Nerd Casual Totes

I've done my calculations, but my math is bad... Boy was this a choice. I have many regrets.

What even are goats? Are they harbingers of doom? Will they save us all? Scream into the chaotic void, calling forth countless untold wonders and horrors into the mortal realm with this funny chaotic neutral goat design!

Leave the creatures of the upside down alone! They're just trying to live their creepy, terrifying, monster sized lives!

It's allllll good! I'm just Playing My Silly Little RPG Whilst the World Burns. Don't worry, I'll just smile through playing my dnd while climate change and capitalism destroy our planet.

My time to grind! Get ready for that boss fight, or long run through a dangerous unexplored dungeon! Prepare for the worst by grinding away and getting your level and stats up.

Go sports! Beat the other team! Do the goals... and basket them all the way to the endzone! Sports may not be your bag, but that's no reason not to show pride and team spirit! This makes for a great nerdy gift idea. Whether you're on the couch or in the bleachers, grab this ironic design and show your sports pride. Especially if, ah... you don't know anything about sports.