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Trending Nsfw Pattern Accordion Stockings

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Jolly As Hyuck Goofy Parody Stocking

Jolly As Hyuck Goofy Parody Stocking

Jolly as Hyuck. Show that you're jolly as F*** this holiday season with this sassy pun inspired design.

Leather Daddy Pattern Stocking

Leather Daddy Pattern Stocking

Do you consider yourself a leather daddy? Yes sir! Show off your leather pride and love for all things Daddy with this "Leather Daddy" themed pattern accordion style face mask design.

Retro Christmas Sparkle Pattern Stocking

Retro Christmas Sparkle Pattern Stocking

Feel those classic Christmas vibes with this vintage inspired design! Perfect for a lover of Mid-Century Modern Design or anyone that loves the most wonderful time of the year.

Christmas Cats Pattern Stocking

Christmas Cats Pattern Stocking

These adorable kitties make the PURRFECT fluffy addition to furry and fun Christmas! An a-meow-zing gift for the cat people in your life this holiday season!

Floral Penis Rainbow Stocking

Floral Penis Rainbow Stocking

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your home? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Feliz Navidaddy Sweater Pattern Stocking

Feliz Navidaddy Sweater Pattern Stocking

Feliz Navidad - and Feliz navidaddy! Father Christmas just became father DADDY! Make the peeps laugh at the ugly sweater Christmas party this holiday season!

Cute Cubic Bee Pattern Stocking

Cute Cubic Bee Pattern Stocking

Are bees your favorite mob? THEY ARE SO CUTE! Bees are flying neutral mobs that live in bee nests and beehives. Show off your xp with this Minecraft parody pattern!

Sailor Moon's Bedding Stocking

Sailor Moon's Bedding Stocking

Remember how adorable her blanket was in the anime and how much you wished you could have that exact same blanket for your bed? Well now you can immortalize the adorable moon bunny pattern for your phone case!

Pixel Gardening Tool Pattern Stocking

Pixel Gardening Tool Pattern Stocking

It's dangerous to grow alone! Take this. Take these pixelated gardening tools and grow a cute gamer garden with these cute, pixelated gardening tools pattern face mask!

Ginger Bread Nudists Stocking

Ginger Bread Nudists Stocking

These nudist gingerbread are sure to turn some heads! Great for those people who live for making people do a double take.

Magical Girl Peens Pattern Stocking

Magical Girl Peens Pattern Stocking

These are clearly magical girl items, weapons, transformation devices, but they have a sort of phallic essence to them... Can you notice all the peens in the items?

Zenitsu Pattern Stocking

Zenitsu Pattern Stocking

If you're of fan of yellow boy and his amazing demon slaying skills while he's asleep, then rejoice, because this pattern is for you! Whether you're a fan of demon slayer and would like to wear it on its own or with cosplay, people will be sure to recognize Zenitsu's pattern!

Nezuko Pattern Stocking

Nezuko Pattern Stocking

Of course you know who wears this pattern! The adorable demoness Nezuko herself- what a good gal :)! Whether you're a fan of Demon Slayer and would like to wear it on its own or with cosplay, people will be sure to recognize Nezuko's pink dress pattern!

Lesbian Pride Witch Pattern Stocking

Lesbian Pride Witch Pattern Stocking

Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble. Check out this witchy pattern, filled with lesbian pride colored items. Perfect for you local witch couples, remember, two powerful witchy women are stronger than one!

Red And Green Holiday Confetti Stocking

Red And Green Holiday Confetti Stocking

If you love to show your holiday spirit with something minimal, then this pattern is for you~! Sport your holiday cheer with this decorative and fun holiday red and green confetti pattern!

Pastel Goth Witch Pattern Stocking

Pastel Goth Witch Pattern Stocking

Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble. Check out this pastel goth witch pattern, filled with cotton candy colored witchy items. Perfect for you local witch who loves the pastel goth aesthetic.

Gamer Cookies Pattern Stocking

Gamer Cookies Pattern Stocking

Any retro gamers out there will easily recognize this pattern! These delicious little dinosaur tarts are sure to bring back old memories among gamers. Create a line and watch them crumble!

Groovy Moth Pattern Stocking

Groovy Moth Pattern Stocking

What's more groovy than moths and lava lamps?! Nothing, of course! Get funky with this totally rad pattern.

Cute Nature Robot Pattern Stocking

Cute Nature Robot Pattern Stocking

Beep bop! It'a the Nature Robots! Do a little dance with these cute little creatures.

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Stocking

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Stocking

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

90's Menorah Pattern Stocking

90's Menorah Pattern Stocking

Like, Hanukkah Sameach! Get rad this holiday season with this 90's inspired Menorah pattern.

Rainbow Dreidel Pattern Stocking

Rainbow Dreidel Pattern Stocking

Are you gay AND Jewish?! Win, win! Celebrate your sexuality with this colorful pattern.

LGBTQ+ Planets Stocking

LGBTQ+ Planets Stocking

Spot the LGBTQ+ pride colors across the galaxy! Each planet represents a different group, can you tell which pride colors show your group? Perfect for straight allies and LGBTQ+ members, show your pride and support!

Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Stocking

Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Stocking

If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.

Ace Pride Pattern Stocking

Ace Pride Pattern Stocking

Show off your asexual pride with this ace pride pattern! Rock your asexual pride with this ace symbol and asexual flag colored ace pride patterned protective face mask cover.

Holiday Tree Cake Pattern Stocking

Holiday Tree Cake Pattern Stocking

It's the most wonderful time of the year! That's right, Holiday Tree Cakes are here! Celebrate your love for the seasonal snack cake with this jolly design.

Gingerbread and Candy Cane Penises Stocking

Gingerbread and Candy Cane Penises Stocking

Show off your love for these NSFW holiday treats with this funny, gingerbread and candy cane penises design!

Dreamy Pastel Moon And Stars Stocking

Dreamy Pastel Moon And Stars Stocking

Keep true to the dreamy vibes that is pastel cuteness with this sweet moon and stars pattern~<3 !

Boo Pops Pattern Stocking

Boo Pops Pattern Stocking

Boo! It's lollipop time! Get into this spooky twist on the ole Halloween favorite.

Halloween Fun Pattern Stocking

Halloween Fun Pattern Stocking

With Halloween comes fun, and with fun comes Halloween! celebrate the spoopy holiday with this colorful and cute Halloween pattern!

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