New Nsfw Gingerbread Neck Gaiters

The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them wieners.

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...

There's no better way to scream "I'm a shameless furry" than a good yiff design. ...Well, I suppose you could LITERALLY scream "yiff", but this is the next best thing. And it's retro too!

This subtle NSFW pattern displays some classic bakery pastries, but the shape of them may appear to be...phallic. Not your normal pastries, but delicious! Fool friends with this penis pastry pattern, maybe they'll think you just really like eclairs...

Stuff Us Daddy! If your dream threesome is you and 2 freshly baked Manicottis, then this is the design for you! This "subtle" NSFW design might get some questionable looks, but also might make some mouths water...

Come To The Dark Side, We Know Where The Clitoris Is.... The quest for the clitoris is one many straight men struggle to complete, much less embark on. Did you finish? Nope. But you know what, nobody knows a woman's body like a woman ;) so join us...

You Dirty Little Spore! This mushroom maid is kawaii and kinky! Show off your NSFW humor and mushroom love with this cute, but slightly suggestive, spore design!

Try To Say Penis Louder Than Me I Dare You! For those who lose a bit of *immature* fun, and laugh at any mention of "penis," I'm right there with you.

Get some laughs and some concerned looks with this suggestive fruit. The plum is ready to... come, to the fruit basket?? Show off your dirty, foodie humor with this juicy and kinky plum. Sexual puns with sexual plums.

Isn't space magnificent? Celebrate the unending natural beauty of space and the human form with this NSFW pattern depicting a vast array of vulvas that look like nebulas, galaxies, and other celestial bodies!

Fresh and glistening, these not-so-subtly phallic veggies are sure to get double-takes from your friends and pretty much anyone who sees you! Maybe don't take this one to work though. Or do, I'm not your dad.

Fresh and glistening, these not-so-subtly phallic veggies are sure to get double-takes from your friends and pretty much anyone who sees you! Maybe don't take this one to work though. Or do, I'm not your dad.

There's nothing like the sensual feeling of silky locks sliding through your... bristles. Mmmhmmm. Put that foamy goop on there.

Woah hey, suddenly Hell doesn't seem so bad! Be careful with that tail though, you naughty devil. ...Or don't. Tee hee.

Oh, I love chicken nuggets! Wait... are those....? PENUGGETS! Penis shaped chicken nuggets. If nuts and nuggets are your two fave things, this is the design for you!

Shuck Me Daddy! Horny and corny and ready to be shucked! This nsfw hentai corn is husky, and hoping for a good shuck!

Does Trash Nocturn you on? These are nocturnal nighttime trash sluts, how could they not be? Show off your love for trash animals and sexual puns with this lingerie opossum and raccoon design! Sluts for trash only!

What's that peeking out of the moist, juicy flesh of these tantalizing fruits? Talk about finger foods! Although maybe don't wear this one to work. ...Maybe.

Does this Opossum Nocturn you on? These are nocturnal nighttime trash sluts, how could they not. Show off your love for trash animals and sexual puns with this lingerie opossum design! opossum funny opossum self deprecating garbage trash couple couples couples t shirts turn you on nocturne you on lingerie raccoon humor nsfw trash trash pickup lines pickup lines sexual puns nocturnal animals nocturnal possum raccoon and opossum trash puns lingerie animals linger opossum lingerie raccoon i am trash trash trash animal raccoon do i nocturn you on?

Does this Raccoon Nocturn you on? These are nocturnal nighttime trash sluts, how could they not. Show off your love for trash animals and sexual puns with this lingerie raccoon design! opossum funny opossum self deprecating garbage trash couple couples couples t shirts turn you on nocturne you on lingerie raccoon humor nsfw trash trash pickup lines pickup lines sexual puns nocturnal animals nocturnal possum raccoon and opossum trash puns lingerie animals linger opossum lingerie raccoon i am trash trash trash animal raccoon do i nocturn you on?

Butter My Buns Daddy! Keep your biscuits good and moist with this steamy, buttery, NSFW design!

This seemingly innocent subtle makeup pattern looks fine at first glance, get a closer look, and you can spot all the "lipdicks,""chapsdicks,"penis-tipped mascara, lip gloss, rather vaginal looking lip balms, genitalia blushes, and a pudenda puddle of foundation! Fun for sex-positive makeup lovers or those who got the glam and the sexual humor to match!

Horny for Horticulture? The art or practice of garden cultivation and management? Are you watering your plants or are they making you wet? Us plant keepers and lovers need our peace keepers, if plants are your passion, then this design is for you!

These popsicles are more spicy than sweet (wink wink). Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family! Suck on that cocksicle, or popdickle...

Looking for something on the NSFW side that's makes people do a double take? These bootylicious flavored ice creams are sure to turn heads! Innocent, delicious ice creams? SYKE! It's butts!

Butter My Biscuit Daddy! Keep your biscuits good and wet with this steamy NSFW design!

This rat is kinky and trashy in the best way. Rats may be called dirty, but this rat loves to be called a dirty little slut, and it's even got on a cute lil maid outfit!

Just some, perhaps, oddly phallic shaped and arranged witchy items. Not totally sus, but just enough to where you may get a few chuckles out of humor from these penis-esque magical things. Mushrooms, penis candles, boners, cauldron balls, crystal balls, potions, and a phallic feather to name a few. Cast a hilarious charm on anyone around you who may be fooled by this, at first, unsuspecting, totally innocent design.

Why be subtle? There's no need to be shy! These cute pastel penises are sure to get a reaction from your friends, families, and strangers!

Life is F***ing nuts, this squirrel is just contemplating the futility of life, simply smoking away on stale cigarettes after sex... how meta, how grunge. Chasing the next high, the next nut...where will he go. After all, to a simple squirrel, life is nuts.

Life is F***ing nuts, this squirrel is just contemplating the futility of life, simply smoking away on stale cigarettes after sex... how meta, how grunge. Chasing the next high, the next nut...where will he go. After all, to a simple squirrel, life is nuts.