foodie design.

I'm Outta Here Alien Greeting Card

I'm Outta Here Alien Greeting Card

Show off your love of outer space and sassy aliens with this sci-fi humor, alien believer's, sassy galaxy shirt! Let all humankind know that you are over Earth and you are OUTTA HERE!

Still Trying To Figure Out This Whole Adulting Thing Greeting Card

Still Trying To Figure Out This Whole Adulting Thing Greeting Card

Don't mind me. I'll just be over here trying to figure out this whole adulting thing. Struggle through adulthood in style with this funny, adulting design.

Muscle Wizard Greeting Card

Muscle Wizard Greeting Card

Ah, I see you've been studying the books of gains. But Have you pondered these massive ORBS?! The orbs are my muscles!! Flex like the extremely yolked sorcerer you are with this funny "muscle wizard" design, perfect for harnessing the ethereal otherworldly power of lifting weights.

My Body Is No-Bunny's Business Greeting Card

My Body Is No-Bunny's Business Greeting Card

My body, my business! With the way things are going, we are losing rights over our own bodies, and that's hopping stupid. This bunny is sick of it!

Lifting To Get Buff Like Luisa Greeting Card

Lifting To Get Buff Like Luisa Greeting Card

Yeah, I lift. I lift to get buff like Luisa! Show that you're getting big sister buff with this, "Lifting To Get Buff Like Luisa" movie-inspired, workout design!

Overthinker Brain Greeting Card

Overthinker Brain Greeting Card

Big thoughts---a lot of thoughts; head never empty. This retro design is dedicated to all the over thinkers out there. This one's for you.

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