New Miniature Unisex Long Sleeve Blankets

Ah, to be a duck with multiple scarves. It would be the perfect life for those scarf hoarders out there, getting to use all of them at the same time just sounds perfectly cozy!

Nobody loves glizzys this much without winning a few eating contests... What's to be said? Some people just really like shoving long meat tubes in their mouth...

There's just not a single thought behind all them floofs. But honestly who cares as long as you're adorable as heck!

Neck Long, Patience Short, don't test me. This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy and impatient attitude with this goose holding a knife.

Oh, you know how it is after a long days work of planting the seeds of chaos. Ya see that field over there, that one's got the seed of destruction in it, and that one's got the seed of disaster. Oh, that one? That's just carrots. Don't pay them any mind.

Some people never left their emo phase. This also happens to apply to our emo cloud here. Rock this edgy emo cloud design and make your emo elders proud!

Show that you're never too old for princesses and that you're punk as hell! This cute and sassy parody design features an illustration of the Princess with rad facial piercings, ombre hair, and a sweet bear and thistle sleeve tattoo.

This long-haired beauty isn't staying in her tower, she's a punk rock princess and a rebel at heart. Rapunzel's got a brand new look, from her dye job to her colorful tattoos and piercings. She's definitely not a sweet Disney princess anymore.

This long-haired beauty isn't staying in her tower, she's a punk rock princess and a rebel at heart. Rapunzel's got a brand new look, from her dye job to her colorful tattoos and piercings. She's definitely not a sweet Disney princess anymore.

Poor Unfortunate Trash. In pain, in need. This one's longing to be garbage that one wants to get the filth, and do I help them? Yes indeed. Show your love for trash pandas and the sea witches with this Ursula parody design.

Show off your true alien self with this funny and weird, human suit, alien believer's, outer space inspired shirt! No go ahead and unzip your human face, you've had a long day of trying to fit in.

Get extra cozy this winter with this long wool scarf llama! Perfect for winter, holidays, Christmas, and keeping warm through the season!

Get a long little doggy this holiday season with this cute winner dog themed ugly Christmas Sweater. This design features illustrations of black and brown Dachshunds wearing Santa hats and the phrase "Dachshund Through The Snow.

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Stretch into the great beyond with long cat! There is no limits with this fluffy feline. the universe is yours to conquer with Long Cat!

Looking for the perfect holiday accessory that also satisfies your sweet tooth? Look no further than our "Holiday Tree Cake Pattern" blanket! Whether you're a fan of the classic Little Debbie treat or any other holiday-themed treat, this adorable design will have you feeling festive and full all season long. With a charming pattern featuring rows of festive trees adorned with colorful cake slices, this blanket is perfect for snuggling up on the couch with a cup of cocoa or savoring a slice of your favorite holiday cake. And thanks to the premium quality materials, this blanket will keep you warm and cozy season after season. So what are you waiting for? Treat yourself to a slice of comfort and holiday cheer with our "Holiday Tree Cake Pattern" blanket today!

Feeling nostalgic for those creepy yet cute 90's toys? Well, look no further! I personally think they're adorable, just ... don't look into their eyes for too long.

Dinosaurs didn't die, they just became technologically advanced enough to go to space. The death by meteor was just a cover up story. Long live our space dino overloards!

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

This cute vegetable blanket features carrots, tomatoes, and peas and is perfect for people who love gardening, planting vegetables, vegans, vegetarians, and is ideal for snuggling up with a carrot and a good book after a long days work in the garden or farm!

I love man buns, beards and boys with facial hair! If you're into cute hairy boys, with long beautiful hair in man buns this floral bearded, man bun illustrated blanket is perfect for you!

My cats and I have a 5 year plan. When people ask what you're doing with your future, let them know that you and your cats really have it together. Who needs higher education or a long term relationship when you've got cats? This blanket is perfect for graduation, chilling with your cats, and lazy weekends.

Looking for a way to describe the way you're feeling, but trying to keep it PG-13? Then this "For FoxSakes" blanket design speaks it all. Keep the puns going for as long as you can, and you can also tell people to leave you alone. There isn't anything better then getting a pun and being insulting at the same time.

Dragons can't be awake all the time. Guarding a treasure hoard takes a lot of work and patience. Some good dragons need to take some long naps to get through the day. For some reason people think it's easy being a mythical fantasy creature like a dragon but they are wrong. If you have respect for even the mightiest of slumbering dragon beasts than this dragon pillow will help you doze off with them in style!

Dragons can't be awake all the time. Guarding a treasure hoard takes a lot of work and patience. Some good dragons need to take some long naps to get through the day. For some reason people think it's easy being a mythical fantasy creature like a dragon but they are wrong. If you have respect for even the mightiest of slumbering dragon beasts than this dragon pillow will help you doze off with them in style!

Dragons can't be awake all the time. Guarding a treasure hoard takes a lot of work and patience. Some good dragons need to take some long naps to get through the day. For some reason people think it's easy being a mythical fantasy creature like a dragon but they are wrong. If you have respect for even the mightiest of slumbering dragon beasts than this dragon pillow will help you doze off with them in style!

Someone wanting to get to know you? Quick list three things you love. Naps are good, everyone can enjoy snuggling up with a book and napping. Netflix? Also good, its something you can marathon with your cats on a saturday night. And...Long walk to the fridge, what? Were people expecting you to say long walks on the beach. Clearly thats why you need this blanket design because they don't know you well enough at all.

Someone wanting to get to know you? Quick list three things you love. Naps are good, everyone can enjoy snuggling up with a book and napping. Netflix? Also good, its something you can marathon with your cats on a saturday night. And...Long walk to the fridge, what? Were people expecting you to say long walks on the beach. Clearly thats why you need this blanket design because they don't know you well enough at all.