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Zelda Is My Favorite Pokemon Blanket

Zelda Is My Favorite Pokemon Blanket

And Dankey Kang is my favorite sonic the hedghog character! Have you ever seen Bayonetta from digimon? sooooo cool.

I Like my Coffee Darker Than the Mines of Moria Blanket

I Like my Coffee Darker Than the Mines of Moria Blanket

This Lord of the Rings inspired coffee mug is perfect for second breakfast. This nerdy coffee mug features the phrase "I like my coffee darker than the minds of Moria and stronger than a Balrog" along with symbols from the Gates to Moria and a faux gold texture. Buy this for the LOTR fan in your life and they'll have the one mug to rule them all.

Kerbo Derpy Kirby Blanket

Kerbo Derpy Kirby Blanket

Hoi, am Kerbo. Am big hero, fight king derderder, save plernert perpster. Gotta fly, my people need me.

Sugar, Spice, And Reproductive Rights Blanket

Sugar, Spice, And Reproductive Rights Blanket

Reproductive rights are human rights. Show off your fierce feminist beliefs with this, "Sugar, Spice, And Reproductive Rights" feminism design. Perfect for fighting for equality and accessible healthcare.

You Are The Best Mum Blanket

You Are The Best Mum Blanket

Let your Mum know she's the best with this cute chrysanthemum pun! Perfect for mother's day, spring, or any other time you feel compelled to let your mom know your love for her is always in bloom!

Pastel Goth Trash Animals Pattern Blanket

Pastel Goth Trash Animals Pattern Blanket

Oh my goth, I'm trash! Check out these infamous nocturnal trash animals like the raccoon, opossum, fly, and rat, all with a pastel goth twist!

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Working On My Anime Body Blanket

Working On My Anime Body Blanket

You gotta work those buns and guns to get that perfect transformation sequence body! This blanket is perfect for any fan of Sailor Moon and anime!

I Love My Aging Body Blanket

I Love My Aging Body Blanket

Your body doesn't depreciate in value as you age! Love, appreciate, and respect how time transforms your physical form with this body positive floral design!

Mother Of Doggos Blanket

Mother Of Doggos Blanket

Why be a mother of dragons when you can be a mother of doggos!? They are sure to show you much more love, and won't torch your favorite dress - They might chew on them though.... but their undying loyalty will make up for that.

My Cat is My Valentine Blanket

My Cat is My Valentine Blanket

I hate to say it, but there is only one creature on this earth that gets enough of my love to be called my valentine, and that valentine is my kitty cat! This adorable and funny my cat is my valentine shirt will get it across to any would be suitors that there is only for you this valentines day!

My Dog Is My Familiar Blanket

My Dog Is My Familiar Blanket

My dog is my familiar. We have a magical bond that goes beyond this realm. We do witchy stuff together.

My Dog Is My Familiar Blanket

My Dog Is My Familiar Blanket

My dog is my familiar. We have a magical bond that goes beyond this realm. We do witchy stuff together.

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Hyperfixated On My Current Obsession Blanket

Hyperfixated On My Current Obsession Blanket

Hyperfixation is a problem for many people, commonly those with ADHD...

Yule Birth of the Sun Blanket

Yule Birth of the Sun Blanket

Celebrate the birth of the sun this Yule. No, not Jesus, that's not for me. "Yuletide" celebrates the birth of the Sun and also celebrates the "Mother" at the height of her "Greatness".

Physically Mentally Emotionally Exhausted Blanket

Physically Mentally Emotionally Exhausted Blanket

Physically. Mentally. Emotionally. Exhausted. Everything isn't all rainbows, ironically - I'm f***ing tired. But at least I have a self deprecating, sarcastic sense of humor about it.

You Make My Heart Purr Blanket

You Make My Heart Purr Blanket

Valentine, you make me feel like a spoiled cat. I feel so loved i'd swear my heart is purring! All I want for valentines day is mew!

Feeling Peachy Blanket

Feeling Peachy Blanket

Feeling peachy? Good! Keep up that energy whenever and wherever you go!

I Love My Hell Hound Blanket

I Love My Hell Hound Blanket

Arf! Do you have a demon puppy at home? Show your love for your satanic lil doggo in this devilish dog design.

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