Trending Mushrooms Unisex Long Sleeve Greeting Cards

I Love You Like A Mushroom Loves a Dying Corpse! And that is a lot!

Looking for a cheeky yet charming way to say "I love you" this Valentine's Day? Look no further than our Shit Bitch You is Fine greeting card! Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor and a love for all things playful and sassy, this conversation heart-inspired card is sure to make your recipient smile. Whether you're sending it to a long-time love or a new flame, this fun greeting is a great way to show your affection in a unique and memorable way. So pucker up, lay on the charm, and let your sweetie know just how fine they really are with our hilarious and heartfelt Shit Bitch You is Fine card!

These two legendary video game icons go head to head Kaiju style, burning the mountains and hills beneath them!

Nobody loves glizzys this much without winning a few eating contests... What's to be said? Some people just really like shoving long meat tubes in their mouth...

I Will Feast On Your Dying, decaying Corpse - yum yum. This sassy, hungry, and adorable mushroom is ready to recycle.

Show your mom you spored no expense this mothers day with this punny adorable design that's sure to show how mushroom is in your heart for your mom!

A lot of people may not believe that aliens exist. But as long as you believe in yourself, they're definitely out there somewhere. Let that sink in.

Self care is super groovy dude! Treat yourself to some far out self care with this groovy, smiley, mushroom self care design.

I have no morels. Be a lil flirty and coquettish with this funny, mushroom, i have no morels pun design.

Hunt for mushrooms with the lads with this cool forage mommy design! Perfect for getting into nature and enjoying the sights and sounds while ethically gathering some wild forageables in town or the woods!

Just look at those lil froggos leaping at the opportunity to enjoy nature's bounty! They aren't croakin around! Grab your foraging gear and look cool as frogs with this cute design.

There's nothing more enchanting than foraging - especially if you find yourself some nice chanterelles :) !

Witches that practice herbology, herbal apothecary, alchemy etc. will know a thing or two about foraging, naturally ;) Herbal magic is a staple of witchcraft, and who isn't a whore for a little plant lore am I right?!

Merry Christmush, everyone! Celebrate your mushy, mushroom, holiday festivities with these adorable Christmas, Santa mushrooms! Perfect for being a fungi with the holiday party puns.

Get extra cozy this winter with this long wool scarf llama! Perfect for winter, holidays, Christmas, and keeping warm through the season!

If the idea of hunting for a bunch of morel mushrooms out in the woods with the lads gets you excited, this cute mushroom design is for you! Perfect for those who love nerding out about mycology, foraging, and nature!

Show off being the best forager in the city and the forest with this, "Forager" design featuring a raccoon sitting on some mushrooms and trash! Perfect for finding the best trash, mushrooms, and garbage you can get your tiny little paws on!

You're the ultimate magical mushroom! Show off your love of mushrooms and unicorns with this funny, "Unispore" mushroom unicorn design. Perfect for loving magical puns, mushrooms, fungi, foraging, and majestic unicorn powers!

This mushroom isn't messing about! This angry little cap is here to settle things once and for all.

How else can I spell it out for you? My love for you isn't a phase! I hexin' Love you!! Show your coven some love with this cute witchy, punny design!

My heart has mushroom to grow, and I hope that includes you! I adore you, you're such a fungi. let me love you some spore.

2021 Predictions: We need to work on addressing a LOT of long running systemic problems that will extend far beyond the year 2020 and its probably gonna be difficult. BUT HEY! There is a small chance it might suck a WHOLE LOT LESS than this year, Maybe! Maybe not though. Ooof.

Protect yourself from the rain with the whimsical, magical powers of the forest with this, "Mushroom Forest Spirits" folktale fungi design! Perfect for loving mushrooms, folklore, fungus, forests, rain, nature, and the tiny spirits moving through the world!

Show off your veggie love with this, "Talk Veggie To Me" design with various vegetable illustrations like mushrooms, beets, turnips, carrots, peas, lettuce, and peppers! Perfect for a vegan, vegetarian, or gardener.

Plant Based Magical Girl. Show your love of magical girl anime and a plant based diets with this veggie loving mahou shoujo design.

Fungi, you are lookin' good and feelin' sporegeous! Uplift your friends and show them you're thinking of them with this cute, fungi, mushroom pun greeting card!

Dancing bears painted wings trash I almost remember, and a song someone sings once upon a trash-cember Show your love for the long lost Russian Princess Ananasita with this raccoon and animated film inspired design.

Wow! I hardly recognized those mushrooms, I can't believe how far they've glown! Get ready for your glow up with this inspirational mushroom design sure to signal growing up and out of things, for the better!

I long to see the sunlight in your leaves, and tell you time and time again how much I care, aloe. Water you waiting for? Show your plants how much you love them with this funny Aloe pun!

It's St. Patrick's day, lets get drunk and hedge CHUG some green beer all day long! Send off your love, for drinking green beer and hedge hog puns with this funny, festive, St. Patrick's day, hedge hog greeting card.

It's St. Patrick's day, lets get drunk and hedge CHUG some green beer all day long! Send off your love, for drinking green beer and hedge hog puns with this funny, festive, St. Patrick's day, hedge hog greeting card.